i saw snow outside
its april, i'm stuck inside
i look out again
by vhs
dogs and cats being
eaten disturb me, i hate
but it is just so
by vhs
Just now discovered
This well-done and insightful
Documentary:
https://youtu.be/Le_rfTdayLs
by Who Won Wuhan?
I was wrong. Sorry.
I just found out its real name:
CCP Virus.
by Citizens of China Not To Blame
China does not suck
Chicom sons of bitches sure do
If Chinese people
Had weapons right now
Maoist bastards would be toast
Count on it comrade
by Dead Mao see dung of Communist hell
i dont like being
led down a path where a known
sociopath posts stuff
on here playing games
you only win if you dont play
that s the end of that
by vhs
nothing so crude you
ignorant slut, herr pigg, i
argued politics
by vhs
Good friend, vhs,
tell use about your revenge.
How did you do it?
Asking for a friend.
Plain good old fashioned murder.
I think that's the key.
Or burn them alive.
Torches and molten sugar.
Give the ants a treat.
by blahblahblah
Chineez, Japaneez,
Dirty knees, look at THESE (boing!)
(Then show your titties)
by Immortal Poems of Fourth Grade
Here is my haiku.
My magnificent haiku:
"Ching Chong China SUCKS"
by Thank you thank you Detroit we love the Motor City thank you
Globalists intend
To wreck our economy:
Corona excuse.
by Henry Kissinger of Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation
But seriously
Head of W.H.O.
Is Chinese puppet
by Talons of Wen Chiang
Guys: don't shoot up drugs
Or drink too much of that scotch.
Just snort some Haiku
by Hai as Haiku of At least It's Meth
Just watched Lost in Space
About the man-hating queen.
Nasty feminist!
by Judy of Lost in Space VS. Maryann of G's Island
When I am in Maine
I enjoy some cold Moxie.
Gets my Moxie on.
by Gentian Root of Secret Downeast Formula
I wonder if the
guy is going to call himself
Darth SkinwalkerFucker
by vhs
oh and SKINWALKERS
in a haiku, will i do
battle with them soon?
by vhs
i'm curious what
kind of scotch atheists drink
as to agnostics?
by vhs
what sickens me is
at least for a while we can't
walk into empty
k marts
by vhs
it's the wind up and
the catch, curve ball to center
field, dead guy talking
by vhs
"vhs, moxie:
the twist is they're the same guy"
- m. night shyamalan
by scotch of imagining the pitch
new england has a
lot of history to it
so that is valued
by vhs
well i am he who
is moxie so, what's the deal
with airline food eh?
by vhs
it is how the book
a clockwork orange ended
for real, HE was cured
all right but not by
going back to drencrom but
he just grew up, droogs
by vhs
some of us when we
get older just want sweets and
move past the regrets
by vhs of play minature golf
i got my hands in
so many fucking pies i
had meat for desert
by vhs of apple for lunch
the good thing is it
has evolved into real life
on line friendships eh?
by vhs of drink moxie nerve food
I've switched to the
twitter thing so i can say
heckle liberals
by vhs
after bugging the
hell out of bdsm
chatrooms, I'm back here
by vhs
I'm waiting for the
putdowns, yes i'm game i did
smack a bitch one time...
by vhs
i have an angle
a bit of protestant and
a bit of buddhist
so that's my mantra
this life is, then this life is
not, wabi sabi
by vhs
some of us grow bored
with a certain kind of life
and become boring
that's ok with me
by vhs
I went through my i
hate myself phase years ago
now i seek revenge
by vhs
i heard about old
fear and loathing, mark dice said
some rumors of bad
nature behind the
man, criminal beyond bad
exploded ashes.
by vhs
My daughter said that
if my sense of humore was
darker that it would
pick cotton.
by should I be worried?
The definition
of dork is a whale's cock.
Dork Lard is blubber!
Penile blubber.
Dolphins have prehensile cocks.
They're laughing at us.
by At least it's not meth. of Not yet anyway.
I'm say to say that
I have never tried cocaine.
I want LSD.
by LSD and coke together. of That is what I need right now.
Crusty underwear.
The world is falling apart.
Jesus, pass the meth!
by I'll rather kill myself. of It's more fun that way. Hunter knew.
Return of Dork Lard:
Tremble before his methane!
(Poetic methane.)
by Lard of God's Frying Pan
Let the vomit flow.
From virus or poetry.
Bloody chunks of hate.
by Darth Tootsalot of I'm not just sure, I'm corona positive!
Did you cum in me?!
What if I become pregnant?!
All up in my ass?!
by Darth Tootsalot's ladyboy loverlover. of Pataya Thailand
So I have returned.
And you fuckers run and hide.
Am I that stinky?
by Darth Tootsalot of Panic Buying Bean-O at WalMart
I boofed some Pine-sol.
Air freshener flatulence.
vhs approves.
by My name is Stinky Politician of Nowhere, Alabama, and I approve this message.
I'm enjoying this.
What the human race deserves.
Let me cough on you.
by Darth Tootsalot of Stinking up an elevator near you.
i always wonder
why not a three line limit?
god has her reasons
by scotch of haikulogy
that's the new moxie
barkers barking up wrong trees
selling wares nowhere
by scotch of spamisnowhere
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Will Dolly Parton
leave her tits to medical
science? Or PornHub?
by of
I produce dork lard
at least several times a day.
Care for a milk shake?
by of
As far as I know
Moxie is now VHS
and I am Dork Lard
by Or Maybe Not