Would you like to try?
I've got some cum left for you.
Don't try to resist.

There are no other
dicks around here wroth sucking.
*wipes off chin with grin.

Call me Arnold Layne.
You wouldn't understand that.
Not without Google.

He came in his mouth
But that didn't make him gay
Sucking his dick did

Verdant spring flowers,
fertilized by Darth's feces.
Smell like rotten cum.

Well, I guess there's farts.
But farts area kind of like poop.
Butt-related stuff.

Bleeding brain, mosquitoes,
poop, jacking off, Asian porn,
drugs and blasphemy.

Hi, my name is Darth
and I am a Pig Fucker.
Been two weeks without.

Oh verdant spring life
ye gentle flowers and rills
where's my freaking phone?

I came in my mouth
But it didn't taste like mine
It tasted like yours

Wouldn't it be nice
By visiting this website
Be cured of sickness

Look at me right now.
Right now in my eyes. Good. Breathe...
Listen to my thoughts!

some psychedelic furs right there
if you recognise me, look my way
now

Lets gang up on Darth
boycott poop and jerk-off verse
(but it's all he knows!)

DON'T YOU





FORGET ABOUT ME
DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T

This world is hard-cruel
Don't expect to get a chance.
No disappointment.

I will keep my sins.
Thank you very fucking much.
My ticket to hell.

This website is weird
Kinda like the Breakfast Club
But we re all poets

O, moist holy slit
Pardon Figpucker his sins
Cleanse him with tuna

Growing a moustache
Wish it would grow all over
In stripes, like a cat

Goddamnitall.
I want / need coffee.
Is it want or is it need?
Only the Holy Cunt of Zargoth know that!
Go ask it!

I looked in your eyes
I saw your disappointment
And then I punched you

Be more tolerant!
I can't help that my brain has
a menstrual cycle.

Think I should use pads?
Big question, wing or no wings?
Red Bull cunt rocket.

The Minstrel Menstrual Motor Cycle In The Gallery.
He once owned a Harley Davidson, and a Triumph Bonneville.
Counted his friend in, used up tampons.
Prays that he always will.

They won t stop talking
I told the psychiatrist
Who won t?
My farts, silly!

They won t stop talking
I told the psychiatrist
Who won

Atomic Fireballs
Dump the whole box in my mouth
Look at my red tongue

"look into my eyes"
That's just so fucking creepy
Worst one on here yet

fine fuck ok im
here, i was tired of fart
jokes and brain bleeds, geeze

Oversized pink comb
Carried in your back pocket
Let s see you use it

Men stru al blood
Rich, flavorful pizza sauce
Delivered monthly

If I were a whore
I would charge a thousand bucks
To just jack you off

Failed expectations
Fathers mistakes repeated
Teenagers suck ass!

Check under your bed
Don t be surprised when you find
This horny midget

Check under your bed
Don

Mad Mushroom Pizza
Tasted good on my burnt tongue
Your lips are better!

Semen on your hands?
You will grow hair on your palms
Look into my eyes

There's no argument
Expression through taking shits
Like writing poems

Mathematics Spears!
Galvanizing rhetoric
Simple Love Cedric!

If I saw man hands
naked, I'd have to fuck her
blackmail leverage

Seen limping away
Caravan of so called "poets"
Look into my eyes

We can all agree
Expression through poetry
Like taking a shit

The cars got smaller
Just get the windows tinted
Jerk off something

Meng Chiao and Li Po
will kick our sorry asses
for writing this stuff

First time held her hand
Can't remember what movie
Felt like a rocket

Conceived in back seats
Parked. Steaming up the windows
When we had sex drives

Judah and Tamar:
for a goat and signet ring
he notarized it.

If you want to fook
just fook- ask for permission
Get it notarized.

That way- no go jail
What hellish! modern! bull chit!
I miss the sixties

Reikan Buddha Eye
Indication- you can see
Things that others can't

Meng Chiao saw ghosts
put down his verse to explain
What most never see.

Meng Chiao saw ghosts
put down his verse to explain
What most never see.