BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
350 Days
and
68533 Haikus
later...
Look at me right now.
Right now in my eyes. Good. Breathe...
Listen to my thoughts!
Haiku #63592, by Your friendly local satanic psychopath with a black hood on
April 10, 2019 8:49 am ET

some psychedelic furs right there
if you recognise me, look my way
now
Haiku #63591, by vhs
April 10, 2019 8:37 am ET

Lets gang up on Darth
boycott poop and jerk-off verse
(but it's all he knows!)
Haiku #63590, by Anonymous Poet
April 10, 2019 8:24 am ET

DON'T YOU





FORGET ABOUT ME
DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T
Haiku #63589, by John Bender of my dad gave me cigarettes for my birthday
April 10, 2019 1:28 am ET

This world is hard-cruel
Don't expect to get a chance.
No disappointment.
Haiku #63588, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
April 10, 2019 1:12 am ET

I will keep my sins.
Thank you very fucking much.
My ticket to hell.
Haiku #63587, by Darth Figpucker of Goddamn I hate selecting crosswalks.
April 9, 2019 11:37 pm ET

This website is weird
Kinda like the Breakfast Club
But we re all poets
Haiku #63586, by Starkitten of Dandruff Snowstorm
April 9, 2019 11:00 pm ET

O, moist holy slit
Pardon Figpucker his sins
Cleanse him with tuna
Haiku #63585, by Demon of Steeple
April 9, 2019 9:27 pm ET

Growing a moustache
Wish it would grow all over
In stripes, like a cat
Haiku #63584, by Wanda B.
April 9, 2019 9:26 pm ET

Goddamnitall.
I want / need coffee.
Is it want or is it need?
Only the Holy Cunt of Zargoth know that!
Go ask it!
Haiku #63583, by
April 9, 2019 9:24 pm ET

I looked in your eyes
I saw your disappointment
And then I punched you
Haiku #63582, by Pow of Kisser
April 9, 2019 9:23 pm ET

Be more tolerant!
I can't help that my brain has
a menstrual cycle.

Think I should use pads?
Big question, wing or no wings?
Red Bull cunt rocket.

The Minstrel Menstrual Motor Cycle In The Gallery.
He once owned a Harley Davidson, and a Triumph Bonneville.
Counted his friend in, used up tampons.
Prays that he always will.
Haiku #63581, by Darth Figpucker of Feeling Tully today.
April 9, 2019 9:20 pm ET

They won t stop talking
I told the psychiatrist
Who won t?
My farts, silly!
Haiku #63580, by Beanie of Toilet bowl
April 9, 2019 9:18 pm ET

They won t stop talking
I told the psychiatrist
Who won
Haiku #63579, by Beanie of Toilet bowl
April 9, 2019 9:18 pm ET

Atomic Fireballs
Dump the whole box in my mouth
Look at my red tongue
Haiku #63578, by SK of pNW
April 9, 2019 9:10 pm ET

"look into my eyes"
That's just so fucking creepy
Worst one on here yet
Haiku #63577, by Look between my thighs
April 9, 2019 9:09 pm ET

fine fuck ok im
here, i was tired of fart
jokes and brain bleeds, geeze
Haiku #63576, by vhs
April 9, 2019 8:25 pm ET

Oversized pink comb
Carried in your back pocket
Let s see you use it
Haiku #63575, by Catch me of Outside
April 9, 2019 6:19 pm ET

Men stru al blood
Rich, flavorful pizza sauce
Delivered monthly
Haiku #63574, by Red of Connecticut
April 9, 2019 6:17 pm ET

If I were a whore
I would charge a thousand bucks
To just jack you off
Haiku #63573, by Product of My environment
April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET

Failed expectations
Fathers mistakes repeated
Teenagers suck ass!
Haiku #63572, by Ledge of Kentucky
April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET

Check under your bed
Don t be surprised when you find
This horny midget
Haiku #63571, by Horny midget of Under bed
April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET

Check under your bed
Don
Haiku #63570, by Horny midget of Under bed
April 9, 2019 6:13 pm ET

Mad Mushroom Pizza
Tasted good on my burnt tongue
Your lips are better!
Haiku #63569, by Ledge of Kentucky
April 9, 2019 6:12 pm ET

