Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 105 Days and 70157 Haikus later...

Best thing about God
He hates every one of us
Take comfort in that
Haiku # 61937, February 2, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not VHS...
Nations established by whites
in Europe and here!
Haiku # 61936, February 2, 2019 2:42 pm ET
by Go live in Underdeveloped World and Get Back to Me
Tell us VHS....
Just what is a "white nation?"
The one built by slaves?

Or maybe it is
One stolen from the natives?
Yup, all POC

should have built a wall
Before 1492
Them dang immigrants
Haiku # 61935, February 2, 2019 1:17 pm ET
by Jesus loves me more than you
Hula Hooping nude
Jump Back! Heaving mounds of lard
I'm shaking my junk
Haiku # 61934, February 2, 2019 3:10 am ET
by Fun person
Going down the drain
Washed clean of our earthly sins
Is God a wizard?
Haiku # 61933, February 2, 2019 3:07 am ET
by Cowering Skywatcher of Hiding
While high on bath salts,
Trump tells CIA to hack
badhaiku dot com.
Haiku # 61932, February 2, 2019 1:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Disconnected call
The future is butt dialing
Fart busy signal
Haiku # 61931, February 1, 2019 10:43 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Unbelievable
Tsunami waves in my tub
Washed hair with Haiku
Haiku # 61930, February 1, 2019 8:33 pm ET
by Starkitten of Bath Tub
What the old bag said
Cheaper Accommodations
She's in a casket
Haiku # 61929, February 1, 2019 7:59 pm ET
by Big Grandma of Cheap Canadian Biotch
Totally agree!
I am fighting on your side!
Phuck the rest of them...
Haiku # 61928, February 1, 2019 7:17 pm ET
by Hasta la Victoria of Siempre
America has-
Always been diverse-jive ass!
Read some history...
Haiku # 61927, February 1, 2019 4:27 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Demonrat Commies
Tearing apart our nation
Destroying bastards!

Caracas nit wits
destroyed Venezuela
AOC don't care

She is a moron
Mind full of leftist mush
Wants free chit for all

Move to Caracas
Take your brain dead fans with you
To Socialist hell
Haiku # 61926, February 1, 2019 4:18 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Today's immigrants
all flock to the White Nations
so how is White bad ?
Haiku # 61925, February 1, 2019 2:27 pm ET
by Hypocrisies of Multiculturalism
TVC15
Transmission of Bad Haiku
Now Automatic
Haiku # 61924, February 1, 2019 1:27 pm ET
by Starkitten of Vinyl
we write so long then
come back to sneak in and say
hi then leave again
Haiku # 61923, February 1, 2019 11:05 am ET
by vhs
Oh no, Basho-San--
my brand-new robot girlfriend
is writing Haiku
Haiku # 61922, February 1, 2019 11:02 am ET
by Fun to Recharge of Automatic Geisha
Er, hop shuffle step
Ball change ball change, hop shuffle..
I will never stop
Haiku # 61921, February 1, 2019 2:06 am ET
by Tap Dancing of On your sidewalk
I don
Haiku # 61920, February 1, 2019 2:04 am ET
by The actual holes of Not like Munchkins or Timbits
Electricity
I use it to zap houseguests
Who use my toilet
Haiku # 61919, February 1, 2019 12:26 am ET
by Air bnb of Toilet seat electric chair
Cats are partying
A fine dime bag of catnip
Tails wave like glow sticks
Haiku # 61918, February 1, 2019 12:00 am ET
by Cat Raver of Cat Rave
Sucking a lemon
At the trumpet recital
Laughing in my sleeve
Haiku # 61917, January 31, 2019 10:18 pm ET
by Starkitten of the Pacific Northwest of Trumpet recital
a man told me some
thing but, the thing he told me
was just some more words
Haiku # 61916, January 31, 2019 10:14 pm ET
by vhs
Muh Diversity
Waah! Waah! Muh Identity...
Feminism. SKREEEECH!
Haiku # 61915, January 31, 2019 4:08 pm ET
by Tomas Bezmenov of Leetle Russian Magnet on your Fridge
That's right, Wong Lofan
Venezuela's an old house
falling apart fast...
Haiku # 61914, January 31, 2019 3:03 pm ET
by Entropy Enhanced
Watch it fall apart
If you learn to enjoy it
It makes life easy
Haiku # 61913, January 31, 2019 1:55 pm ET
by Old One of Ethers
The rotten bastards
Were supposed to fix the house
They fooked it up worse

