Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 212 Days and 70746 Haikus later...

shrugs...MAGA
2020, death to "the Left"
yay, wave a flag.
Haiku # 67341, April 17, 2020 12:42 pm ET
by vhs
Talk bad about Trump,
But he's got a perty mouth.
Squeel little pig.
Haiku # 67340, April 17, 2020 7:21 am ET
by Darth Relapse of My name is Darth, and I'm a swine addict. It's been 3 days since I last boinked a pig. "Welcome Darth".
Gordon Ramsey's new
avocado haiku pie
God that's fucking good!
Haiku # 67339, April 17, 2020 7:16 am ET
by Darth Something or Other I Can't Decide Yet of It's not easy being a Dork Lard of the Pith.
Bring Trump into it?
He's the president. I'd say
You're more the moron.
Haiku # 67338, April 17, 2020 5:44 am ET
by Trump Derangement Syndrome of Find A Cure SOON
trump is a moron
mr t says how it is
"pity the poor fools"
Haiku # 67337, April 17, 2020 3:05 am ET
by ash
iamback is back
and as forward as ever
come blow me... a kiss
Haiku # 67336, April 17, 2020 3:03 am ET
by ash
I like Whorrendous.
After all, I am a whore,
doing math homework.

And whores aren't so bad.
Better than cheap gold-diggers,
lying about love.
Haiku # 67335, April 17, 2020 2:40 am ET
by Hey, at least my lies are obvious and therefore not much of a lie. Know what I mean?
Hey vhs, you might check out the book Rabbi Jesus by Bruce Chilton. I found it to be very insprirational. It made me feel like that was a Jesus I could respect. Give it a try if you ever get into a book store after this damn lock down. Hope you ALL stay virus free. Especially iamback.. I mean, I really like that guy!
Haiku # 67334, April 17, 2020 2:29 am ET
by Darth Tootsalot... I gotta come up with someting better. of Darth... Whorrendous / Debauchus / Apathos / Vulgaro / Pervaricator (play on prevaricator, which means liar)
You don't have much faith
if a haiku destroys it.
"Lack of," "Disturbing."
Haiku # 67333, April 17, 2020 2:15 am ET
by Darth Tootsalot, the Dork Lard (whale penis blubber) of I find your lack of syllables disturbing.
"Moral bankruptcy"?
You should think of it more like
"immoral richness".
Haiku # 67332, April 16, 2020 10:08 pm ET
by Darth Tootsalot of As rich as the stains in my underwear -- plant a garden in there, you could!
i was wondering
when you were going to post
your faith destroying

