Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 243 Days and 77168 Haiku later...

i was hoping I'd
post something depressed so some
person could indulge

my masochism
becase we''ve some Marquis
hang out on this site
Haiku # 67304, April 11, 2020 3:02 pm ET
by vhs
ah, planes
crashed to the ground, no cars
crashed, driverless with...

oh that's right, AIs
but other than that i mean
the Rapture seems to

involve watching a
lot of variety shows
on Dish TV box.
Haiku # 67303, April 11, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by vhs
The Rapture happened.
You are left behind with US.
We hope you have fun.
Haiku # 67302, April 11, 2020 2:05 pm ET
by Missed the Celestial Train of Dispensational Madness
suddenly quiet
i want to be gone, i want
the rapture to come
Haiku # 67301, April 11, 2020 12:36 pm ET
by vhs
new day, more stuff post
here usps might go
bye bye, damn end times
Haiku # 67300, April 11, 2020 10:04 am ET
by vhs
white russian, white russ
ian! kahlua kahlua
the dude endureth
Haiku # 67299, April 10, 2020 4:49 pm ET
by vhs
anyhow, you stick to
the vodka for your lemonade
i got my coffee
Haiku # 67298, April 10, 2020 4:41 pm ET
by vhs
you know demons can
be both internal and they
can be literal
Haiku # 67297, April 10, 2020 4:40 pm ET
by vhs
life gives you lemons,
you better make lemonade.
if demons, snort meth
Haiku # 67296, April 10, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by scotch of deep thoughts
another plot twist:
those demons that you're venting?
not demons, just you
Haiku # 67295, April 10, 2020 3:45 pm ET
by scotch of truth
and he who shags pigs
i do not think kosher laws
could cover the bill
Haiku # 67294, April 10, 2020 10:04 am ET
by vhs
san francisco eh?
its snow business like snow business
here in maineland
Haiku # 67293, April 10, 2020 10:03 am ET
by vhs
are there people who
never left bad haiku in
all these years, remained?
Haiku # 67292, April 10, 2020 4:19 am ET
by oedipa of Moxie ain't got nothing on SF
birthday in two days
will bake corona cake to
wash down the virus
Haiku # 67291, April 10, 2020 4:18 am ET
by oedipa of apocalypse in sf
I'm back now, after
witnessing vhs haikus
bad haikus indeed
Haiku # 67290, April 10, 2020 4:16 am ET
by oedipa of black hole realm of the lost things
looks like im going
to have to take authority
ver some demons here
Haiku # 67289, April 10, 2020 12:30 am ET
by vhs
eat yourself
Haiku # 67288, April 10, 2020 12:27 am ET
by vhs
I've eaten some dogs.
Canine meat tastes just like beef.
Like grandma's beef stew.

In all honesty,
I'd rather eat some humans.
Starting with poets.

Hoping things get bad.
Like violence without mercy.
I will feast on souls.
Haiku # 67287, April 9, 2020 4:34 pm ET
by Cannonball Cannibal of Looking for recipes and butchering tips.
i saw snow outside
its april, i'm stuck inside
i look out again
Haiku # 67286, April 9, 2020 4:07 pm ET
by vhs
dogs and cats being
eaten disturb me, i hate
but it is just so
Haiku # 67285, April 9, 2020 2:58 pm ET
by vhs
Just now discovered
This well-done and insightful
Haiku # 67284, April 9, 2020 4:37 am ET
by Who Won Wuhan?
I was wrong. Sorry.
I just found out its real name:
CCP Virus.
Haiku # 67283, April 9, 2020 4:24 am ET
by Citizens of China Not To Blame
China does not suck
Chicom sons of bitches sure do
If Chinese people

Had weapons right now
Maoist bastards would be toast
Count on it comrade
Haiku # 67282, April 9, 2020 2:20 am ET
by Dead Mao see dung of Communist hell
i dont like being
led down a path where a known
sociopath posts stuff

on here playing games
you only win if you dont play
that s the end of that
Haiku # 67281, April 8, 2020 11:23 pm ET
by vhs
nothing so crude you
ignorant slut, herr pigg, i
argued politics
Haiku # 67280, April 8, 2020 11:18 pm ET
by vhs
Good friend, vhs,
tell use about your revenge.
How did you do it?

