Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 248 Days and 77180 Haiku later...

hmm, if i left the
website like i want to leave
twitter whats next then
Haiku # 67354, April 17, 2020 11:16 pm ET
by vhs
This is terrible.
I'm running out of puppies.
Didn't think it through.
Haiku # 67353, April 17, 2020 7:17 pm ET
by dw, the fartist formerly known as df
Abandon all hope!
Your puppies belong to me!
Purina cat chow!

I play puppy skeet.
Launch them with a puppypult.
Blast with a 4-gauge.

A puppypult is
a catapult that launches
puppies and not cats.

I play this game in
international waters.
Your laws can't touch me.
Haiku # 67352, April 17, 2020 7:10 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous, The Dork Lard of the Fifth (of rum) so powerful you'll nevrer forget his stench. of My yacht in the Florida Keys, with prostytoots and 2 year supply of food, water, alcohol, and drugs. Seriously!
what puppies? he best
worry about puppies busting
a nut in his ass.
Haiku # 67351, April 17, 2020 3:38 pm ET
by vhs
Don't cry Haiku bitch.
We will protect your puppies
from Dork Lard filth-face.
Haiku # 67350, April 17, 2020 3:11 pm ET
by Dork Would Eat Unborn Puppies If It Could
i am very dis
appointed here so now
i am haiku bitch
Haiku # 67349, April 17, 2020 1:32 pm ET
by vhs
It is too bad cause
people think they''re right when they're
wrong and we move on
Haiku # 67348, April 17, 2020 1:30 pm ET
by vhs
i was blocked on say
twitter and someone was set
in their own hellbound

occult ways, they will
listen if and when they are ready
to talk to me here
Haiku # 67347, April 17, 2020 1:23 pm ET
by vhs of do what thou will is the first path to Hell
maybe some find that red
pill, that lovely cure for the
psychic version of

covid 19, but the
disease of social justice
Haiku # 67346, April 17, 2020 1:21 pm ET
by vhs
TDS is not
curable, the people who
have it have to find

something else to
bitch about till they kill them
selves or go away
Haiku # 67345, April 17, 2020 1:19 pm ET
by vhs
what a haiku, i am getting
good at b movies.
Haiku # 67344, April 17, 2020 1:18 pm ET
by vhs
i think we think we
can give a good show till some
person blows you off
Haiku # 67343, April 17, 2020 1:14 pm ET
by vhs
something about some
thing or another something
Haiku # 67342, April 17, 2020 1:12 pm ET
by vhs
2020, death to "the Left"
yay, wave a flag.
Haiku # 67341, April 17, 2020 12:42 pm ET
by vhs
Talk bad about Trump,
But he's got a perty mouth.
Squeel little pig.
Haiku # 67340, April 17, 2020 7:21 am ET
by Darth Relapse of My name is Darth, and I'm a swine addict. It's been 3 days since I last boinked a pig. "Welcome Darth".
Gordon Ramsey's new
avocado haiku pie
God that's fucking good!
Haiku # 67339, April 17, 2020 7:16 am ET
by Darth Something or Other I Can't Decide Yet of It's not easy being a Dork Lard of the Pith.
Bring Trump into it?
He's the president. I'd say
You're more the moron.
Haiku # 67338, April 17, 2020 5:44 am ET
by Trump Derangement Syndrome of Find A Cure SOON
trump is a moron
mr t says how it is
"pity the poor fools"
Haiku # 67337, April 17, 2020 3:05 am ET
by ash
iamback is back
and as forward as ever
come blow me... a kiss
Haiku # 67336, April 17, 2020 3:03 am ET
by ash
I like Whorrendous.
After all, I am a whore,
doing math homework.

And whores aren't so bad.
Better than cheap gold-diggers,
lying about love.
Haiku # 67335, April 17, 2020 2:40 am ET
by Hey, at least my lies are obvious and therefore not much of a lie. Know what I mean?
Hey vhs, you might check out the book Rabbi Jesus by Bruce Chilton. I found it to be very insprirational. It made me feel like that was a Jesus I could respect. Give it a try if you ever get into a book store after this damn lock down. Hope you ALL stay virus free. Especially iamback.. I mean, I really like that guy!
Haiku # 67334, April 17, 2020 2:29 am ET
by Darth Tootsalot... I gotta come up with someting better. of Darth... Whorrendous / Debauchus / Apathos / Vulgaro / Pervaricator (play on prevaricator, which means liar)
You don't have much faith
if a haiku destroys it.
"Lack of," "Disturbing."
Haiku # 67333, April 17, 2020 2:15 am ET
by Darth Tootsalot, the Dork Lard (whale penis blubber) of I find your lack of syllables disturbing.
"Moral bankruptcy"?
You should think of it more like
"immoral richness".
Haiku # 67332, April 16, 2020 10:08 pm ET
by Darth Tootsalot of As rich as the stains in my underwear -- plant a garden in there, you could!
i was wondering
when you were going to post
your faith destroying