and evil haikus
for all to see your total
moral bankruptcy
Haiku # 67331, April 16, 2020 7:31 pm ET
by vhs
who's jack? the guy who
runs twitter? he got more than
lucky, he got rich.
Haiku # 67330, April 16, 2020 7:09 pm ET
by vhs of go twitter yourself
Wuhan virus jail
The whole damn Country- lock down.
But convicts get turned loose.
Haiku # 67329, April 16, 2020 6:15 pm ET
by Stir crazy of locked in
A soft rain of leaves
Rippling through the bamboo grove.
Think I'm going to puke.
Haiku # 67328, April 16, 2020 6:12 pm ET
by Nausea of Haiku
Nippress and Ash, many moons ago
got married in a gay Star Wars themed wedding as Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. How speshul a day it was with Jan-Ass the Hutt. I hope they have little baby Jawas and lots of dogs and cats
Haiku # 67327, April 16, 2020 5:48 pm ET
by iamback of guess
if you got lucky
but you didn't know you did
then well..jack, you're dead!
Haiku # 67326, April 16, 2020 5:04 pm ET
by scotch of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NAUeL0D4SI
the big thing is
we get lucky somtimes and
don't realize how lucky
Haiku # 67325, April 15, 2020 3:18 pm ET
by vhs
the big question is
when does it all end and when
does it all begin?
Haiku # 67324, April 14, 2020 3:44 pm ET
by vhs
Oh i'm just like yeah
I'm all like whatever dude
People be like: NO.
Haiku # 67323, April 13, 2020 8:47 pm ET
by Mikhail Bakhtin of Heteroglossic Disjunctures
God already knows
That the nation won't repent.
He hardened Pharaoh. . .
Haiku # 67322, April 13, 2020 8:23 pm ET
by So What's the Point of it All?
working remotely
with a bored, stir crazy kid
and my monkey mind
Haiku # 67321, April 13, 2020 6:55 pm ET
by scotch of nice day out though
hiding inside all
day on the Internet and
when we go out...what???
Haiku # 67320, April 13, 2020 4:58 pm ET
by vhs
dont you temped me with
no teepee for my bunghole
coornholio LIVES!
Haiku # 67319, April 13, 2020 4:26 pm ET
by vhs
You mean Punata...
Guayaquil or Sucre, no?
Cochabamba? Si?
Haiku # 67318, April 13, 2020 2:31 pm ET
by Just Don't Say TITICACA
well they got potty
mouth, for that no cure, only
soap can treat it well
Haiku # 67317, April 13, 2020 12:30 pm ET
by vhs of frak!
Think we got it bad?
Ecuador/Bolivia
have got it much worse.
Haiku # 67316, April 13, 2020 9:40 am ET
by So Pray and Read Psalm 91 of Atheist Trigger Device
hidden easter eggs
the first one was in a game
called adventure...woo
Haiku # 67315, April 12, 2020 5:07 pm ET
by vhs of https://youtu.be/J3AN3n1MtKM
well liars lie and
df is a liar so
we dont believe you
Haiku # 67314, April 12, 2020 11:37 am ET
by vhs
Easter every day.
Christmas and Thanksgiving too.
Also Passover.
Haiku # 67313, April 12, 2020 2:46 am ET
by Words of Saint Paul
Yes. God DOES hate you.
But He loves me through His son.
Is that not correct?
Haiku # 67312, April 12, 2020 2:43 am ET
by Doctrine of Election
God does not love you.
Even on Easter Sunday.
In fact he hates you.
Haiku # 67311, April 12, 2020 2:29 am ET
by Enjoy your Kosher ham. of chocolate bunnies and tie dye eggs.
Apples to apples
Guns to guns, it should have been
A bow, what the fuck
Haiku # 67310, April 11, 2020 11:48 pm ET
by Line of lines
is that not cute, bjork
just left something for us we
can all enjoy now
Haiku # 67309, April 11, 2020 9:45 pm ET
by vhs
W dzisiejszych czasach Obecnie handel sprzedaż transakcja zakupowa Jest czynnoÅ
Haiku # 67308, April 11, 2020 8:52 pm ET
by PaczkinaWegryquich of Iceland
Hello Netherlands.
If you want we can delete
your signature, yes.
Haiku # 67307, April 11, 2020 8:24 pm ET
by Netherworlds of Doom
once I ate myself.
like one of those squeejum squees.
it wasn't that bad.
Haiku # 67306, April 11, 2020 8:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of
Hi :). I am from Netherlands and i don't know how can i disable my signature? Regards :)
Haiku # 67305, April 11, 2020 7:37 pm ET
by belleKak of Netherlands Antilles
i was hoping I'd
post something depressed so some
person could indulge

my masochism
becase we''ve some Marquis
hang out on this site
Haiku # 67304, April 11, 2020 3:02 pm ET
by vhs
ah, bullshit...no planes
crashed to the ground, no cars
crashed, driverless with...

oh that's right, AIs
but other than that i mean
the Rapture seems to

involve watching a
lot of variety shows
on Dish TV box.
Haiku # 67303, April 11, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by vhs
The Rapture happened.
You are left behind with US.
We hope you have fun.
Haiku # 67302, April 11, 2020 2:05 pm ET
by Missed the Celestial Train of Dispensational Madness
suddenly quiet
i want to be gone, i want
the rapture to come
Haiku # 67301, April 11, 2020 12:36 pm ET
by vhs
new day, more stuff post
here usps might go
bye bye, damn end times
Haiku # 67300, April 11, 2020 10:04 am ET
by vhs
white russian, white russ
ian! kahlua kahlua
the dude endureth
Haiku # 67299, April 10, 2020 4:49 pm ET
by vhs
anyhow, you stick to
the vodka for your lemonade
i got my coffee
Haiku # 67298, April 10, 2020 4:41 pm ET
by vhs
you know demons can
be both internal and they
can be literal
Haiku # 67297, April 10, 2020 4:40 pm ET
by vhs
life gives you lemons,
you better make lemonade.
if demons, snort meth
Haiku # 67296, April 10, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by scotch of deep thoughts
another plot twist:
those demons that you're venting?
not demons, just you
Haiku # 67295, April 10, 2020 3:45 pm ET
by scotch of truth
and he who shags pigs
i do not think kosher laws
could cover the bill
Haiku # 67294, April 10, 2020 10:04 am ET
by vhs
san francisco eh?
its snow business like snow business
here in maineland
Haiku # 67293, April 10, 2020 10:03 am ET
by vhs
are there people who
never left bad haiku in
all these years, remained?
Haiku # 67292, April 10, 2020 4:19 am ET
by oedipa of Moxie ain't got nothing on SF
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