Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76968 Haiku later...

There are no other
dicks around here wroth sucking.
*wipes off chin with grin.
Haiku # 63602, April 10, 2019 9:06 pm ET
by df of Nantucket
Call me Arnold Layne.
You wouldn't understand that.
Not without Google.
Haiku # 63601, April 10, 2019 9:03 pm ET
by df
He came in his mouth
But that didn't make him gay
Sucking his dick did
Haiku # 63600, April 10, 2019 8:38 pm ET
by Evidence of Foul play
Verdant spring flowers,
fertilized by Darth's feces.
Smell like rotten cum.
Haiku # 63599, April 10, 2019 8:34 pm ET
by My name is Darth Figpucker of and I approve this message.
Well, I guess there's farts.
But farts area kind of like poop.
Butt-related stuff.
Haiku # 63598, April 10, 2019 8:32 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker.
Bleeding brain, mosquitoes,
poop, jacking off, Asian porn,
drugs and blasphemy.
Haiku # 63597, April 10, 2019 8:29 pm ET
by What else is there?!
Hi, my name is Darth
and I am a Pig Fucker.
Been two weeks without.
Haiku # 63596, April 10, 2019 8:24 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Pig Fuckers Anonymous Meeting, Nashville Chapter
Oh verdant spring life
ye gentle flowers and rills
where's my freaking phone?
Haiku # 63595, April 10, 2019 4:24 pm ET
by Phoney Baloney of Macaroni
I came in my mouth
But it didn't taste like mine
It tasted like yours
Haiku # 63594, April 10, 2019 12:50 pm ET
by Archbishop of Canterbury
Wouldn't it be nice
By visiting this website
Be cured of sickness
Haiku # 63593, April 10, 2019 9:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Look at me right now.
Right now in my eyes. Good. Breathe...
Listen to my thoughts!
Haiku # 63592, April 10, 2019 8:49 am ET
by Your friendly local satanic psychopath with a black hood on
some psychedelic furs right there
if you recognise me, look my way
now
Haiku # 63591, April 10, 2019 8:37 am ET
by vhs
Lets gang up on Darth
boycott poop and jerk-off verse
(but it's all he knows!)
Haiku # 63590, April 10, 2019 8:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
DON'T YOU





FORGET ABOUT ME
DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T
Haiku # 63589, April 10, 2019 1:28 am ET
by John Bender of my dad gave me cigarettes for my birthday
This world is hard-cruel
Don't expect to get a chance.
No disappointment.
Haiku # 63588, April 10, 2019 1:12 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
I will keep my sins.
Thank you very fucking much.
My ticket to hell.
Haiku # 63587, April 9, 2019 11:37 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Goddamn I hate selecting crosswalks.
This website is weird
Kinda like the Breakfast Club
But we re all poets
Haiku # 63586, April 9, 2019 11:00 pm ET
by Starkitten of Dandruff Snowstorm
O, moist holy slit
Pardon Figpucker his sins
Cleanse him with tuna
Haiku # 63585, April 9, 2019 9:27 pm ET
by Demon of Steeple
Growing a moustache
Wish it would grow all over
In stripes, like a cat
Haiku # 63584, April 9, 2019 9:26 pm ET
by Wanda B.
Goddamnitall.
I want / need coffee.
Is it want or is it need?
Only the Holy Cunt of Zargoth know that!
Go ask it!
Haiku # 63583, April 9, 2019 9:24 pm ET
by
I looked in your eyes
I saw your disappointment
And then I punched you
Haiku # 63582, April 9, 2019 9:23 pm ET
by Pow of Kisser
Be more tolerant!
I can't help that my brain has
a menstrual cycle.

Think I should use pads?
Big question, wing or no wings?
Red Bull cunt rocket.

