Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

They won t stop talking
I told the psychiatrist
Who won t?
My farts, silly!
Haiku # 63580, April 9, 2019 9:18 pm ET
by Beanie of Toilet bowl
They won t stop talking
I told the psychiatrist
Who won
Haiku # 63579, April 9, 2019 9:18 pm ET
by Beanie of Toilet bowl
Atomic Fireballs
Dump the whole box in my mouth
Look at my red tongue
Haiku # 63578, April 9, 2019 9:10 pm ET
by SK of pNW
"look into my eyes"
That's just so fucking creepy
Worst one on here yet
Haiku # 63577, April 9, 2019 9:09 pm ET
by Look between my thighs
fine fuck ok im
here, i was tired of fart
jokes and brain bleeds, geeze
Haiku # 63576, April 9, 2019 8:25 pm ET
by vhs
Oversized pink comb
Carried in your back pocket
Let s see you use it
Haiku # 63575, April 9, 2019 6:19 pm ET
by Catch me of Outside
Men stru al blood
Rich, flavorful pizza sauce
Delivered monthly
Haiku # 63574, April 9, 2019 6:17 pm ET
by Red of Connecticut
If I were a whore
I would charge a thousand bucks
To just jack you off
Haiku # 63573, April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Product of My environment
Failed expectations
Fathers mistakes repeated
Teenagers suck ass!
Haiku # 63572, April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
Check under your bed
Don t be surprised when you find
This horny midget
Haiku # 63571, April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Horny midget of Under bed
Check under your bed
Don
Haiku # 63570, April 9, 2019 6:13 pm ET
by Horny midget of Under bed
Mad Mushroom Pizza
Tasted good on my burnt tongue
Your lips are better!
Haiku # 63569, April 9, 2019 6:12 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
Semen on your hands?
You will grow hair on your palms
Look into my eyes
Haiku # 63568, April 9, 2019 6:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's no argument
Expression through taking shits
Like writing poems
Haiku # 63567, April 9, 2019 6:08 pm ET
by Excuse me, I mean taking Tootsie Rolls.
Mathematics Spears!
Galvanizing rhetoric
Simple Love Cedric!
Haiku # 63566, April 9, 2019 6:04 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
If I saw man hands
naked, I'd have to fuck her
blackmail leverage
Haiku # 63565, April 9, 2019 6:00 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
Seen limping away
Caravan of so called "poets"
Look into my eyes
Haiku # 63564, April 9, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Poetry Robot of Front and center
We can all agree
Expression through poetry
Like taking a shit
Haiku # 63563, April 9, 2019 2:32 pm ET
by Grunt of Oval of office
The cars got smaller
Just get the windows tinted
Jerk off something
Haiku # 63562, April 9, 2019 9:41 am ET
by Memory Lane
Meng Chiao and Li Po
will kick our sorry asses
for writing this stuff
Haiku # 63561, April 9, 2019 9:19 am ET
by Omens and Fantasms of Malevolence from Tiger Cloud-Forest
First time held her hand
Can't remember what movie
Felt like a rocket
Haiku # 63560, April 9, 2019 9:12 am ET
by Found her pic online 40 years later of She is STILL super HOT !
Conceived in back seats
Parked. Steaming up the windows
When we had sex drives
Haiku # 63559, April 9, 2019 7:24 am ET
by All coming back to me of Boone's Farm
Judah and Tamar:
for a goat and signet ring
he notarized it.
Haiku # 63558, April 9, 2019 7:22 am ET
by Genesis 38 of Highway To Heaven
If you want to fook
just fook- ask for permission
Get it notarized.

That way- no go jail
What hellish! modern! bull chit!
I miss the sixties
Haiku # 63557, April 9, 2019 5:14 am ET
by Rolang of Hell I wouldn't know
Reikan Buddha Eye
Indication- you can see
Things that others can't
Haiku # 63556, April 9, 2019 5:03 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Meng Chiao saw ghosts
put down his verse to explain
What most never see.