and evil haikus
for all to see your total
moral bankruptcy
Haiku # 67331, April 16, 2020 7:31 pm ET
by vhs
who's jack? the guy who
runs twitter? he got more than
lucky, he got rich.
Haiku # 67330, April 16, 2020 7:09 pm ET
by vhs of go twitter yourself
Wuhan virus jail
The whole damn Country- lock down.
But convicts get turned loose.
Haiku # 67329, April 16, 2020 6:15 pm ET
by Stir crazy of locked in
A soft rain of leaves
Rippling through the bamboo grove.
Think I'm going to puke.
Haiku # 67328, April 16, 2020 6:12 pm ET
by Nausea of Haiku
Nippress and Ash, many moons ago
got married in a gay Star Wars themed wedding as Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. How speshul a day it was with Jan-Ass the Hutt. I hope they have little baby Jawas and lots of dogs and cats
Haiku # 67327, April 16, 2020 5:48 pm ET
by iamback of guess
if you got lucky
but you didn't know you did
then well..jack, you're dead!
Haiku # 67326, April 16, 2020 5:04 pm ET
by scotch of
the big thing is
we get lucky somtimes and
don't realize how lucky
Haiku # 67325, April 15, 2020 3:18 pm ET
by vhs
the big question is
when does it all end and when
does it all begin?
Haiku # 67324, April 14, 2020 3:44 pm ET
by vhs
Oh i'm just like yeah
I'm all like whatever dude
People be like: NO.
Haiku # 67323, April 13, 2020 8:47 pm ET
by Mikhail Bakhtin of Heteroglossic Disjunctures
God already knows
That the nation won't repent.
He hardened Pharaoh. . .
Haiku # 67322, April 13, 2020 8:23 pm ET
by So What's the Point of it All?
working remotely
with a bored, stir crazy kid
and my monkey mind
Haiku # 67321, April 13, 2020 6:55 pm ET
by scotch of nice day out though
hiding inside all
day on the Internet and
when we go out...what???
Haiku # 67320, April 13, 2020 4:58 pm ET
by vhs
dont you temped me with
no teepee for my bunghole
coornholio LIVES!
Haiku # 67319, April 13, 2020 4:26 pm ET
by vhs
You mean Punata...
Guayaquil or Sucre, no?
Cochabamba? Si?
Haiku # 67318, April 13, 2020 2:31 pm ET
by Just Don't Say TITICACA
well they got potty
mouth, for that no cure, only
soap can treat it well
Haiku # 67317, April 13, 2020 12:30 pm ET
by vhs of frak!
Think we got it bad?
have got it much worse.
Haiku # 67316, April 13, 2020 9:40 am ET
by So Pray and Read Psalm 91 of Atheist Trigger Device
hidden easter eggs
the first one was in a game
called adventure...woo
Haiku # 67315, April 12, 2020 5:07 pm ET
by vhs of
well liars lie and
df is a liar so
we dont believe you
Haiku # 67314, April 12, 2020 11:37 am ET
by vhs
Easter every day.
Christmas and Thanksgiving too.
Also Passover.
Haiku # 67313, April 12, 2020 2:46 am ET
by Words of Saint Paul
Yes. God DOES hate you.
But He loves me through His son.
Is that not correct?
Haiku # 67312, April 12, 2020 2:43 am ET
by Doctrine of Election
God does not love you.
Even on Easter Sunday.
In fact he hates you.
Haiku # 67311, April 12, 2020 2:29 am ET
by Enjoy your Kosher ham. of chocolate bunnies and tie dye eggs.
Apples to apples
Guns to guns, it should have been
A bow, what the fuck
Haiku # 67310, April 11, 2020 11:48 pm ET
by Line of lines
is that not cute, bjork
just left something for us we
can all enjoy now
Haiku # 67309, April 11, 2020 9:45 pm ET
by vhs
W dzisiejszych czasach Obecnie handel sprzedaż transakcja zakupowa Jest czynnoÅ
Haiku # 67308, April 11, 2020 8:52 pm ET
by PaczkinaWegryquich of Iceland
Hello Netherlands.
If you want we can delete
your signature, yes.
Haiku # 67307, April 11, 2020 8:24 pm ET
by Netherworlds of Doom
once I ate myself.
like one of those squeejum squees.
it wasn't that bad.
Haiku # 67306, April 11, 2020 8:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of
Hi :). I am from Netherlands and i don't know how can i disable my signature? Regards :)
Haiku # 67305, April 11, 2020 7:37 pm ET
by belleKak of Netherlands Antilles
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