Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
Wuhan virus jail
The whole damn Country- lock down.
But convicts get turned loose.
Haiku # 67329 April 16, 2020 6:15 pm ET
by Stir crazy of locked in
A soft rain of leaves
Rippling through the bamboo grove.
Think I'm going to puke.
Haiku # 67328 April 16, 2020 6:12 pm ET
by Nausea of Haiku
Nippress and Ash, many moons ago
got married in a gay Star Wars themed wedding as Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. How speshul a day it was with Jan-Ass the Hutt. I hope they have little baby Jawas and lots of dogs and cats
Haiku # 67327 April 16, 2020 5:48 pm ET
by iamback of guess
if you got lucky
but you didn't know you did
then well..jack, you're dead!
Haiku # 67326 April 16, 2020 5:04 pm ET
by scotch of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NAUeL0D4SI
the big thing is
we get lucky somtimes and
don't realize how lucky
Haiku # 67325 April 15, 2020 3:18 pm ET
by vhs
the big question is
when does it all end and when
does it all begin?
Haiku # 67324 April 14, 2020 3:44 pm ET
by vhs
Oh i'm just like yeah
I'm all like whatever dude
People be like: NO.
Haiku # 67323 April 13, 2020 8:47 pm ET
by Mikhail Bakhtin of Heteroglossic Disjunctures
God already knows
That the nation won't repent.
He hardened Pharaoh. . .
Haiku # 67322 April 13, 2020 8:23 pm ET
by So What's the Point of it All?
working remotely
with a bored, stir crazy kid
and my monkey mind
Haiku # 67321 April 13, 2020 6:55 pm ET
by scotch of nice day out though
hiding inside all
day on the Internet and
when we go out...what???
Haiku # 67320 April 13, 2020 4:58 pm ET
by vhs
dont you temped me with
no teepee for my bunghole
coornholio LIVES!
Haiku # 67319 April 13, 2020 4:26 pm ET
by vhs
You mean Punata...
Guayaquil or Sucre, no?
Cochabamba? Si?
Haiku # 67318 April 13, 2020 2:31 pm ET
by Just Don't Say TITICACA
well they got potty
mouth, for that no cure, only
soap can treat it well
Haiku # 67317 April 13, 2020 12:30 pm ET
by vhs of frak!
Think we got it bad?
Ecuador/Bolivia
have got it much worse.
Haiku # 67316 April 13, 2020 9:40 am ET
by So Pray and Read Psalm 91 of Atheist Trigger Device
hidden easter eggs
the first one was in a game
called adventure...woo
Haiku # 67315 April 12, 2020 5:07 pm ET
by vhs of https://youtu.be/J3AN3n1MtKM
well liars lie and
df is a liar so
we dont believe you
Haiku # 67314 April 12, 2020 11:37 am ET
by vhs
Easter every day.
Christmas and Thanksgiving too.
Also Passover.
Haiku # 67313 April 12, 2020 2:46 am ET
by Words of Saint Paul
Yes. God DOES hate you.
But He loves me through His son.
Is that not correct?
Haiku # 67312 April 12, 2020 2:43 am ET
by Doctrine of Election
God does not love you.
Even on Easter Sunday.
In fact he hates you.
Haiku # 67311 April 12, 2020 2:29 am ET
by Enjoy your Kosher ham. of chocolate bunnies and tie dye eggs.
Apples to apples
Guns to guns, it should have been
A bow, what the fuck
Haiku # 67310 April 11, 2020 11:48 pm ET
by Line of lines
is that not cute, bjork
just left something for us we
can all enjoy now
Haiku # 67309 April 11, 2020 9:45 pm ET
by vhs
W dzisiejszych czasach Obecnie handel sprzedaż transakcja zakupowa Jest czynnoÅ
Haiku # 67308 April 11, 2020 8:52 pm ET
by PaczkinaWegryquich of Iceland
Hello Netherlands.
If you want we can delete
your signature, yes.
Haiku # 67307 April 11, 2020 8:24 pm ET
by Netherworlds of Doom
once I ate myself.
like one of those squeejum squees.
it wasn't that bad.
Haiku # 67306 April 11, 2020 8:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of
Hi :). I am from Netherlands and i don't know how can i disable my signature? Regards :)
Haiku # 67305 April 11, 2020 7:37 pm ET
by belleKak of Netherlands Antilles
i was hoping I'd
post something depressed so some
person could indulge

my masochism
becase we''ve some Marquis
hang out on this site
Haiku # 67304 April 11, 2020 3:02 pm ET
by vhs
ah, bullshit...no planes
crashed to the ground, no cars
crashed, driverless with...

