I gave ten dollars
to a homeless street beggar.
Praise be to Jesus!

LA LA LA LA LA.
Hear, see, and speak no evil.
Praise be to Jesus!

"Where is your Bible?"
I always have it with me.
Praise be to Jesus!

Just saw vhs
Crawl across the trunk of car
In a chic pink dress

Zap ruder footage
Hot cream pie trajectory
Pow in the kisser

good

Go ahead, try it
Wank with non dominant hand
See how it cums out

Total juzzwuzard
The diarrhea shithouse
Wadsworth Darthfellow

My cum ricocheted
Off the wall,through the kitchen,
then into my face

Give me a reason
Heavenly Shenanigans
We don

Old Darth Figpucker
Stars as Ebenezer Scrooge
Ghosts give up, walk off

Look into my eyes
I am seventeen feet tall
With a three inch dink

They say Uranus
Smells like rotten eggs. True facts.
Praise be to Jesus

An end to Satan.
The rapture will come one day.
Praise be to Jesus!

Children are blessings.
Each child is our future.
Praise be to Jesus!

Spring time is joyous!
Grilled hamburgers and hotdogs.
Praise be to Jesus!

Life's an adventure.
I once rode an elephant.
Praise be to Jesus!

Ice cream and puppies.
Disney films are works of art.
Praise be to Jesus.

Happiness and peace.
May your life be filled with smiles.
Praise be to Jesus!

My spooge permeates
your pores and orifices,
impregnates your brain.

Now your write of poo.
There is nothing else to do.
Just go with the flow.

Your friends might like it.
But I'll tell you what I'll do.
I'll stay gone two weeks.

Bring them on over.
Write enlightening poems.
And be a hippie.

If there is no poo
when I reinspect this site.
I will disappear.

Can't bring friends over...
Darth always pops up, dripping
with body fluids

Coffee kicking in.
Approaching normality.
Dusts off rusty brain.

Time to be a whore.
One plus one is fucking two.
That'll be ten bucks.

On that note,
I once saw a soft comedy porn spoof on Arnold where a guy would steal women's underwear and jack off looking at himself in a mirror. At the end when he blows his load, he had the craziest look on his face and says "I did it!"
I saw that back in high school and my and my friends would often say that... "I did it!" ... Ah, good laughs.
Wish I could have seen Floyd complete before they broke up, but I was a bit young then. Life.

Ah, there's a big cock.
*gets on knees and fondles balls.
Tickles the tonsils.

You insult me, Darth.
I know of your "strange hobby"
because old Floyd rocks.

I scanned my asshole.
Printed it on photo stock.
Jacked off onto it.

Folded it neatly.
Mailed it to Donald Trump.
Hope he enjoys it.

Would you like to try?
I've got some cum left for you.
Don't try to resist.

There are no other
dicks around here wroth sucking.
*wipes off chin with grin.

Call me Arnold Layne.
You wouldn't understand that.
Not without Google.

He came in his mouth
But that didn't make him gay
Sucking his dick did

Verdant spring flowers,
fertilized by Darth's feces.
Smell like rotten cum.

Well, I guess there's farts.
But farts area kind of like poop.
Butt-related stuff.

Bleeding brain, mosquitoes,
poop, jacking off, Asian porn,
drugs and blasphemy.

Hi, my name is Darth
and I am a Pig Fucker.
Been two weeks without.

Oh verdant spring life
ye gentle flowers and rills
where's my freaking phone?

I came in my mouth
But it didn't taste like mine
It tasted like yours

Wouldn't it be nice
By visiting this website
Be cured of sickness

Look at me right now.
Right now in my eyes. Good. Breathe...
Listen to my thoughts!

some psychedelic furs right there
if you recognise me, look my way
now

Lets gang up on Darth
boycott poop and jerk-off verse
(but it's all he knows!)

DON'T YOU





FORGET ABOUT ME
DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T

This world is hard-cruel
Don't expect to get a chance.
No disappointment.

I will keep my sins.
Thank you very fucking much.
My ticket to hell.

This website is weird
Kinda like the Breakfast Club
But we re all poets

O, moist holy slit
Pardon Figpucker his sins
Cleanse him with tuna

Growing a moustache
Wish it would grow all over
In stripes, like a cat

Goddamnitall.
I want / need coffee.
Is it want or is it need?
Only the Holy Cunt of Zargoth know that!
Go ask it!

I looked in your eyes
I saw your disappointment
And then I punched you

Be more tolerant!
I can't help that my brain has
a menstrual cycle.

Think I should use pads?
Big question, wing or no wings?
Red Bull cunt rocket.

The Minstrel Menstrual Motor Cycle In The Gallery.
He once owned a Harley Davidson, and a Triumph Bonneville.
Counted his friend in, used up tampons.
Prays that he always will.

They won t stop talking
I told the psychiatrist
Who won t?
My farts, silly!