Semen on your hands?
You will grow hair on your palms
Look into my eyes
Haiku #63568, by Anonymous Poet
April 9, 2019 6:10 pm ET

There's no argument
Expression through taking shits
Like writing poems
Haiku #63567, by Excuse me, I mean taking Tootsie Rolls.
April 9, 2019 6:08 pm ET

Mathematics Spears!
Galvanizing rhetoric
Simple Love Cedric!
Haiku #63566, by Ledge of Kentucky
April 9, 2019 6:04 pm ET

If I saw man hands
naked, I'd have to fuck her
blackmail leverage
Haiku #63565, by Ledge of Kentucky
April 9, 2019 6:00 pm ET

Seen limping away
Caravan of so called "poets"
Look into my eyes
Haiku #63564, by Poetry Robot of Front and center
April 9, 2019 5:27 pm ET

We can all agree
Expression through poetry
Like taking a shit
Haiku #63563, by Grunt of Oval of office
April 9, 2019 2:32 pm ET

The cars got smaller
Just get the windows tinted
Jerk off something
Haiku #63562, by Memory Lane
April 9, 2019 9:41 am ET

Meng Chiao and Li Po
will kick our sorry asses
for writing this stuff
Haiku #63561, by Omens and Fantasms of Malevolence from Tiger Cloud-Forest
April 9, 2019 9:19 am ET

First time held her hand
Can't remember what movie
Felt like a rocket
Haiku #63560, by Found her pic online 40 years later of She is STILL super HOT !
April 9, 2019 9:12 am ET

Conceived in back seats
Parked. Steaming up the windows
When we had sex drives
Haiku #63559, by All coming back to me of Boone's Farm
April 9, 2019 7:24 am ET

Judah and Tamar:
for a goat and signet ring
he notarized it.
Haiku #63558, by Genesis 38 of Highway To Heaven
April 9, 2019 7:22 am ET

If you want to fook
just fook- ask for permission
Get it notarized.

That way- no go jail
What hellish! modern! bull chit!
I miss the sixties
Haiku #63557, by Rolang of Hell I wouldn't know
April 9, 2019 5:14 am ET

Reikan Buddha Eye
Indication- you can see
Things that others can't
Haiku #63556, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
April 9, 2019 5:03 am ET

Meng Chiao saw ghosts
put down his verse to explain
What most never see.
Haiku #63555, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
April 9, 2019 4:51 am ET

Meng Chiao saw ghosts
put down his verse to explain
What most never see.
Haiku #63554, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
April 9, 2019 4:50 am ET

Li Po practiced sword
And killed others in duels-
then wrote a poem
Haiku #63553, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
April 9, 2019 4:48 am ET

Another lost fang
All compound things destroyed
Its Ok by me
Haiku #63552, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
April 9, 2019 4:38 am ET

My dick is so small
That it looks like a pussy
And I'm not joking
Haiku #63551, by Dick of A child
April 9, 2019 3:02 am ET

Louisville slugger
How you wield your flugelhorn
Makes all the difference
Haiku #63550, by Vas deferens
April 9, 2019 12:43 am ET

It's been a long time
The haiku is overgrown
But I cleared a path
Haiku #63549, by Return of the poet of Bad Haiku
April 9, 2019 12:41 am ET

If I had a wife
As long as his dick's bigger
She could cheat on me
Haiku #63548, by Measure of A man
April 9, 2019 12:40 am ET

Tingling sensation
Molesting the elderly
That tube was NOT lube
Haiku #63547, by Ben Gay of Wherever you find smelly arthritis
April 8, 2019 11:22 pm ET

Enthusiasm
In the world of Poetry
Translates as: boner
Haiku #63546, by Rural Guido of Leaning against fencepost. Wait, that's my penis
April 8, 2019 11:20 pm ET

What kind of webpage
Is this? I like the layout
For the webmaster
Haiku #63545, by dvd
April 8, 2019 10:24 pm ET

don't forget starkitten
i think her and df are having a kid
gonna name it darth starpucker iirc
vhs got bored
i come here when my antennaes
and wings get that funny
tingling sensation
Haiku #63544, by MONARCH
April 8, 2019 10:16 pm ET

Now Ben and Jacob
have to tolerate the Darth.
Should be interesting.
Haiku #63543, by Anonymous Poet
April 8, 2019 9:53 pm ET