Nippress and Ash, many moons ago
got married in a gay Star Wars themed wedding as Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. How speshul a day it was with Jan-Ass the Hutt. I hope they have little baby Jawas and lots of dogs and cats

if you got lucky
but you didn't know you did
then well..jack, you're dead!

the big thing is
we get lucky somtimes and
don't realize how lucky

the big question is
when does it all end and when
does it all begin?

Oh i'm just like yeah
I'm all like whatever dude
People be like: NO.

God already knows
That the nation won't repent.
He hardened Pharaoh. . .

working remotely
with a bored, stir crazy kid
and my monkey mind

hiding inside all
day on the Internet and
when we go out...what???

dont you temped me with
no teepee for my bunghole
coornholio LIVES!

You mean Punata...
Guayaquil or Sucre, no?
Cochabamba? Si?

well they got potty
mouth, for that no cure, only
soap can treat it well

Think we got it bad?
Ecuador/Bolivia
have got it much worse.

hidden easter eggs
the first one was in a game
called adventure...woo

well liars lie and
df is a liar so
we dont believe you

Easter every day.
Christmas and Thanksgiving too.
Also Passover.

Yes. God DOES hate you.
But He loves me through His son.
Is that not correct?

God does not love you.
Even on Easter Sunday.
In fact he hates you.

Apples to apples
Guns to guns, it should have been
A bow, what the fuck

is that not cute, bjork
just left something for us we
can all enjoy now

W dzisiejszych czasach Obecnie handel sprzedaż transakcja zakupowa Jest czynnoÅ

Hello Netherlands.
If you want we can delete
your signature, yes.

once I ate myself.
like one of those squeejum squees.
it wasn't that bad.

Hi :). I am from Netherlands and i don't know how can i disable my signature? Regards :)

i was hoping I'd
post something depressed so some
person could indulge

my masochism
becase we''ve some Marquis
hang out on this site

ah, bullshit...no planes
crashed to the ground, no cars
crashed, driverless with...

oh that's right, AIs
but other than that i mean
the Rapture seems to

involve watching a
lot of variety shows
on Dish TV box.

The Rapture happened.
You are left behind with US.
We hope you have fun.

suddenly quiet
i want to be gone, i want
the rapture to come

new day, more stuff post
here usps might go
bye bye, damn end times

white russian, white russ
ian! kahlua kahlua
the dude endureth

anyhow, you stick to
the vodka for your lemonade
i got my coffee

you know demons can
be both internal and they
can be literal

life gives you lemons,
you better make lemonade.
if demons, snort meth

another plot twist:
those demons that you're venting?
not demons, just you

and he who shags pigs
i do not think kosher laws
could cover the bill

san francisco eh?
its snow business like snow business
here in maineland

are there people who
never left bad haiku in
all these years, remained?

birthday in two days
will bake corona cake to
wash down the virus

I'm back now, after
witnessing vhs haikus
bad haikus indeed

looks like im going
to have to take authority
ver some demons here

eat yourself

I've eaten some dogs.
Canine meat tastes just like beef.
Like grandma's beef stew.

In all honesty,
I'd rather eat some humans.
Starting with poets.

Hoping things get bad.
Like violence without mercy.
I will feast on souls.

i saw snow outside
its april, i'm stuck inside
i look out again

dogs and cats being
eaten disturb me, i hate
but it is just so

Just now discovered
This well-done and insightful
Documentary:

https://youtu.be/Le_rfTdayLs

I was wrong. Sorry.
I just found out its real name:
CCP Virus.

China does not suck
Chicom sons of bitches sure do
If Chinese people

Had weapons right now
Maoist bastards would be toast
Count on it comrade

i dont like being
led down a path where a known
sociopath posts stuff

on here playing games
you only win if you dont play
that s the end of that

nothing so crude you
ignorant slut, herr pigg, i
argued politics

Good friend, vhs,
tell use about your revenge.
How did you do it?

Asking for a friend.
Plain good old fashioned murder.
I think that's the key.

Or burn them alive.
Torches and molten sugar.
Give the ants a treat.

Chineez, Japaneez,
Dirty knees, look at THESE (boing!)
(Then show your titties)