The Minstrel Menstrual Motor Cycle In The Gallery.
He once owned a Harley Davidson, and a Triumph Bonneville.
Counted his friend in, used up tampons.
Prays that he always will.
Haiku # 63581, April 9, 2019 9:20 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Feeling Tully today.
They won t stop talking
I told the psychiatrist
Who won t?
My farts, silly!
Haiku # 63580, April 9, 2019 9:18 pm ET
by Beanie of Toilet bowl
They won t stop talking
I told the psychiatrist
Who won
Haiku # 63579, April 9, 2019 9:18 pm ET
by Beanie of Toilet bowl
Atomic Fireballs
Dump the whole box in my mouth
Look at my red tongue
Haiku # 63578, April 9, 2019 9:10 pm ET
by SK of pNW
"look into my eyes"
That's just so fucking creepy
Worst one on here yet
Haiku # 63577, April 9, 2019 9:09 pm ET
by Look between my thighs
fine fuck ok im
here, i was tired of fart
jokes and brain bleeds, geeze
Haiku # 63576, April 9, 2019 8:25 pm ET
by vhs
Oversized pink comb
Carried in your back pocket
Let s see you use it
Haiku # 63575, April 9, 2019 6:19 pm ET
by Catch me of Outside
Men stru al blood
Rich, flavorful pizza sauce
Delivered monthly
Haiku # 63574, April 9, 2019 6:17 pm ET
by Red of Connecticut
If I were a whore
I would charge a thousand bucks
To just jack you off
Haiku # 63573, April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Product of My environment
Failed expectations
Fathers mistakes repeated
Teenagers suck ass!
Haiku # 63572, April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
Check under your bed
Don t be surprised when you find
This horny midget
Haiku # 63571, April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Horny midget of Under bed
Check under your bed
Don
Haiku # 63570, April 9, 2019 6:13 pm ET
by Horny midget of Under bed
Mad Mushroom Pizza
Tasted good on my burnt tongue
Your lips are better!
Haiku # 63569, April 9, 2019 6:12 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
Semen on your hands?
You will grow hair on your palms
Look into my eyes
Haiku # 63568, April 9, 2019 6:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's no argument
Expression through taking shits
Like writing poems
Haiku # 63567, April 9, 2019 6:08 pm ET
by Excuse me, I mean taking Tootsie Rolls.
Mathematics Spears!
Galvanizing rhetoric
Simple Love Cedric!
Haiku # 63566, April 9, 2019 6:04 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
If I saw man hands
naked, I'd have to fuck her
blackmail leverage
Haiku # 63565, April 9, 2019 6:00 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
Seen limping away
Caravan of so called "poets"
Look into my eyes
Haiku # 63564, April 9, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Poetry Robot of Front and center
We can all agree
Expression through poetry
Like taking a shit
Haiku # 63563, April 9, 2019 2:32 pm ET
by Grunt of Oval of office
The cars got smaller
Just get the windows tinted
Jerk off something
Haiku # 63562, April 9, 2019 9:41 am ET
by Memory Lane
Meng Chiao and Li Po
will kick our sorry asses
for writing this stuff
Haiku # 63561, April 9, 2019 9:19 am ET
by Omens and Fantasms of Malevolence from Tiger Cloud-Forest
First time held her hand
Can't remember what movie
Felt like a rocket
Haiku # 63560, April 9, 2019 9:12 am ET
by Found her pic online 40 years later of She is STILL super HOT !
Conceived in back seats
Parked. Steaming up the windows
When we had sex drives
Haiku # 63559, April 9, 2019 7:24 am ET
by All coming back to me of Boone's Farm
Judah and Tamar:
for a goat and signet ring
he notarized it.
Haiku # 63558, April 9, 2019 7:22 am ET
by Genesis 38 of Highway To Heaven
If you want to fook
just fook- ask for permission
Get it notarized.

That way- no go jail
What hellish! modern! bull chit!
I miss the sixties
Haiku # 63557, April 9, 2019 5:14 am ET
by Rolang of Hell I wouldn't know
Reikan Buddha Eye
Indication- you can see
Things that others can't
Haiku # 63556, April 9, 2019 5:03 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Meng Chiao saw ghosts
put down his verse to explain
What most never see.
Haiku # 63555, April 9, 2019 4:51 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Meng Chiao saw ghosts
put down his verse to explain
What most never see.
Haiku # 63554, April 9, 2019 4:50 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Li Po practiced sword
And killed others in duels-
then wrote a poem
Haiku # 63553, April 9, 2019 4:48 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
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