Haiku # 63555, April 9, 2019 4:51 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Meng Chiao saw ghosts
put down his verse to explain
What most never see.
Haiku # 63554, April 9, 2019 4:50 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Li Po practiced sword
And killed others in duels-
then wrote a poem
Haiku # 63553, April 9, 2019 4:48 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Another lost fang
All compound things destroyed
Its Ok by me
Haiku # 63552, April 9, 2019 4:38 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
My dick is so small
That it looks like a pussy
And I'm not joking
Haiku # 63551, April 9, 2019 3:02 am ET
by Dick of A child
Louisville slugger
How you wield your flugelhorn
Makes all the difference
Haiku # 63550, April 9, 2019 12:43 am ET
by Vas deferens
It's been a long time
The haiku is overgrown
But I cleared a path
Haiku # 63549, April 9, 2019 12:41 am ET
by Return of the poet of Bad Haiku
If I had a wife
As long as his dick's bigger
She could cheat on me
Haiku # 63548, April 9, 2019 12:40 am ET
by Measure of A man
Tingling sensation
Molesting the elderly
That tube was NOT lube
Haiku # 63547, April 8, 2019 11:22 pm ET
by Ben Gay of Wherever you find smelly arthritis
Enthusiasm
In the world of Poetry
Translates as: boner
Haiku # 63546, April 8, 2019 11:20 pm ET
by Rural Guido of Leaning against fencepost. Wait, that's my penis
What kind of webpage
Is this? I like the layout
For the webmaster
Haiku # 63545, April 8, 2019 10:24 pm ET
by dvd
don't forget starkitten
i think her and df are having a kid
gonna name it darth starpucker iirc
vhs got bored
i come here when my antennaes
and wings get that funny
tingling sensation
Haiku # 63544, April 8, 2019 10:16 pm ET
by MONARCH
Now Ben and Jacob
have to tolerate the Darth.
Should be interesting.
Haiku # 63543, April 8, 2019 9:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sweet is defined by
The sharp contrast between it
And the sourness
Haiku # 63542, April 8, 2019 9:32 pm ET
by alfamike
Add Bailey's liqueur.
Liven's up any coffee.
Disguises the cum.
Haiku # 63541, April 8, 2019 9:22 pm ET
by My secretaries will never know!
Sleep paralysis
Traumatize myself at night
Bilocational
Haiku # 63540, April 8, 2019 9:22 pm ET
by MANMOTH of here and there
I look to the rock
From which I was been - makes me
Feel like a pebble
Haiku # 63539, April 8, 2019 9:21 pm ET
by Jacob ben Jacob
Exiting cocoon
Blood pumps and fills fragile wings
Vulner-ability
Haiku # 63538, April 8, 2019 9:20 pm ET
by MONARCH
Quite unlike your wife,
as the gigolos will say,
you had that coming.
Haiku # 63537, April 8, 2019 9:19 pm ET
by Louis Prima, Bing Crosby, or David Lee Roth?
Diluting poison
A stream of living water
Time is running out
Haiku # 63536, April 8, 2019 9:18 pm ET
by Ben Dalet of the well
Ignore the trolls here
Like a bad cup of coffee
Cold and so bitter
Haiku # 63535, April 8, 2019 9:16 pm ET
by Ben Dalet of moving forward
Reciprocity
Door to the soul is ajar
No expectation
Haiku # 63534, April 8, 2019 9:15 pm ET
by Ben Dalet of a gray place
Are they brown because
you're completely full of shit?
That was my question.
Haiku # 63533, April 8, 2019 9:13 pm ET
by You should go into agriculture, selling truckloads of fertilizer.
Look into my eyes
Please get back to me later
If you have questions
Haiku # 63532, April 8, 2019 6:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Comes with a warning
"Contents under high pressure!"
That's my cue to fart
Haiku # 63531, April 8, 2019 4:55 pm ET
by Stand Back! SCREAMED IN THE SHRILL VOICE of OF STEVIE NICKS
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