BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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what a haiku, i am getting
good at b movies.
Haiku #67344, by vhs
April 17, 2020 1:18 pm ET

i think we think we
can give a good show till some
person blows you off
Haiku #67343, by vhs
April 17, 2020 1:14 pm ET

something about some
thing or another something
Haiku #67342, by vhs
April 17, 2020 1:12 pm ET

2020, death to "the Left"
yay, wave a flag.
Haiku #67341, by vhs
April 17, 2020 12:42 pm ET

Talk bad about Trump,
But he's got a perty mouth.
Squeel little pig.
Haiku #67340, by Darth Relapse of My name is Darth, and I'm a swine addict. It's been 3 days since I last boinked a pig. "Welcome Darth".
April 17, 2020 7:21 am ET

Gordon Ramsey's new
avocado haiku pie
God that's fucking good!
Haiku #67339, by Darth Something or Other I Can't Decide Yet of It's not easy being a Dork Lard of the Pith.
April 17, 2020 7:16 am ET

Bring Trump into it?
He's the president. I'd say
You're more the moron.
Haiku #67338, by Trump Derangement Syndrome of Find A Cure SOON
April 17, 2020 5:44 am ET

trump is a moron
mr t says how it is
"pity the poor fools"
Haiku #67337, by ash
April 17, 2020 3:05 am ET

iamback is back
and as forward as ever
come blow me... a kiss
Haiku #67336, by ash
April 17, 2020 3:03 am ET

I like Whorrendous.
After all, I am a whore,
doing math homework.

And whores aren't so bad.
Better than cheap gold-diggers,
lying about love.
Haiku #67335, by Hey, at least my lies are obvious and therefore not much of a lie. Know what I mean?
April 17, 2020 2:40 am ET

Hey vhs, you might check out the book Rabbi Jesus by Bruce Chilton. I found it to be very insprirational. It made me feel like that was a Jesus I could respect. Give it a try if you ever get into a book store after this damn lock down. Hope you ALL stay virus free. Especially iamback.. I mean, I really like that guy!
Haiku #67334, by Darth Tootsalot... I gotta come up with someting better. of Darth... Whorrendous / Debauchus / Apathos / Vulgaro / Pervaricator (play on prevaricator, which means liar)
April 17, 2020 2:29 am ET

You don't have much faith
if a haiku destroys it.
"Lack of," "Disturbing."
Haiku #67333, by Darth Tootsalot, the Dork Lard (whale penis blubber) of I find your lack of syllables disturbing.
April 17, 2020 2:15 am ET

"Moral bankruptcy"?
You should think of it more like
"immoral richness".
Haiku #67332, by Darth Tootsalot of As rich as the stains in my underwear -- plant a garden in there, you could!
April 16, 2020 10:08 pm ET

i was wondering
when you were going to post
your faith destroying

and evil haikus
for all to see your total
moral bankruptcy
Haiku #67331, by vhs
April 16, 2020 7:31 pm ET

who's jack? the guy who
runs twitter? he got more than
lucky, he got rich.
Haiku #67330, by vhs of go twitter yourself
April 16, 2020 7:09 pm ET

Wuhan virus jail
The whole damn Country- lock down.
But convicts get turned loose.
Haiku #67329, by Stir crazy of locked in
April 16, 2020 6:15 pm ET

A soft rain of leaves
Rippling through the bamboo grove.
Think I'm going to puke.
Haiku #67328, by Nausea of Haiku
April 16, 2020 6:12 pm ET

Nippress and Ash, many moons ago
got married in a gay Star Wars themed wedding as Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. How speshul a day it was with Jan-Ass the Hutt. I hope they have little baby Jawas and lots of dogs and cats
Haiku #67327, by iamback of guess
April 16, 2020 5:48 pm ET

if you got lucky
but you didn't know you did
then well..jack, you're dead!
Haiku #67326, by scotch of
April 16, 2020 5:04 pm ET

the big thing is
we get lucky somtimes and
don't realize how lucky
Haiku #67325, by vhs
April 15, 2020 3:18 pm ET

the big question is
when does it all end and when
does it all begin?
Haiku #67324, by vhs
April 14, 2020 3:44 pm ET

Oh i'm just like yeah
I'm all like whatever dude
People be like: NO.
Haiku #67323, by Mikhail Bakhtin of Heteroglossic Disjunctures
April 13, 2020 8:47 pm ET

