Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Atomic Fireballs
Dump the whole box in my mouth
Look at my red tongue
Haiku # 63578, April 9, 2019 9:10 pm ET
by SK of pNW
"look into my eyes"
That's just so fucking creepy
Worst one on here yet
Haiku # 63577, April 9, 2019 9:09 pm ET
by Look between my thighs
fine fuck ok im
here, i was tired of fart
jokes and brain bleeds, geeze
Haiku # 63576, April 9, 2019 8:25 pm ET
by vhs
Oversized pink comb
Carried in your back pocket
Let s see you use it
Haiku # 63575, April 9, 2019 6:19 pm ET
by Catch me of Outside
Men stru al blood
Rich, flavorful pizza sauce
Delivered monthly
Haiku # 63574, April 9, 2019 6:17 pm ET
by Red of Connecticut
If I were a whore
I would charge a thousand bucks
To just jack you off
Haiku # 63573, April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Product of My environment
Failed expectations
Fathers mistakes repeated
Teenagers suck ass!
Haiku # 63572, April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
Check under your bed
Don t be surprised when you find
This horny midget
Haiku # 63571, April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Horny midget of Under bed
Check under your bed
Don
Haiku # 63570, April 9, 2019 6:13 pm ET
by Horny midget of Under bed
Mad Mushroom Pizza
Tasted good on my burnt tongue
Your lips are better!
Haiku # 63569, April 9, 2019 6:12 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
Semen on your hands?
You will grow hair on your palms
Look into my eyes
Haiku # 63568, April 9, 2019 6:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's no argument
Expression through taking shits
Like writing poems
Haiku # 63567, April 9, 2019 6:08 pm ET
by Excuse me, I mean taking Tootsie Rolls.
Mathematics Spears!
Galvanizing rhetoric
Simple Love Cedric!
Haiku # 63566, April 9, 2019 6:04 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
If I saw man hands
naked, I'd have to fuck her
blackmail leverage
Haiku # 63565, April 9, 2019 6:00 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
Seen limping away
Caravan of so called "poets"
Look into my eyes
Haiku # 63564, April 9, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Poetry Robot of Front and center
We can all agree
Expression through poetry
Like taking a shit
Haiku # 63563, April 9, 2019 2:32 pm ET
by Grunt of Oval of office
The cars got smaller
Just get the windows tinted
Jerk off something
Haiku # 63562, April 9, 2019 9:41 am ET
by Memory Lane
Meng Chiao and Li Po
will kick our sorry asses
for writing this stuff
Haiku # 63561, April 9, 2019 9:19 am ET
by Omens and Fantasms of Malevolence from Tiger Cloud-Forest
First time held her hand
Can't remember what movie
Felt like a rocket
Haiku # 63560, April 9, 2019 9:12 am ET
by Found her pic online 40 years later of She is STILL super HOT !
Conceived in back seats
Parked. Steaming up the windows
When we had sex drives
Haiku # 63559, April 9, 2019 7:24 am ET
by All coming back to me of Boone's Farm
Judah and Tamar:
for a goat and signet ring
he notarized it.
Haiku # 63558, April 9, 2019 7:22 am ET
by Genesis 38 of Highway To Heaven
If you want to fook
just fook- ask for permission
Get it notarized.

That way- no go jail
What hellish! modern! bull chit!
I miss the sixties
Haiku # 63557, April 9, 2019 5:14 am ET
by Rolang of Hell I wouldn't know
Reikan Buddha Eye
Indication- you can see
Things that others can't
Haiku # 63556, April 9, 2019 5:03 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Meng Chiao saw ghosts
put down his verse to explain
What most never see.
Haiku # 63555, April 9, 2019 4:51 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Meng Chiao saw ghosts
put down his verse to explain
What most never see.
