BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Those SJWS:
Burn their Maoist texts.
Haiku #67359, by But Love Them as Yourself of course . . .
April 18, 2020 12:42 am ET

i wish i could quit
df, but i seek revenge
on those sjws
Haiku #67358, by Anonymous Poet
April 18, 2020 12:20 am ET

Oh ye heavens! Lord
Have mercy upon this land
For such bad poems.
Haiku #67357, by Current Crisis of Poetry
April 17, 2020 11:48 pm ET

i have thought of say
i wish the internet would
go away for a bit
Haiku #67356, by vhs
April 17, 2020 11:41 pm ET

If you were to leave,
We would weep and then vomit
Pure haiku sorrow.
Haiku #67355, by Until the Next Haiku
April 17, 2020 11:38 pm ET

hmm, if i left the
website like i want to leave
twitter whats next then
Haiku #67354, by vhs
April 17, 2020 11:16 pm ET

This is terrible.
I'm running out of puppies.
Didn't think it through.
Haiku #67353, by dw, the fartist formerly known as df
April 17, 2020 7:17 pm ET

Abandon all hope!
Your puppies belong to me!
Purina cat chow!

I play puppy skeet.
Launch them with a puppypult.
Blast with a 4-gauge.

A puppypult is
a catapult that launches
puppies and not cats.

I play this game in
international waters.
Your laws can't touch me.
Haiku #67352, by Darth Whorrendous, The Dork Lard of the Fifth (of rum) so powerful you'll nevrer forget his stench. of My yacht in the Florida Keys, with prostytoots and 2 year supply of food, water, alcohol, and drugs. Seriously!
April 17, 2020 7:10 pm ET

what puppies? he best
worry about puppies busting
a nut in his ass.
Haiku #67351, by vhs
April 17, 2020 3:38 pm ET

Don't cry Haiku bitch.
We will protect your puppies
from Dork Lard filth-face.
Haiku #67350, by Dork Would Eat Unborn Puppies If It Could
April 17, 2020 3:11 pm ET

i am very dis
appointed here so now
i am haiku bitch
Haiku #67349, by vhs
April 17, 2020 1:32 pm ET

It is too bad cause
people think they''re right when they're
wrong and we move on
Haiku #67348, by vhs
April 17, 2020 1:30 pm ET

i was blocked on say
twitter and someone was set
in their own hellbound

occult ways, they will
listen if and when they are ready
to talk to me here
Haiku #67347, by vhs of do what thou will is the first path to Hell
April 17, 2020 1:23 pm ET

maybe some find that red
pill, that lovely cure for the
psychic version of

covid 19, but the
disease of social justice
Haiku #67346, by vhs
April 17, 2020 1:21 pm ET

TDS is not
curable, the people who
have it have to find

something else to
bitch about till they kill them
selves or go away
Haiku #67345, by vhs
April 17, 2020 1:19 pm ET

what a haiku, i am getting
good at b movies.
Haiku #67344, by vhs
April 17, 2020 1:18 pm ET

i think we think we
can give a good show till some
person blows you off
Haiku #67343, by vhs
April 17, 2020 1:14 pm ET

something about some
thing or another something
Haiku #67342, by vhs
April 17, 2020 1:12 pm ET

2020, death to "the Left"
yay, wave a flag.
Haiku #67341, by vhs
April 17, 2020 12:42 pm ET

Talk bad about Trump,
But he's got a perty mouth.
Squeel little pig.
Haiku #67340, by Darth Relapse of My name is Darth, and I'm a swine addict. It's been 3 days since I last boinked a pig. "Welcome Darth".
April 17, 2020 7:21 am ET

Gordon Ramsey's new
avocado haiku pie
God that's fucking good!
Haiku #67339, by Darth Something or Other I Can't Decide Yet of It's not easy being a Dork Lard of the Pith.
April 17, 2020 7:16 am ET

Bring Trump into it?
He's the president. I'd say
You're more the moron.
Haiku #67338, by Trump Derangement Syndrome of Find A Cure SOON
April 17, 2020 5:44 am ET

trump is a moron
mr t says how it is
"pity the poor fools"
Haiku #67337, by ash
April 17, 2020 3:05 am ET

iamback is back
and as forward as ever
come blow me... a kiss
Haiku #67336, by ash
April 17, 2020 3:03 am ET

I like Whorrendous.
After all, I am a whore,
doing math homework.

