BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
350 Days
and
68533 Haikus
later...
This website is weird
Kinda like the Breakfast Club
But we re all poets
Haiku #63586, by Starkitten of Dandruff Snowstorm
April 9, 2019 11:00 pm ET

O, moist holy slit
Pardon Figpucker his sins
Cleanse him with tuna
Haiku #63585, by Demon of Steeple
April 9, 2019 9:27 pm ET

Growing a moustache
Wish it would grow all over
In stripes, like a cat
Haiku #63584, by Wanda B.
April 9, 2019 9:26 pm ET

Goddamnitall.
I want / need coffee.
Is it want or is it need?
Only the Holy Cunt of Zargoth know that!
Go ask it!
Haiku #63583, by
April 9, 2019 9:24 pm ET

I looked in your eyes
I saw your disappointment
And then I punched you
Haiku #63582, by Pow of Kisser
April 9, 2019 9:23 pm ET

Be more tolerant!
I can't help that my brain has
a menstrual cycle.

Think I should use pads?
Big question, wing or no wings?
Red Bull cunt rocket.

The Minstrel Menstrual Motor Cycle In The Gallery.
He once owned a Harley Davidson, and a Triumph Bonneville.
Counted his friend in, used up tampons.
Prays that he always will.
Haiku #63581, by Darth Figpucker of Feeling Tully today.
April 9, 2019 9:20 pm ET

They won t stop talking
I told the psychiatrist
Who won t?
My farts, silly!
Haiku #63580, by Beanie of Toilet bowl
April 9, 2019 9:18 pm ET

They won t stop talking
I told the psychiatrist
Who won
Haiku #63579, by Beanie of Toilet bowl
April 9, 2019 9:18 pm ET

Atomic Fireballs
Dump the whole box in my mouth
Look at my red tongue
Haiku #63578, by SK of pNW
April 9, 2019 9:10 pm ET

"look into my eyes"
That's just so fucking creepy
Worst one on here yet
Haiku #63577, by Look between my thighs
April 9, 2019 9:09 pm ET

fine fuck ok im
here, i was tired of fart
jokes and brain bleeds, geeze
Haiku #63576, by vhs
April 9, 2019 8:25 pm ET

Oversized pink comb
Carried in your back pocket
Let s see you use it
Haiku #63575, by Catch me of Outside
April 9, 2019 6:19 pm ET

Men stru al blood
Rich, flavorful pizza sauce
Delivered monthly
Haiku #63574, by Red of Connecticut
April 9, 2019 6:17 pm ET

If I were a whore
I would charge a thousand bucks
To just jack you off
Haiku #63573, by Product of My environment
April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET

Failed expectations
Fathers mistakes repeated
Teenagers suck ass!
Haiku #63572, by Ledge of Kentucky
April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET

Check under your bed
Don t be surprised when you find
This horny midget
Haiku #63571, by Horny midget of Under bed
April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET

Check under your bed
Don
Haiku #63570, by Horny midget of Under bed
April 9, 2019 6:13 pm ET

Mad Mushroom Pizza
Tasted good on my burnt tongue
Your lips are better!
Haiku #63569, by Ledge of Kentucky
April 9, 2019 6:12 pm ET

Semen on your hands?
You will grow hair on your palms
Look into my eyes
Haiku #63568, by Anonymous Poet
April 9, 2019 6:10 pm ET

There's no argument
Expression through taking shits
Like writing poems
Haiku #63567, by Excuse me, I mean taking Tootsie Rolls.
April 9, 2019 6:08 pm ET

Mathematics Spears!
Galvanizing rhetoric
Simple Love Cedric!
Haiku #63566, by Ledge of Kentucky
April 9, 2019 6:04 pm ET

If I saw man hands
naked, I'd have to fuck her
blackmail leverage
Haiku #63565, by Ledge of Kentucky
April 9, 2019 6:00 pm ET

Seen limping away
Caravan of so called "poets"
Look into my eyes
Haiku #63564, by Poetry Robot of Front and center
April 9, 2019 5:27 pm ET

We can all agree
Expression through poetry
Like taking a shit
Haiku #63563, by Grunt of Oval of office
April 9, 2019 2:32 pm ET