Haiku # 63554, April 9, 2019 4:50 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Li Po practiced sword
And killed others in duels-
then wrote a poem
Haiku # 63553, April 9, 2019 4:48 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Another lost fang
All compound things destroyed
Its Ok by me
Haiku # 63552, April 9, 2019 4:38 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
My dick is so small
That it looks like a pussy
And I'm not joking
Haiku # 63551, April 9, 2019 3:02 am ET
by Dick of A child
Louisville slugger
How you wield your flugelhorn
Makes all the difference
Haiku # 63550, April 9, 2019 12:43 am ET
by Vas deferens
It's been a long time
The haiku is overgrown
But I cleared a path
Haiku # 63549, April 9, 2019 12:41 am ET
by Return of the poet of Bad Haiku
If I had a wife
As long as his dick's bigger
She could cheat on me
Haiku # 63548, April 9, 2019 12:40 am ET
by Measure of A man
Tingling sensation
Molesting the elderly
That tube was NOT lube
Haiku # 63547, April 8, 2019 11:22 pm ET
by Ben Gay of Wherever you find smelly arthritis
Enthusiasm
In the world of Poetry
Translates as: boner
Haiku # 63546, April 8, 2019 11:20 pm ET
by Rural Guido of Leaning against fencepost. Wait, that's my penis
What kind of webpage
Is this? I like the layout
For the webmaster
Haiku # 63545, April 8, 2019 10:24 pm ET
by dvd
don't forget starkitten
i think her and df are having a kid
gonna name it darth starpucker iirc
vhs got bored
i come here when my antennaes
and wings get that funny
tingling sensation
Haiku # 63544, April 8, 2019 10:16 pm ET
by MONARCH
Now Ben and Jacob
have to tolerate the Darth.
Should be interesting.
Haiku # 63543, April 8, 2019 9:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sweet is defined by
The sharp contrast between it
And the sourness
Haiku # 63542, April 8, 2019 9:32 pm ET
by alfamike
Add Bailey's liqueur.
Liven's up any coffee.
Disguises the cum.
Haiku # 63541, April 8, 2019 9:22 pm ET
by My secretaries will never know!
Sleep paralysis
Traumatize myself at night
Bilocational
Haiku # 63540, April 8, 2019 9:22 pm ET
by MANMOTH of here and there
I look to the rock
From which I was been - makes me
Feel like a pebble
Haiku # 63539, April 8, 2019 9:21 pm ET
by Jacob ben Jacob
Exiting cocoon
Blood pumps and fills fragile wings
Vulner-ability
Haiku # 63538, April 8, 2019 9:20 pm ET
by MONARCH
Quite unlike your wife,
as the gigolos will say,
you had that coming.
Haiku # 63537, April 8, 2019 9:19 pm ET
by Louis Prima, Bing Crosby, or David Lee Roth?
Diluting poison
A stream of living water
Time is running out
Haiku # 63536, April 8, 2019 9:18 pm ET
by Ben Dalet of the well
Ignore the trolls here
Like a bad cup of coffee
Cold and so bitter
Haiku # 63535, April 8, 2019 9:16 pm ET
by Ben Dalet of moving forward
Reciprocity
Door to the soul is ajar
No expectation
Haiku # 63534, April 8, 2019 9:15 pm ET
by Ben Dalet of a gray place
Are they brown because
you're completely full of shit?
That was my question.
Haiku # 63533, April 8, 2019 9:13 pm ET
by You should go into agriculture, selling truckloads of fertilizer.
Look into my eyes
Please get back to me later
If you have questions
Haiku # 63532, April 8, 2019 6:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Comes with a warning
"Contents under high pressure!"
That's my cue to fart
Haiku # 63531, April 8, 2019 4:55 pm ET
by Stand Back! SCREAMED IN THE SHRILL VOICE of OF STEVIE NICKS
Rimjobs are risky
She could fart at any time
Or dare I say worse
Haiku # 63530, April 8, 2019 4:30 pm ET
by Definition of A hedonist
Asking for a friend
If a dinosaur jerks off
Does he come purple?
Haiku # 63529, April 8, 2019 10:59 am ET
by Barney
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