Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67287
I've eaten some dogs.
Canine meat tastes just like beef.
Like grandma's beef stew.

In all honesty,
I'd rather eat some humans.
Starting with poets.

Hoping things get bad.
Like violence without mercy.
I will feast on souls.
Haiku #67287
Posted: April 9, 2020 4:34 pm ET
Poet & location: Cannonball Cannibal of Looking for recipes and butchering tips.