And whores aren't so bad.
Better than cheap gold-diggers,
lying about love.
Haiku #67335, by Hey, at least my lies are obvious and therefore not much of a lie. Know what I mean?
April 17, 2020 2:40 am ET

Hey vhs, you might check out the book Rabbi Jesus by Bruce Chilton. I found it to be very insprirational. It made me feel like that was a Jesus I could respect. Give it a try if you ever get into a book store after this damn lock down. Hope you ALL stay virus free. Especially iamback.. I mean, I really like that guy!
Haiku #67334, by Darth Tootsalot... I gotta come up with someting better. of Darth... Whorrendous / Debauchus / Apathos / Vulgaro / Pervaricator (play on prevaricator, which means liar)
April 17, 2020 2:29 am ET

You don't have much faith
if a haiku destroys it.
"Lack of," "Disturbing."
Haiku #67333, by Darth Tootsalot, the Dork Lard (whale penis blubber) of I find your lack of syllables disturbing.
April 17, 2020 2:15 am ET

"Moral bankruptcy"?
You should think of it more like
"immoral richness".
Haiku #67332, by Darth Tootsalot of As rich as the stains in my underwear -- plant a garden in there, you could!
April 16, 2020 10:08 pm ET

i was wondering
when you were going to post
your faith destroying

and evil haikus
for all to see your total
moral bankruptcy
Haiku #67331, by vhs
April 16, 2020 7:31 pm ET

who's jack? the guy who
runs twitter? he got more than
lucky, he got rich.
Haiku #67330, by vhs of go twitter yourself
April 16, 2020 7:09 pm ET

Wuhan virus jail
The whole damn Country- lock down.
But convicts get turned loose.
Haiku #67329, by Stir crazy of locked in
April 16, 2020 6:15 pm ET

A soft rain of leaves
Rippling through the bamboo grove.
Think I'm going to puke.
Haiku #67328, by Nausea of Haiku
April 16, 2020 6:12 pm ET

Nippress and Ash, many moons ago
got married in a gay Star Wars themed wedding as Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. How speshul a day it was with Jan-Ass the Hutt. I hope they have little baby Jawas and lots of dogs and cats
Haiku #67327, by iamback of guess
April 16, 2020 5:48 pm ET

if you got lucky
but you didn't know you did
then well..jack, you're dead!
Haiku #67326, by scotch of
April 16, 2020 5:04 pm ET

the big thing is
we get lucky somtimes and
don't realize how lucky
Haiku #67325, by vhs
April 15, 2020 3:18 pm ET

the big question is
when does it all end and when
does it all begin?
Haiku #67324, by vhs
April 14, 2020 3:44 pm ET

Oh i'm just like yeah
I'm all like whatever dude
People be like: NO.
Haiku #67323, by Mikhail Bakhtin of Heteroglossic Disjunctures
April 13, 2020 8:47 pm ET

God already knows
That the nation won't repent.
He hardened Pharaoh. . .
Haiku #67322, by So What's the Point of it All?
April 13, 2020 8:23 pm ET

working remotely
with a bored, stir crazy kid
and my monkey mind
Haiku #67321, by scotch of nice day out though
April 13, 2020 6:55 pm ET

hiding inside all
day on the Internet and
when we go out...what???
Haiku #67320, by vhs
April 13, 2020 4:58 pm ET

dont you temped me with
no teepee for my bunghole
coornholio LIVES!
Haiku #67319, by vhs
April 13, 2020 4:26 pm ET

You mean Punata...
Guayaquil or Sucre, no?
Cochabamba? Si?
Haiku #67318, by Just Don't Say TITICACA
April 13, 2020 2:31 pm ET

well they got potty
mouth, for that no cure, only
soap can treat it well
Haiku #67317, by vhs of frak!
April 13, 2020 12:30 pm ET

Think we got it bad?
have got it much worse.
Haiku #67316, by So Pray and Read Psalm 91 of Atheist Trigger Device
April 13, 2020 9:40 am ET

hidden easter eggs
the first one was in a game
called adventure...woo
Haiku #67315, by vhs of
April 12, 2020 5:07 pm ET

well liars lie and
df is a liar so
we dont believe you
Haiku #67314, by vhs
April 12, 2020 11:37 am ET

Easter every day.
Christmas and Thanksgiving too.
Also Passover.
Haiku #67313, by Words of Saint Paul
April 12, 2020 2:46 am ET

Yes. God DOES hate you.
But He loves me through His son.
Is that not correct?
Haiku #67312, by Doctrine of Election
April 12, 2020 2:43 am ET

God does not love you.
Even on Easter Sunday.
In fact he hates you.
Haiku #67311, by Enjoy your Kosher ham. of chocolate bunnies and tie dye eggs.
April 12, 2020 2:29 am ET

Apples to apples
Guns to guns, it should have been
A bow, what the fuck
Haiku #67310, by Line of lines
April 11, 2020 11:48 pm ET