BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
235 Days
67686 Haikus
No American
Cares what color your hide is
Get over yourself

Just ride for the brand
Live by the Constitution
Get over your self

Some four hundred Blacks
Fought under George Washington
And Indians to

They made this nation
Along with their white brothers
Do not forget it.
Haiku #61938, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
February 2, 2019 6:19 pm ET

Best thing about God
He hates every one of us
Take comfort in that
Haiku #61937, by Anonymous Poet
February 2, 2019 5:27 pm ET

I'm not VHS...
Nations established by whites
in Europe and here!
Haiku #61936, by Go live in Underdeveloped World and Get Back to Me
February 2, 2019 2:42 pm ET

Tell us VHS....
Just what is a "white nation?"
The one built by slaves?

Or maybe it is
One stolen from the natives?
Yup, all POC

should have built a wall
Before 1492
Them dang immigrants
Haiku #61935, by Jesus loves me more than you
February 2, 2019 1:17 pm ET

Hula Hooping nude
Jump Back! Heaving mounds of lard
I'm shaking my junk
Haiku #61934, by Fun person
February 2, 2019 3:10 am ET

Going down the drain
Washed clean of our earthly sins
Is God a wizard?
Haiku #61933, by Cowering Skywatcher of Hiding
February 2, 2019 3:07 am ET

While high on bath salts,
Trump tells CIA to hack
badhaiku dot com.
Haiku #61932, by Anonymous Poet
February 2, 2019 1:21 am ET

Disconnected call
The future is butt dialing
Fart busy signal
Haiku #61931, by Noticer of Details
February 1, 2019 10:43 pm ET

Tsunami waves in my tub
Washed hair with Haiku
Haiku #61930, by Starkitten of Bath Tub
February 1, 2019 8:33 pm ET

What the old bag said
Cheaper Accommodations
She's in a casket
Haiku #61929, by Big Grandma of Cheap Canadian Biotch
February 1, 2019 7:59 pm ET

Totally agree!
I am fighting on your side!
Phuck the rest of them...
Haiku #61928, by Hasta la Victoria of Siempre
February 1, 2019 7:17 pm ET

America has-
Always been diverse-jive ass!
Read some history...
Haiku #61927, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
February 1, 2019 4:27 pm ET

Demonrat Commies
Tearing apart our nation
Destroying bastards!

Caracas nit wits
destroyed Venezuela
AOC don't care

She is a moron
Mind full of leftist mush
Wants free chit for all

Move to Caracas
Take your brain dead fans with you
To Socialist hell
Haiku #61926, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
February 1, 2019 4:18 pm ET

Today's immigrants
all flock to the White Nations
so how is White bad ?
Haiku #61925, by Hypocrisies of Multiculturalism
February 1, 2019 2:27 pm ET

Transmission of Bad Haiku
Now Automatic
Haiku #61924, by Starkitten of Vinyl
February 1, 2019 1:27 pm ET

we write so long then
come back to sneak in and say
hi then leave again
Haiku #61923, by vhs
February 1, 2019 11:05 am ET

Oh no, Basho-San--
my brand-new robot girlfriend
is writing Haiku
Haiku #61922, by Fun to Recharge of Automatic Geisha
February 1, 2019 11:02 am ET

Er, hop shuffle step
Ball change ball change, hop shuffle..
I will never stop
Haiku #61921, by Tap Dancing of On your sidewalk
February 1, 2019 2:06 am ET

I don
Haiku #61920, by The actual holes of Not like Munchkins or Timbits
February 1, 2019 2:04 am ET

I use it to zap houseguests
Who use my toilet
Haiku #61919, by Air bnb of Toilet seat electric chair
February 1, 2019 12:26 am ET

Cats are partying
A fine dime bag of catnip
Tails wave like glow sticks
Haiku #61918, by Cat Raver of Cat Rave
February 1, 2019 12:00 am ET

Sucking a lemon
At the trumpet recital
Laughing in my sleeve
Haiku #61917, by Starkitten of the Pacific Northwest of Trumpet recital
January 31, 2019 10:18 pm ET

a man told me some
thing but, the thing he told me
was just some more words
Haiku #61916, by vhs
January 31, 2019 10:14 pm ET

