working remotely
with a bored, stir crazy kid
and my monkey mind
by scotch of nice day out though
hiding inside all
day on the Internet and
when we go out...what???
by vhs
dont you temped me with
no teepee for my bunghole
coornholio LIVES!
by vhs
You mean Punata...
Guayaquil or Sucre, no?
Cochabamba? Si?
by Just Don't Say TITICACA
well they got potty
mouth, for that no cure, only
soap can treat it well
by vhs of frak!
Think we got it bad?
Ecuador/Bolivia
have got it much worse.
by So Pray and Read Psalm 91 of Atheist Trigger Device
hidden easter eggs
the first one was in a game
called adventure...woo
by vhs of https://youtu.be/J3AN3n1MtKM
well liars lie and
df is a liar so
we dont believe you
by vhs
Easter every day.
Christmas and Thanksgiving too.
Also Passover.
by Words of Saint Paul
Yes. God DOES hate you.
But He loves me through His son.
Is that not correct?
by Doctrine of Election
God does not love you.
Even on Easter Sunday.
In fact he hates you.
by Enjoy your Kosher ham. of chocolate bunnies and tie dye eggs.
Apples to apples
Guns to guns, it should have been
A bow, what the fuck
by Line of lines
is that not cute, bjork
just left something for us we
can all enjoy now
by vhs
W dzisiejszych czasach Obecnie handel sprzedaż transakcja zakupowa Jest czynnoÅ
by PaczkinaWegryquich of Iceland
Hello Netherlands.
If you want we can delete
your signature, yes.
by Netherworlds of Doom
once I ate myself.
like one of those squeejum squees.
it wasn't that bad.
by Anonymous Poet of
Hi :). I am from Netherlands and i don't know how can i disable my signature? Regards :)
by belleKak of Netherlands Antilles
i was hoping I'd
post something depressed so some
person could indulge
my masochism
becase we''ve some Marquis
hang out on this site
by vhs
ah, bullshit...no planes
crashed to the ground, no cars
crashed, driverless with...
oh that's right, AIs
but other than that i mean
the Rapture seems to
involve watching a
lot of variety shows
on Dish TV box.
by vhs
The Rapture happened.
You are left behind with US.
We hope you have fun.
by Missed the Celestial Train of Dispensational Madness
suddenly quiet
i want to be gone, i want
the rapture to come
by vhs
new day, more stuff post
here usps might go
bye bye, damn end times
by vhs
white russian, white russ
ian! kahlua kahlua
the dude endureth
by vhs
anyhow, you stick to
the vodka for your lemonade
i got my coffee
by vhs
you know demons can
be both internal and they
can be literal
by vhs
life gives you lemons,
you better make lemonade.
if demons, snort meth
by scotch of deep thoughts
another plot twist:
those demons that you're venting?
not demons, just you
by scotch of truth
and he who shags pigs
i do not think kosher laws
could cover the bill
by vhs
san francisco eh?
its snow business like snow business
here in maineland
by vhs
are there people who
never left bad haiku in
all these years, remained?
by oedipa of Moxie ain't got nothing on SF
birthday in two days
will bake corona cake to
wash down the virus
by oedipa of apocalypse in sf
I'm back now, after
witnessing vhs haikus
bad haikus indeed
by oedipa of black hole realm of the lost things
looks like im going
to have to take authority
ver some demons here
by vhs
I've eaten some dogs.
Canine meat tastes just like beef.
Like grandma's beef stew.
In all honesty,
I'd rather eat some humans.
Starting with poets.
Hoping things get bad.
Like violence without mercy.
I will feast on souls.
by Cannonball Cannibal of Looking for recipes and butchering tips.
i saw snow outside
its april, i'm stuck inside
i look out again
by vhs
dogs and cats being
eaten disturb me, i hate
but it is just so
by vhs
Just now discovered
This well-done and insightful
Documentary:
https://youtu.be/Le_rfTdayLs
by Who Won Wuhan?
I was wrong. Sorry.
I just found out its real name:
CCP Virus.
by Citizens of China Not To Blame
China does not suck
Chicom sons of bitches sure do
If Chinese people
Had weapons right now
Maoist bastards would be toast
Count on it comrade
by Dead Mao see dung of Communist hell
i dont like being
led down a path where a known
sociopath posts stuff
on here playing games
you only win if you dont play
that s the end of that
by vhs
nothing so crude you
ignorant slut, herr pigg, i
argued politics
by vhs
Good friend, vhs,
tell use about your revenge.
How did you do it?
Asking for a friend.
Plain good old fashioned murder.
I think that's the key.
Or burn them alive.
Torches and molten sugar.
Give the ants a treat.
by blahblahblah
Chineez, Japaneez,
Dirty knees, look at THESE (boing!)
(Then show your titties)
by Immortal Poems of Fourth Grade
Here is my haiku.
My magnificent haiku:
"Ching Chong China SUCKS"
by Thank you thank you Detroit we love the Motor City thank you
Globalists intend
To wreck our economy:
Corona excuse.
by Henry Kissinger of Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation
But seriously
Head of W.H.O.
Is Chinese puppet
by Talons of Wen Chiang
Guys: don't shoot up drugs
Or drink too much of that scotch.
Just snort some Haiku
by Hai as Haiku of At least It's Meth
Just watched Lost in Space
About the man-hating queen.
Nasty feminist!
by Judy of Lost in Space VS. Maryann of G's Island
When I am in Maine
I enjoy some cold Moxie.
Gets my Moxie on.
by Gentian Root of Secret Downeast Formula