God already knows
That the nation won't repent.
He hardened Pharaoh. . .
Haiku #67322, by So What's the Point of it All?
April 13, 2020 8:23 pm ET

working remotely
with a bored, stir crazy kid
and my monkey mind
Haiku #67321, by scotch of nice day out though
April 13, 2020 6:55 pm ET

hiding inside all
day on the Internet and
when we go out...what???
Haiku #67320, by vhs
April 13, 2020 4:58 pm ET

dont you temped me with
no teepee for my bunghole
coornholio LIVES!
Haiku #67319, by vhs
April 13, 2020 4:26 pm ET

You mean Punata...
Guayaquil or Sucre, no?
Cochabamba? Si?
Haiku #67318, by Just Don't Say TITICACA
April 13, 2020 2:31 pm ET

well they got potty
mouth, for that no cure, only
soap can treat it well
Haiku #67317, by vhs of frak!
April 13, 2020 12:30 pm ET

Think we got it bad?
have got it much worse.
Haiku #67316, by So Pray and Read Psalm 91 of Atheist Trigger Device
April 13, 2020 9:40 am ET

hidden easter eggs
the first one was in a game
called adventure...woo
Haiku #67315, by vhs of
April 12, 2020 5:07 pm ET

well liars lie and
df is a liar so
we dont believe you
Haiku #67314, by vhs
April 12, 2020 11:37 am ET

Easter every day.
Christmas and Thanksgiving too.
Also Passover.
Haiku #67313, by Words of Saint Paul
April 12, 2020 2:46 am ET

Yes. God DOES hate you.
But He loves me through His son.
Is that not correct?
Haiku #67312, by Doctrine of Election
April 12, 2020 2:43 am ET

God does not love you.
Even on Easter Sunday.
In fact he hates you.
Haiku #67311, by Enjoy your Kosher ham. of chocolate bunnies and tie dye eggs.
April 12, 2020 2:29 am ET

Apples to apples
Guns to guns, it should have been
A bow, what the fuck
Haiku #67310, by Line of lines
April 11, 2020 11:48 pm ET

is that not cute, bjork
just left something for us we
can all enjoy now
Haiku #67309, by vhs
April 11, 2020 9:45 pm ET

W dzisiejszych czasach Obecnie handel sprzedaż transakcja zakupowa Jest czynnoÅ
Haiku #67308, by PaczkinaWegryquich of Iceland
April 11, 2020 8:52 pm ET

Hello Netherlands.
If you want we can delete
your signature, yes.
Haiku #67307, by Netherworlds of Doom
April 11, 2020 8:24 pm ET

once I ate myself.
like one of those squeejum squees.
it wasn't that bad.
Haiku #67306, by Anonymous Poet of
April 11, 2020 8:08 pm ET

Hi :). I am from Netherlands and i don't know how can i disable my signature? Regards :)
Haiku #67305, by belleKak of Netherlands Antilles
April 11, 2020 7:37 pm ET

i was hoping I'd
post something depressed so some
person could indulge

my masochism
becase we''ve some Marquis
hang out on this site
Haiku #67304, by vhs
April 11, 2020 3:02 pm ET

ah, planes
crashed to the ground, no cars
crashed, driverless with...

oh that's right, AIs
but other than that i mean
the Rapture seems to

involve watching a
lot of variety shows
on Dish TV box.
Haiku #67303, by vhs
April 11, 2020 3:00 pm ET

The Rapture happened.
You are left behind with US.
We hope you have fun.
Haiku #67302, by Missed the Celestial Train of Dispensational Madness
April 11, 2020 2:05 pm ET

suddenly quiet
i want to be gone, i want
the rapture to come
Haiku #67301, by vhs
April 11, 2020 12:36 pm ET

new day, more stuff post
here usps might go
bye bye, damn end times
Haiku #67300, by vhs
April 11, 2020 10:04 am ET

white russian, white russ
ian! kahlua kahlua
the dude endureth
Haiku #67299, by vhs
April 10, 2020 4:49 pm ET

anyhow, you stick to
the vodka for your lemonade
i got my coffee
Haiku #67298, by vhs
April 10, 2020 4:41 pm ET

you know demons can
be both internal and they
can be literal
Haiku #67297, by vhs
April 10, 2020 4:40 pm ET

life gives you lemons,
you better make lemonade.
if demons, snort meth
Haiku #67296, by scotch of deep thoughts
April 10, 2020 3:47 pm ET

another plot twist:
those demons that you're venting?
not demons, just you
Haiku #67295, by scotch of truth
April 10, 2020 3:45 pm ET