Muh Diversity
Waah! Waah! Muh Identity...
Feminism. SKREEEECH!
Haiku #61915, by Tomas Bezmenov of Leetle Russian Magnet on your Fridge
January 31, 2019 4:08 pm ET

That's right, Wong Lofan
Venezuela's an old house
falling apart fast...
Haiku #61914, by Entropy Enhanced
January 31, 2019 3:03 pm ET

Watch it fall apart
If you learn to enjoy it
It makes life easy
Haiku #61913, by Old One of Ethers
January 31, 2019 1:55 pm ET

The rotten bastards
Were supposed to fix the house
They fooked it up worse

It seems those days
No one knows their GD job
incompetent fools!
Haiku #61912, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 31, 2019 1:53 pm ET

Most Americans
have no idea about
Venezuela's fate
Haiku #61911, by Maracas of Caracas
January 31, 2019 1:53 pm ET

Dull behaviorists
Pavlov and B.F. Skinner.
What a bunch of twits.
Haiku #61910, by Piaget Too
January 31, 2019 12:48 pm ET

aw who am i kidding
responses stimulus and
do it all over
Haiku #61909, by vhs of rewind
January 31, 2019 8:47 am ET

sit back to camp go
fishing real people, fuck this
this is meaningless
Haiku #61908, by vhs
January 31, 2019 8:34 am ET

something like blah blah blah
yada yada yada
pretty much this is
Haiku #61907, by vhs
January 31, 2019 7:13 am ET

there is nothing more
to say but quietly send
the clowns far away
Haiku #61906, by vhs
January 31, 2019 7:05 am ET

and offense, unashamed
of their evil ways
Haiku #61905, by vhs
January 31, 2019 7:03 am ET

Cry crocodile tears
Go now, cry in your stale beers
Cry me a river
Haiku #61904, by Whiner
January 31, 2019 4:02 am ET

They come from Florida
Reptiles. Stocks and Bonds
Haiku #61903, by Crocodile Purse of Laughing all the way to the bank
January 31, 2019 3:59 am ET

nothing to guess pearls thrown
to swine are trampled then they
turn to rend others
Haiku #61902, by vhs
January 31, 2019 2:51 am ET

Are the waffles blue
And if so, that is your clue
The chef was guess who
Haiku #61901, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2019 10:07 pm ET

waffle house is just
freaking heaven and i dont
talk food too much, y'all
Haiku #61900, by vhs of send waffle house to yankee lands, right away!
January 30, 2019 8:31 pm ET

Oh not this again
Someone said we breathe the farts
Of Adolph Hitler
Haiku #61899, by He stinx
January 30, 2019 5:46 pm ET

The Hero returns
Fresh battle scars and tall tales
But now, let us feast!
Haiku #61898, by Hamberders for everyone
January 30, 2019 4:32 pm ET

Only one person
talks about poo rubbing off...
And who might that be?
Haiku #61897, by The Mighty Darth of Figpuckery
January 30, 2019 3:37 pm ET

Haiku #61896, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2019 3:27 pm ET

Is this really true?
Their greatness rubs off on you?
How about the poo?
Haiku #61895, by I love Haiku
January 30, 2019 1:49 pm ET

Don't usually do this but I though of all of you fellow Haikooks:

(...When you write a haiku, the masters from Matsuo Basho to Kobayashi Issa are also remembered, and your readers give a mental nod in their direction. Some of their excellence rubs off on your work, merely through you applying the discipline of the form.)

from M. Bijman:
Haiku #61894, by Matsuo Koboyashi of 575 High Ku Ave.
January 30, 2019 11:44 am ET

Time waits for no one-
its a damn good fooking thing
when times up- thats it.
Haiku #61893, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 30, 2019 6:17 am ET

I held open-door
She said "chivalry not dead"
Was thinking.. with head
Haiku #61892, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 30, 2019 6:10 am ET

Home depot or hell?
Wander around- can't find chit
Hell same--as depot-
Haiku #61891, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 30, 2019 6:00 am ET

Caveman rebellion:
Time to storm projection room
(Plato's Cave Act II)
Haiku #61890, by True Illumination of Eternal Day
January 30, 2019 5:56 am ET

there comes a time when
real life wins, no answer back
no more platos cave
Haiku #61889, by vhs
January 30, 2019 4:41 am ET