shrugs...MAGA
2020, death to "the Left"
yay, wave a flag.
by vhs
Talk bad about Trump,
But he's got a perty mouth.
Squeel little pig.
by Darth Relapse of My name is Darth, and I'm a swine addict. It's been 3 days since I last boinked a pig. "Welcome Darth".
Gordon Ramsey's new
avocado haiku pie
God that's fucking good!
by Darth Something or Other I Can't Decide Yet of It's not easy being a Dork Lard of the Pith.
Bring Trump into it?
He's the president. I'd say
You're more the moron.
by Trump Derangement Syndrome of Find A Cure SOON
trump is a moron
mr t says how it is
"pity the poor fools"
by ash
iamback is back
and as forward as ever
come blow me... a kiss
by ash
I like Whorrendous.
After all, I am a whore,
doing math homework.
And whores aren't so bad.
Better than cheap gold-diggers,
lying about love.
by Hey, at least my lies are obvious and therefore not much of a lie. Know what I mean?
Hey vhs, you might check out the book Rabbi Jesus by Bruce Chilton. I found it to be very insprirational. It made me feel like that was a Jesus I could respect. Give it a try if you ever get into a book store after this damn lock down. Hope you ALL stay virus free. Especially iamback.. I mean, I really like that guy!
by Darth Tootsalot... I gotta come up with someting better. of Darth... Whorrendous / Debauchus / Apathos / Vulgaro / Pervaricator (play on prevaricator, which means liar)
You don't have much faith
if a haiku destroys it.
"Lack of," "Disturbing."
by Darth Tootsalot, the Dork Lard (whale penis blubber) of I find your lack of syllables disturbing.
"Moral bankruptcy"?
You should think of it more like
"immoral richness".
by Darth Tootsalot of As rich as the stains in my underwear -- plant a garden in there, you could!
i was wondering
when you were going to post
your faith destroying
and evil haikus
for all to see your total
moral bankruptcy
by vhs
who's jack? the guy who
runs twitter? he got more than
lucky, he got rich.
by vhs of go twitter yourself
Wuhan virus jail
The whole damn Country- lock down.
But convicts get turned loose.
by Stir crazy of locked in
A soft rain of leaves
Rippling through the bamboo grove.
Think I'm going to puke.
by Nausea of Haiku
Nippress and Ash, many moons ago
got married in a gay Star Wars themed wedding as Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. How speshul a day it was with Jan-Ass the Hutt. I hope they have little baby Jawas and lots of dogs and cats
by iamback of guess
if you got lucky
but you didn't know you did
then well..jack, you're dead!
by scotch of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NAUeL0D4SI
the big thing is
we get lucky somtimes and
don't realize how lucky
by vhs
the big question is
when does it all end and when
does it all begin?
by vhs
Oh i'm just like yeah
I'm all like whatever dude
People be like: NO.
by Mikhail Bakhtin of Heteroglossic Disjunctures
God already knows
That the nation won't repent.
He hardened Pharaoh. . .
by So What's the Point of it All?
working remotely
with a bored, stir crazy kid
and my monkey mind
by scotch of nice day out though
hiding inside all
day on the Internet and
when we go out...what???
by vhs
dont you temped me with
no teepee for my bunghole
coornholio LIVES!
by vhs
You mean Punata...
Guayaquil or Sucre, no?
Cochabamba? Si?
by Just Don't Say TITICACA
well they got potty
mouth, for that no cure, only
soap can treat it well
by vhs of frak!
Think we got it bad?
Ecuador/Bolivia
have got it much worse.
by So Pray and Read Psalm 91 of Atheist Trigger Device
hidden easter eggs
the first one was in a game
called adventure...woo
by vhs of https://youtu.be/J3AN3n1MtKM
well liars lie and
df is a liar so
we dont believe you
by vhs
Easter every day.
Christmas and Thanksgiving too.
Also Passover.
by Words of Saint Paul
Yes. God DOES hate you.
But He loves me through His son.
Is that not correct?
by Doctrine of Election
God does not love you.
Even on Easter Sunday.
In fact he hates you.
by Enjoy your Kosher ham. of chocolate bunnies and tie dye eggs.
Apples to apples
Guns to guns, it should have been
A bow, what the fuck
by Line of lines
is that not cute, bjork
just left something for us we
can all enjoy now
by vhs
W dzisiejszych czasach Obecnie handel sprzedaż transakcja zakupowa Jest czynnoÅ
by PaczkinaWegryquich of Iceland
Hello Netherlands.
If you want we can delete
your signature, yes.
by Netherworlds of Doom
once I ate myself.
like one of those squeejum squees.
it wasn't that bad.
by Anonymous Poet of
Hi :). I am from Netherlands and i don't know how can i disable my signature? Regards :)
by belleKak of Netherlands Antilles
i was hoping I'd
post something depressed so some
person could indulge
my masochism
becase we''ve some Marquis
hang out on this site
by vhs
ah, bullshit...no planes
crashed to the ground, no cars
crashed, driverless with...
oh that's right, AIs
but other than that i mean
the Rapture seems to
involve watching a
lot of variety shows
on Dish TV box.
by vhs
The Rapture happened.
You are left behind with US.
We hope you have fun.
by Missed the Celestial Train of Dispensational Madness
suddenly quiet
i want to be gone, i want
the rapture to come
by vhs
new day, more stuff post
here usps might go
bye bye, damn end times
by vhs
white russian, white russ
ian! kahlua kahlua
the dude endureth
by vhs
anyhow, you stick to
the vodka for your lemonade
i got my coffee
by vhs
you know demons can
be both internal and they
can be literal
by vhs
life gives you lemons,
you better make lemonade.
if demons, snort meth
by scotch of deep thoughts
another plot twist:
those demons that you're venting?
not demons, just you
by scotch of truth
and he who shags pigs
i do not think kosher laws
could cover the bill
by vhs
san francisco eh?
its snow business like snow business
here in maineland
by vhs
are there people who
never left bad haiku in
all these years, remained?
by oedipa of Moxie ain't got nothing on SF