love is dumb is blind.
i'll find the right girl one day--
ha ha ha ha. sigh.

e j just walked in
she's looking for her backpack
hope she finds it, eh?

watch the days roll by.
i am not here. i'm not here.
i'm nowhere. nowhere.

ash-inspired, today
i rented dvd's of
'Alien' saga

wanted to see if
parker ever uses ash
as a dildo, no

she doesn't but
why else would ships take androids
c'mon lets get real!

Desist 9 month joke.
For Great Justice to us all,
no more All Your Base.

long long silence ...
fellow poets gone missing?
Or just out for lunch?

Us, no more, dear friend,
All Your Base Are Belong To.
Old joke must die now.

Chocolate ain't bad.
I like it when my dog licks
My ass-"chocolate"

Think about chocolate
Think about its smell and taste
Yum yum yum yum yum

You guys must drop ass
all the time to complain so.
I'm not like that - yea!

Fumes of gas surround,
soul begs for deliverance!
Where's that bad haiku?

Here's a great idea!
Go to goatse.cx now,
An feel enlightened.

Mobiles are worth risk -
I am addicted to them,
like a damn junkie.

mobile phone ring-ring -
Can feel the radiation...
Argh! Gonads are dead.

Gaseous,unfriendly
plumes of methane evilness.
Please try to contain.

Beans are killers, true.
But so is Coke - sweet to drink
But vile to spew out.

Oops, I have failed here.
An extra syllable in
My last post. Damn it!

i don't fart too much -
i stay away from the beans
no bad smells from me!

Farting may be common
But not if to excess, my friend.
Just stay far from me.

Flatulence, my friend,
is a human failure. But
qite normal, you know?

Oooohh. I'm so funny.
His name is funny cause it's "Dick."
Like, you know, "penis!!!"

I'm mature today!
(Kid, here's a little lesson -
SHUT UP YOU ASSWIPE!!!)

where there is a dick
and a bush, you know someone
is gonna get screwed

do it to yourself,
just you, you and no one else
that's what really hurts

"No! Don't Jump Bo-Teet!"
David Keith, actor,savant
Confused with Arli$$

jumbo jet fly high
passengers tight as sardines
why not DVT?

Someone posts on farts,
Constantly. Quite pathetic.
I pity you, gas man.

george w bush and
dick cheney - do I sense a
sexual theme here?

slice like a ninja
cut me like a razorblade
so fast all the D

Js say damn if rhyme
were a drug i'd sell it by
the gram

blood orange peel sliced
with a razorblade, flesh and
spray and dripping scent

Be Always Drunken,
Nothing else matters. That is
the only question.

radiohead is
a great band, even in the
hakiu based format.

Fuck, I'm ready to do
something drastic, get me out
of the damn workplace.

WorldCom is dying
Taking UUNET down too
Bernie is a fool.

falling failing (i
dont know Wittgenstein) slipping
Whatever - language!

Falling for angels
Until you find you're really
Falling for devils

sweetness, I'm joking
when I say you should have been
bludgeoned in your bed

"I love you so much,"
He's told me a million times
Who cares anymore??

cams. loathed cams. urgh.
teachers who don't give a damn
kill me with your work

Hating you and me
Thoughts of murder, thoughts of greed
All lay in between

I keep falling down
I keep passing out when I
see a face like you

No one dares to care
If I cry, if I don't cry
Caring makes no change

Leave the quilt alone
Do you want to disturb
The farts underneath?

Jealousy. Hatred.
He loves you, he loves me not
Seeing what's not there

Flatulent air
Vibration of couch pillow
Will this be the last?

Voluminous fart
boils forth under the bedspread
wife chokes heads downstairs

horses wearing coats
what is this world coming to?
mister ed in fur

the deadly wind chill
seeps into my goretex coat
it is freon cold

You are so witty
but that's what the site is for
such is the cruel life.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Me

ack! mullets everywhere!
must destroy, i mumble to
myself, on the bus