If you were to leave,
We would weep and then vomit
Pure haiku sorrow.

hmm, if i left the
website like i want to leave
twitter whats next then

This is terrible.
I'm running out of puppies.
Didn't think it through.

Abandon all hope!
Your puppies belong to me!
Purina cat chow!

I play puppy skeet.
Launch them with a puppypult.
Blast with a 4-gauge.

A puppypult is
a catapult that launches
puppies and not cats.

I play this game in
international waters.
Your laws can't touch me.

what puppies? he best
worry about puppies busting
a nut in his ass.

Don't cry Haiku bitch.
We will protect your puppies
from Dork Lard filth-face.

i am very dis
appointed here so now
i am haiku bitch

It is too bad cause
people think they''re right when they're
wrong and we move on

i was blocked on say
twitter and someone was set
in their own hellbound

occult ways, they will
listen if and when they are ready
to talk to me here

maybe some find that red
pill, that lovely cure for the
psychic version of

covid 19, but the
disease of social justice
murder-suicide

TDS is not
curable, the people who
have it have to find

something else to
bitch about till they kill them
selves or go away

lmao...hey
what a haiku, i am getting
good at b movies.

i think we think we
can give a good show till some
person blows you off

something about some
thing or another something
someone somewhere...how

shrugs...MAGA
2020, death to "the Left"
yay, wave a flag.

Talk bad about Trump,
But he's got a perty mouth.
Squeel little pig.

Gordon Ramsey's new
avocado haiku pie
God that's fucking good!

Bring Trump into it?
He's the president. I'd say
You're more the moron.

trump is a moron
mr t says how it is
"pity the poor fools"

iamback is back
and as forward as ever
come blow me... a kiss

I like Whorrendous.
After all, I am a whore,
doing math homework.

And whores aren't so bad.
Better than cheap gold-diggers,
lying about love.

Hey vhs, you might check out the book Rabbi Jesus by Bruce Chilton. I found it to be very insprirational. It made me feel like that was a Jesus I could respect. Give it a try if you ever get into a book store after this damn lock down. Hope you ALL stay virus free. Especially iamback.. I mean, I really like that guy!

You don't have much faith
if a haiku destroys it.
"Lack of," "Disturbing."

"Moral bankruptcy"?
You should think of it more like
"immoral richness".

i was wondering
when you were going to post
your faith destroying

and evil haikus
for all to see your total
moral bankruptcy

who's jack? the guy who
runs twitter? he got more than
lucky, he got rich.

Wuhan virus jail
The whole damn Country- lock down.
But convicts get turned loose.

A soft rain of leaves
Rippling through the bamboo grove.
Think I'm going to puke.

Nippress and Ash, many moons ago
got married in a gay Star Wars themed wedding as Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. How speshul a day it was with Jan-Ass the Hutt. I hope they have little baby Jawas and lots of dogs and cats

if you got lucky
but you didn't know you did
then well..jack, you're dead!

the big thing is
we get lucky somtimes and
don't realize how lucky

the big question is
when does it all end and when
does it all begin?

Oh i'm just like yeah
I'm all like whatever dude
People be like: NO.

God already knows
That the nation won't repent.
He hardened Pharaoh. . .

working remotely
with a bored, stir crazy kid
and my monkey mind

hiding inside all
day on the Internet and
when we go out...what???

dont you temped me with
no teepee for my bunghole
coornholio LIVES!

You mean Punata...
Guayaquil or Sucre, no?
Cochabamba? Si?

well they got potty
mouth, for that no cure, only
soap can treat it well

Think we got it bad?
Ecuador/Bolivia
have got it much worse.

hidden easter eggs
the first one was in a game
called adventure...woo

well liars lie and
df is a liar so
we dont believe you

Easter every day.
Christmas and Thanksgiving too.
Also Passover.

Yes. God DOES hate you.
But He loves me through His son.
Is that not correct?

God does not love you.
Even on Easter Sunday.
In fact he hates you.

Apples to apples
Guns to guns, it should have been
A bow, what the fuck

is that not cute, bjork
just left something for us we
can all enjoy now

W dzisiejszych czasach Obecnie handel sprzedaż transakcja zakupowa Jest czynnoÅ

Hello Netherlands.
If you want we can delete
your signature, yes.

once I ate myself.
like one of those squeejum squees.
it wasn't that bad.