BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Hey vhs, you might check out the book Rabbi Jesus by Bruce Chilton. I found it to be very insprirational. It made me feel like that was a Jesus I could respect. Give it a try if you ever get into a book store after this damn lock down. Hope you ALL stay virus free. Especially iamback.. I mean, I really like that guy!
Haiku #67334, by Darth Tootsalot... I gotta come up with someting better. of Darth... Whorrendous / Debauchus / Apathos / Vulgaro / Pervaricator (play on prevaricator, which means liar)
April 17, 2020 2:29 am ET

You don't have much faith
if a haiku destroys it.
"Lack of," "Disturbing."
Haiku #67333, by Darth Tootsalot, the Dork Lard (whale penis blubber) of I find your lack of syllables disturbing.
April 17, 2020 2:15 am ET

"Moral bankruptcy"?
You should think of it more like
"immoral richness".
Haiku #67332, by Darth Tootsalot of As rich as the stains in my underwear -- plant a garden in there, you could!
April 16, 2020 10:08 pm ET

i was wondering
when you were going to post
your faith destroying

and evil haikus
for all to see your total
moral bankruptcy
Haiku #67331, by vhs
April 16, 2020 7:31 pm ET

who's jack? the guy who
runs twitter? he got more than
lucky, he got rich.
Haiku #67330, by vhs of go twitter yourself
April 16, 2020 7:09 pm ET

Wuhan virus jail
The whole damn Country- lock down.
But convicts get turned loose.
Haiku #67329, by Stir crazy of locked in
April 16, 2020 6:15 pm ET

A soft rain of leaves
Rippling through the bamboo grove.
Think I'm going to puke.
Haiku #67328, by Nausea of Haiku
April 16, 2020 6:12 pm ET

Nippress and Ash, many moons ago
got married in a gay Star Wars themed wedding as Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. How speshul a day it was with Jan-Ass the Hutt. I hope they have little baby Jawas and lots of dogs and cats
Haiku #67327, by iamback of guess
April 16, 2020 5:48 pm ET

if you got lucky
but you didn't know you did
then well..jack, you're dead!
Haiku #67326, by scotch of
April 16, 2020 5:04 pm ET

the big thing is
we get lucky somtimes and
don't realize how lucky
Haiku #67325, by vhs
April 15, 2020 3:18 pm ET

the big question is
when does it all end and when
does it all begin?
Haiku #67324, by vhs
April 14, 2020 3:44 pm ET

Oh i'm just like yeah
I'm all like whatever dude
People be like: NO.
Haiku #67323, by Mikhail Bakhtin of Heteroglossic Disjunctures
April 13, 2020 8:47 pm ET

God already knows
That the nation won't repent.
He hardened Pharaoh. . .
Haiku #67322, by So What's the Point of it All?
April 13, 2020 8:23 pm ET

working remotely
with a bored, stir crazy kid
and my monkey mind
Haiku #67321, by scotch of nice day out though
April 13, 2020 6:55 pm ET

hiding inside all
day on the Internet and
when we go out...what???
Haiku #67320, by vhs
April 13, 2020 4:58 pm ET

dont you temped me with
no teepee for my bunghole
coornholio LIVES!
Haiku #67319, by vhs
April 13, 2020 4:26 pm ET

You mean Punata...
Guayaquil or Sucre, no?
Cochabamba? Si?
Haiku #67318, by Just Don't Say TITICACA
April 13, 2020 2:31 pm ET

well they got potty
mouth, for that no cure, only
soap can treat it well
Haiku #67317, by vhs of frak!
April 13, 2020 12:30 pm ET

Think we got it bad?
have got it much worse.
Haiku #67316, by So Pray and Read Psalm 91 of Atheist Trigger Device
April 13, 2020 9:40 am ET

hidden easter eggs
the first one was in a game
called adventure...woo
Haiku #67315, by vhs of
April 12, 2020 5:07 pm ET

well liars lie and
df is a liar so
we dont believe you
Haiku #67314, by vhs
April 12, 2020 11:37 am ET

Easter every day.
Christmas and Thanksgiving too.
Also Passover.
Haiku #67313, by Words of Saint Paul
April 12, 2020 2:46 am ET

Yes. God DOES hate you.
But He loves me through His son.
Is that not correct?
Haiku #67312, by Doctrine of Election
April 12, 2020 2:43 am ET

