Just watched Lost in Space
About the man-hating queen.
Nasty feminist!

When I am in Maine
I enjoy some cold Moxie.
Gets my Moxie on.

I wonder if the
guy is going to call himself
Darth SkinwalkerFucker

oh and SKINWALKERS
in a haiku, will i do
battle with them soon?

i'm curious what
kind of scotch atheists drink
as to agnostics?

what sickens me is
at least for a while we can't
walk into empty

k marts

it's the wind up and
the catch, curve ball to center
field, dead guy talking

"vhs, moxie:
the twist is they're the same guy"
- m. night shyamalan

new england has a
lot of history to it
so that is valued

well i am he who
is moxie so, what's the deal
with airline food eh?

it is how the book
a clockwork orange ended
for real, HE was cured

all right but not by
going back to drencrom but
he just grew up, droogs

some of us when we
get older just want sweets and
move past the regrets

i got my hands in
so many fucking pies i
had meat for desert

the good thing is it
has evolved into real life
on line friendships eh?

I've switched to the
twitter thing so i can say
heckle liberals

after bugging the
hell out of bdsm
chatrooms, I'm back here

I'm waiting for the
putdowns, yes i'm game i did
smack a bitch one time...

i have an angle
a bit of protestant and
a bit of buddhist

so that's my mantra
this life is, then this life is
not, wabi sabi

some of us grow bored
with a certain kind of life
and become boring

that's ok with me

I went through my i
hate myself phase years ago
now i seek revenge

i heard about old
fear and loathing, mark dice said
some rumors of bad

nature behind the
man, criminal beyond bad
exploded ashes.

My daughter said that
if my sense of humore was
darker that it would

pick cotton.

The definition
of dork is a whale's cock.
Dork Lard is blubber!

Penile blubber.
Dolphins have prehensile cocks.
They're laughing at us.

I'm say to say that
I have never tried cocaine.
I want LSD.

Crusty underwear.
The world is falling apart.
Jesus, pass the meth!

Return of Dork Lard:
Tremble before his methane!
(Poetic methane.)

Let the vomit flow.
From virus or poetry.
Bloody chunks of hate.

Did you cum in me?!
What if I become pregnant?!
All up in my ass?!

So I have returned.
And you fuckers run and hide.
Am I that stinky?

I boofed some Pine-sol.
Air freshener flatulence.
vhs approves.

I'm enjoying this.
What the human race deserves.
Let me cough on you.

i always wonder
why not a three line limit?
god has her reasons

that's the new moxie
barkers barking up wrong trees
selling wares nowhere

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Will Dolly Parton
leave her tits to medical
science? Or PornHub?

I produce dork lard
at least several times a day.
Care for a milk shake?

As far as I know
Moxie is now VHS
and I am Dork Lard

Where has Moxie gone
with all the time that has passed
miss the vitriol

Janis was OK
if you like smell of wet dog.
(At least it's not meth.)

i have to wonder:
does janis still read the site?
did god go away

we watched 9 to 5
with dolly parton last night
dated, but still fun

Hey Dead Communist
have we met before while in
a tango dance camp?

I think I know who
posted the Dolly Parton
haiku to this site

A plague on the world
GD Communist bastards
how you like Mao now?

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Dolly Parton rules!
True American artist.
God bless all her fans.

of my greatest hits
back in the time of 3d
this might be the best:

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"did it while i could"
would be a good epigraph
what's yours, in haiku?

new 3d haiku
can no longer be posted
unsanitary

but i take solace
that i did it while i could
at least it's not meth

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like migrating geese
gone for years, now returning
to write bad haiku