Asking for a friend.
Plain good old fashioned murder.
I think that's the key.

Or burn them alive.
Torches and molten sugar.
Give the ants a treat.
Haiku # 67279, April 8, 2020 10:52 pm ET
by blahblahblah
Chineez, Japaneez,
Dirty knees, look at THESE (boing!)
(Then show your titties)
Haiku # 67278, April 8, 2020 10:01 pm ET
by Immortal Poems of Fourth Grade
Here is my haiku.
My magnificent haiku:
"Ching Chong China SUCKS"
Haiku # 67277, April 8, 2020 9:57 pm ET
by Thank you thank you Detroit we love the Motor City thank you
Globalists intend
To wreck our economy:
Corona excuse.
Haiku # 67276, April 8, 2020 9:52 pm ET
by Henry Kissinger of Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation
But seriously
Head of W.H.O.
Is Chinese puppet
Haiku # 67275, April 8, 2020 9:48 pm ET
by Talons of Wen Chiang
Guys: don't shoot up drugs
Or drink too much of that scotch.
Just snort some Haiku
Haiku # 67274, April 8, 2020 9:45 pm ET
by Hai as Haiku of At least It's Meth
Just watched Lost in Space
About the man-hating queen.
Nasty feminist!
Haiku # 67273, April 8, 2020 9:41 pm ET
by Judy of Lost in Space VS. Maryann of G's Island
When I am in Maine
I enjoy some cold Moxie.
Gets my Moxie on.
Haiku # 67272, April 8, 2020 9:37 pm ET
by Gentian Root of Secret Downeast Formula
I wonder if the
guy is going to call himself
Darth SkinwalkerFucker
Haiku # 67271, April 8, 2020 9:10 pm ET
by vhs
in a haiku, will i do
battle with them soon?
Haiku # 67270, April 8, 2020 7:04 pm ET
by vhs
i'm curious what
kind of scotch atheists drink
as to agnostics?
Haiku # 67269, April 8, 2020 6:40 pm ET
by vhs
what sickens me is
at least for a while we can't
walk into empty

k marts
Haiku # 67268, April 8, 2020 4:27 pm ET
by vhs
it's the wind up and
the catch, curve ball to center
field, dead guy talking
Haiku # 67267, April 8, 2020 3:56 pm ET
by vhs
"vhs, moxie:
the twist is they're the same guy"
- m. night shyamalan
Haiku # 67266, April 8, 2020 3:36 pm ET
by scotch of imagining the pitch
new england has a
lot of history to it
so that is valued
Haiku # 67265, April 8, 2020 1:36 pm ET
by vhs
well i am he who
is moxie so, what's the deal
with airline food eh?
Haiku # 67264, April 8, 2020 1:27 pm ET
by vhs
it is how the book
a clockwork orange ended
for real, HE was cured

all right but not by
going back to drencrom but
he just grew up, droogs
Haiku # 67263, April 8, 2020 1:16 pm ET
by vhs
some of us when we
get older just want sweets and
move past the regrets
Haiku # 67262, April 8, 2020 1:12 pm ET
by vhs of play minature golf
i got my hands in
so many fucking pies i
had meat for desert
Haiku # 67261, April 8, 2020 1:12 pm ET
by vhs of apple for lunch
the good thing is it
has evolved into real life
on line friendships eh?
Haiku # 67260, April 8, 2020 1:10 pm ET
by vhs of drink moxie nerve food
I've switched to the
twitter thing so i can say
heckle liberals
Haiku # 67259, April 8, 2020 1:06 pm ET
by vhs
after bugging the
hell out of bdsm
chatrooms, I'm back here
Haiku # 67258, April 8, 2020 1:03 pm ET
by vhs
I'm waiting for the
putdowns, yes i'm game i did
smack a bitch one time...
Haiku # 67257, April 8, 2020 1:02 pm ET
by vhs
i have an angle
a bit of protestant and
a bit of buddhist

so that's my mantra
this life is, then this life is
not, wabi sabi
Haiku # 67256, April 8, 2020 1:00 pm ET
by vhs
some of us grow bored
with a certain kind of life
and become boring

that's ok with me
Haiku # 67255, April 8, 2020 12:58 pm ET
by vhs
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