God does not love you.
Even on Easter Sunday.
In fact he hates you.
Haiku #67311, by Enjoy your Kosher ham. of chocolate bunnies and tie dye eggs.
April 12, 2020 2:29 am ET

Apples to apples
Guns to guns, it should have been
A bow, what the fuck
Haiku #67310, by Line of lines
April 11, 2020 11:48 pm ET

is that not cute, bjork
just left something for us we
can all enjoy now
Haiku #67309, by vhs
April 11, 2020 9:45 pm ET

W dzisiejszych czasach Obecnie handel sprzedaż transakcja zakupowa Jest czynnoÅ
Haiku #67308, by PaczkinaWegryquich of Iceland
April 11, 2020 8:52 pm ET

Hello Netherlands.
If you want we can delete
your signature, yes.
Haiku #67307, by Netherworlds of Doom
April 11, 2020 8:24 pm ET

once I ate myself.
like one of those squeejum squees.
it wasn't that bad.
Haiku #67306, by Anonymous Poet of
April 11, 2020 8:08 pm ET

Hi :). I am from Netherlands and i don't know how can i disable my signature? Regards :)
Haiku #67305, by belleKak of Netherlands Antilles
April 11, 2020 7:37 pm ET

i was hoping I'd
post something depressed so some
person could indulge

my masochism
becase we''ve some Marquis
hang out on this site
Haiku #67304, by vhs
April 11, 2020 3:02 pm ET

ah, planes
crashed to the ground, no cars
crashed, driverless with...

oh that's right, AIs
but other than that i mean
the Rapture seems to

involve watching a
lot of variety shows
on Dish TV box.
Haiku #67303, by vhs
April 11, 2020 3:00 pm ET

The Rapture happened.
You are left behind with US.
We hope you have fun.
Haiku #67302, by Missed the Celestial Train of Dispensational Madness
April 11, 2020 2:05 pm ET

suddenly quiet
i want to be gone, i want
the rapture to come
Haiku #67301, by vhs
April 11, 2020 12:36 pm ET

new day, more stuff post
here usps might go
bye bye, damn end times
Haiku #67300, by vhs
April 11, 2020 10:04 am ET

white russian, white russ
ian! kahlua kahlua
the dude endureth
Haiku #67299, by vhs
April 10, 2020 4:49 pm ET

anyhow, you stick to
the vodka for your lemonade
i got my coffee
Haiku #67298, by vhs
April 10, 2020 4:41 pm ET

you know demons can
be both internal and they
can be literal
Haiku #67297, by vhs
April 10, 2020 4:40 pm ET

life gives you lemons,
you better make lemonade.
if demons, snort meth
Haiku #67296, by scotch of deep thoughts
April 10, 2020 3:47 pm ET

another plot twist:
those demons that you're venting?
not demons, just you
Haiku #67295, by scotch of truth
April 10, 2020 3:45 pm ET

and he who shags pigs
i do not think kosher laws
could cover the bill
Haiku #67294, by vhs
April 10, 2020 10:04 am ET

san francisco eh?
its snow business like snow business
here in maineland
Haiku #67293, by vhs
April 10, 2020 10:03 am ET

are there people who
never left bad haiku in
all these years, remained?
Haiku #67292, by oedipa of Moxie ain't got nothing on SF
April 10, 2020 4:19 am ET

birthday in two days
will bake corona cake to
wash down the virus
Haiku #67291, by oedipa of apocalypse in sf
April 10, 2020 4:18 am ET

I'm back now, after
witnessing vhs haikus
bad haikus indeed
Haiku #67290, by oedipa of black hole realm of the lost things
April 10, 2020 4:16 am ET

looks like im going
to have to take authority
ver some demons here
Haiku #67289, by vhs
April 10, 2020 12:30 am ET

eat yourself
Haiku #67288, by vhs
April 10, 2020 12:27 am ET

I've eaten some dogs.
Canine meat tastes just like beef.
Like grandma's beef stew.

In all honesty,
I'd rather eat some humans.
Starting with poets.

Hoping things get bad.
Like violence without mercy.
I will feast on souls.
Haiku #67287, by Cannonball Cannibal of Looking for recipes and butchering tips.
April 9, 2020 4:34 pm ET

i saw snow outside
its april, i'm stuck inside
i look out again
Haiku #67286, by vhs
April 9, 2020 4:07 pm ET

dogs and cats being
eaten disturb me, i hate
but it is just so
Haiku #67285, by vhs
April 9, 2020 2:58 pm ET