The cars got smaller
Just get the windows tinted
Jerk off something
Haiku #63562, by Memory Lane
April 9, 2019 9:41 am ET

Meng Chiao and Li Po
will kick our sorry asses
for writing this stuff
Haiku #63561, by Omens and Fantasms of Malevolence from Tiger Cloud-Forest
April 9, 2019 9:19 am ET

First time held her hand
Can't remember what movie
Felt like a rocket
Haiku #63560, by Found her pic online 40 years later of She is STILL super HOT !
April 9, 2019 9:12 am ET

Conceived in back seats
Parked. Steaming up the windows
When we had sex drives
Haiku #63559, by All coming back to me of Boone's Farm
April 9, 2019 7:24 am ET

Judah and Tamar:
for a goat and signet ring
he notarized it.
Haiku #63558, by Genesis 38 of Highway To Heaven
April 9, 2019 7:22 am ET

If you want to fook
just fook- ask for permission
Get it notarized.

That way- no go jail
What hellish! modern! bull chit!
I miss the sixties
Haiku #63557, by Rolang of Hell I wouldn't know
April 9, 2019 5:14 am ET

Reikan Buddha Eye
Indication- you can see
Things that others can't
Haiku #63556, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
April 9, 2019 5:03 am ET

Meng Chiao saw ghosts
put down his verse to explain
What most never see.
Haiku #63555, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
April 9, 2019 4:51 am ET

Meng Chiao saw ghosts
put down his verse to explain
What most never see.
Haiku #63554, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
April 9, 2019 4:50 am ET

Li Po practiced sword
And killed others in duels-
then wrote a poem
Haiku #63553, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
April 9, 2019 4:48 am ET

Another lost fang
All compound things destroyed
Its Ok by me
Haiku #63552, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
April 9, 2019 4:38 am ET

My dick is so small
That it looks like a pussy
And I'm not joking
Haiku #63551, by Dick of A child
April 9, 2019 3:02 am ET

Louisville slugger
How you wield your flugelhorn
Makes all the difference
Haiku #63550, by Vas deferens
April 9, 2019 12:43 am ET

It's been a long time
The haiku is overgrown
But I cleared a path
Haiku #63549, by Return of the poet of Bad Haiku
April 9, 2019 12:41 am ET

If I had a wife
As long as his dick's bigger
She could cheat on me
Haiku #63548, by Measure of A man
April 9, 2019 12:40 am ET

Tingling sensation
Molesting the elderly
That tube was NOT lube
Haiku #63547, by Ben Gay of Wherever you find smelly arthritis
April 8, 2019 11:22 pm ET

Enthusiasm
In the world of Poetry
Translates as: boner
Haiku #63546, by Rural Guido of Leaning against fencepost. Wait, that's my penis
April 8, 2019 11:20 pm ET

What kind of webpage
Is this? I like the layout
For the webmaster
Haiku #63545, by dvd
April 8, 2019 10:24 pm ET

don't forget starkitten
i think her and df are having a kid
gonna name it darth starpucker iirc
vhs got bored
i come here when my antennaes
and wings get that funny
tingling sensation
Haiku #63544, by MONARCH
April 8, 2019 10:16 pm ET

Now Ben and Jacob
have to tolerate the Darth.
Should be interesting.
Haiku #63543, by Anonymous Poet
April 8, 2019 9:53 pm ET

Sweet is defined by
The sharp contrast between it
And the sourness
Haiku #63542, by alfamike
April 8, 2019 9:32 pm ET

Add Bailey's liqueur.
Liven's up any coffee.
Disguises the cum.
Haiku #63541, by My secretaries will never know!
April 8, 2019 9:22 pm ET

Sleep paralysis
Traumatize myself at night
Bilocational
Haiku #63540, by MANMOTH of here and there
April 8, 2019 9:22 pm ET

I look to the rock
From which I was been - makes me
Feel like a pebble
Haiku #63539, by Jacob ben Jacob
April 8, 2019 9:21 pm ET

Exiting cocoon
Blood pumps and fills fragile wings
Vulner-ability
Haiku #63538, by MONARCH
April 8, 2019 9:20 pm ET

Quite unlike your wife,
as the gigolos will say,
you had that coming.
Haiku #63537, by Louis Prima, Bing Crosby, or David Lee Roth?
April 8, 2019 9:19 pm ET