do it to yourself,
just you, you and no one else
that's what really hurts

"No! Don't Jump Bo-Teet!"
David Keith, actor,savant
Confused with Arli$$

jumbo jet fly high
passengers tight as sardines
why not DVT?

Someone posts on farts,
Constantly. Quite pathetic.
I pity you, gas man.

george w bush and
dick cheney - do I sense a
sexual theme here?

slice like a ninja
cut me like a razorblade
so fast all the D

Js say damn if rhyme
were a drug i'd sell it by
the gram

blood orange peel sliced
with a razorblade, flesh and
spray and dripping scent

Be Always Drunken,
Nothing else matters. That is
the only question.

radiohead is
a great band, even in the
hakiu based format.

Fuck, I'm ready to do
something drastic, get me out
of the damn workplace.

WorldCom is dying
Taking UUNET down too
Bernie is a fool.

falling failing (i
dont know Wittgenstein) slipping
Whatever - language!

Falling for angels
Until you find you're really
Falling for devils

sweetness, I'm joking
when I say you should have been
bludgeoned in your bed

"I love you so much,"
He's told me a million times
Who cares anymore??

cams. loathed cams. urgh.
teachers who don't give a damn
kill me with your work

Hating you and me
Thoughts of murder, thoughts of greed
All lay in between

I keep falling down
I keep passing out when I
see a face like you

No one dares to care
If I cry, if I don't cry
Caring makes no change

Leave the quilt alone
Do you want to disturb
The farts underneath?

Jealousy. Hatred.
He loves you, he loves me not
Seeing what's not there

Flatulent air
Vibration of couch pillow
Will this be the last?

Voluminous fart
boils forth under the bedspread
wife chokes heads downstairs

horses wearing coats
what is this world coming to?
mister ed in fur

the deadly wind chill
seeps into my goretex coat
it is freon cold

You are so witty
but that's what the site is for
such is the cruel life.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Me

ack! mullets everywhere!
must destroy, i mumble to
myself, on the bus

homophobes are just
pissed because they can not get
laid, i told the fucks

Geneva get your
cookies off. Girl Scouts s'posed to
be cunt-roll models.

A kinky name for
a little heap of dirt. The name?
Bald Knob Mountain.

:::good~vibes:::good~vibes::: i
have :::good~vibes::: for ev'ryone
more where those came from

'technology' is
4 syllables. not even
right for short haiku.

No reason to cry
You did it to yourself, fond
Aren't you of women?

axolotl love
how could i have fallen in ?
she was a real slime

Spam fills my inbox
"GREAT NEW FREE SPECIAL REAL DEAL"
Bane of modern life

I love lag
posts posts twice today
technology

The Girl Scout cookies
Were supposed to last a while.
But we lost control.

by the time they leave
you'll miss talk-back radio.
pass laws to ban it.

Start -> IE;
wuhoo! what a crash!
wonderment.

Start -> IE;
wuhoo! what a crash!
wonderment.

in your wires
are fat electrons
problem's cause?

king of my anthill
i realise the queen rules
that's antithesis

carpenter arrives
inflicting bad radio
the power tools scream

you see that planet?
i'm going to blow it up!
i'll use my laser

Ray guns and Helmets
Of the Twenty Fourth And A
Half Century Beyond!

do not do it, luke.
don't kiss her. push her away!
she is your sister!

Going, for the show, not
Realtime anymore, Error
Blue Screen of Death

resistance? futile.
i'm locutus. you will be
assimilated.

luke, i'm your father.
join me. come to the dark side.
together, we'll rule.