oh that's right, AIs
but other than that i mean
the Rapture seems to

involve watching a
lot of variety shows
on Dish TV box.
Haiku # 67303 April 11, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by vhs
The Rapture happened.
You are left behind with US.
We hope you have fun.
Haiku # 67302 April 11, 2020 2:05 pm ET
by Missed the Celestial Train of Dispensational Madness
suddenly quiet
i want to be gone, i want
the rapture to come
Haiku # 67301 April 11, 2020 12:36 pm ET
by vhs
new day, more stuff post
here usps might go
bye bye, damn end times
Haiku # 67300 April 11, 2020 10:04 am ET
by vhs
white russian, white russ
ian! kahlua kahlua
the dude endureth
Haiku # 67299 April 10, 2020 4:49 pm ET
by vhs
anyhow, you stick to
the vodka for your lemonade
i got my coffee
Haiku # 67298 April 10, 2020 4:41 pm ET
by vhs
you know demons can
be both internal and they
can be literal
Haiku # 67297 April 10, 2020 4:40 pm ET
by vhs
life gives you lemons,
you better make lemonade.
if demons, snort meth
Haiku # 67296 April 10, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by scotch of deep thoughts
another plot twist:
those demons that you're venting?
not demons, just you
Haiku # 67295 April 10, 2020 3:45 pm ET
by scotch of truth
and he who shags pigs
i do not think kosher laws
could cover the bill
Haiku # 67294 April 10, 2020 10:04 am ET
by vhs
san francisco eh?
its snow business like snow business
here in maineland
Haiku # 67293 April 10, 2020 10:03 am ET
by vhs
are there people who
never left bad haiku in
all these years, remained?
Haiku # 67292 April 10, 2020 4:19 am ET
by oedipa of Moxie ain't got nothing on SF
birthday in two days
will bake corona cake to
wash down the virus
Haiku # 67291 April 10, 2020 4:18 am ET
by oedipa of apocalypse in sf
I'm back now, after
witnessing vhs haikus
bad haikus indeed
Haiku # 67290 April 10, 2020 4:16 am ET
by oedipa of black hole realm of the lost things
looks like im going
to have to take authority
ver some demons here
Haiku # 67289 April 10, 2020 12:30 am ET
by vhs
eat yourself
Haiku # 67288 April 10, 2020 12:27 am ET
by vhs
I've eaten some dogs.
Canine meat tastes just like beef.
Like grandma's beef stew.

In all honesty,
I'd rather eat some humans.
Starting with poets.

Hoping things get bad.
Like violence without mercy.
I will feast on souls.
Haiku # 67287 April 9, 2020 4:34 pm ET
by Cannonball Cannibal of Looking for recipes and butchering tips.
i saw snow outside
its april, i'm stuck inside
i look out again
Haiku # 67286 April 9, 2020 4:07 pm ET
by vhs
dogs and cats being
eaten disturb me, i hate
but it is just so
Haiku # 67285 April 9, 2020 2:58 pm ET
by vhs
Just now discovered
This well-done and insightful
Documentary:

https://youtu.be/Le_rfTdayLs
Haiku # 67284 April 9, 2020 4:37 am ET
by Who Won Wuhan?
I was wrong. Sorry.
I just found out its real name:
CCP Virus.
Haiku # 67283 April 9, 2020 4:24 am ET
by Citizens of China Not To Blame
China does not suck
Chicom sons of bitches sure do
If Chinese people

Had weapons right now
Maoist bastards would be toast
Count on it comrade
Haiku # 67282 April 9, 2020 2:20 am ET
by Dead Mao see dung of Communist hell
i dont like being
led down a path where a known
sociopath posts stuff

on here playing games
you only win if you dont play
that s the end of that
Haiku # 67281 April 8, 2020 11:23 pm ET
by vhs
nothing so crude you
ignorant slut, herr pigg, i
argued politics
Haiku # 67280 April 8, 2020 11:18 pm ET
by vhs
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