Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67279
Good friend, vhs,
tell use about your revenge.
How did you do it?

Asking for a friend.
Plain good old fashioned murder.
I think that's the key.

Or burn them alive.
Torches and molten sugar.
Give the ants a treat.
Haiku #67279
Posted: April 8, 2020 10:52 pm ET
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