It seems those days
No one knows their GD job
incompetent fools!
Haiku # 61912, January 31, 2019 1:53 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Most Americans
have no idea about
Venezuela's fate
Haiku # 61911, January 31, 2019 1:53 pm ET
by Maracas of Caracas
Dull behaviorists
Pavlov and B.F. Skinner.
What a bunch of twits.
Haiku # 61910, January 31, 2019 12:48 pm ET
by Piaget Too
aw who am i kidding
responses stimulus and
do it all over
Haiku # 61909, January 31, 2019 8:47 am ET
by vhs of rewind
sit back to camp go
fishing real people, fuck this
this is meaningless
Haiku # 61908, January 31, 2019 8:34 am ET
by vhs
something like blah blah blah
yada yada yada
pretty much this is
Haiku # 61907, January 31, 2019 7:13 am ET
by vhs
there is nothing more
to say but quietly send
the clowns far away
Haiku # 61906, January 31, 2019 7:05 am ET
by vhs
intimidation
and offense, unashamed
of their evil ways
Haiku # 61905, January 31, 2019 7:03 am ET
by vhs
Cry crocodile tears
Go now, cry in your stale beers
Cry me a river
Haiku # 61904, January 31, 2019 4:02 am ET
by Whiner
Investigators
They come from Florida
Reptiles. Stocks and Bonds
Haiku # 61903, January 31, 2019 3:59 am ET
by Crocodile Purse of Laughing all the way to the bank
nothing to guess pearls thrown
to swine are trampled then they
turn to rend others
Haiku # 61902, January 31, 2019 2:51 am ET
by vhs
Are the waffles blue
And if so, that is your clue
The chef was guess who
Haiku # 61901, January 30, 2019 10:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
waffle house is just
freaking heaven and i dont
talk food too much, y'all
Haiku # 61900, January 30, 2019 8:31 pm ET
by vhs of send waffle house to yankee lands, right away!
Oh not this again
Someone said we breathe the farts
Of Adolph Hitler
Haiku # 61899, January 30, 2019 5:46 pm ET
by He stinx
The Hero returns
Fresh battle scars and tall tales
But now, let us feast!
Haiku # 61898, January 30, 2019 4:32 pm ET
by Hamberders for everyone
Only one person
talks about poo rubbing off...
And who might that be?
Haiku # 61897, January 30, 2019 3:37 pm ET
by The Mighty Darth of Figpuckery
Someone
Haiku # 61896, January 30, 2019 3:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Is this really true?
Their greatness rubs off on you?
How about the poo?
Haiku # 61895, January 30, 2019 1:49 pm ET
by I love Haiku
Don't usually do this but I though of all of you fellow Haikooks:

(...When you write a haiku, the masters from Matsuo Basho to Kobayashi Issa are also remembered, and your readers give a mental nod in their direction. Some of their excellence rubs off on your work, merely through you applying the discipline of the form.)

from M. Bijman:
https://sevencircumstances.com/poetry-and-lyrics/why-i-hate-poetry/
Haiku # 61894, January 30, 2019 11:44 am ET
by Matsuo Koboyashi of 575 High Ku Ave.
Time waits for no one-
its a damn good fooking thing
when times up- thats it.
Haiku # 61893, January 30, 2019 6:17 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
I held open-door
She said "chivalry not dead"
Was thinking.. with head
Haiku # 61892, January 30, 2019 6:10 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Home depot or hell?
Wander around- can't find chit
Hell same--as depot-
Haiku # 61891, January 30, 2019 6:00 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Caveman rebellion:
Time to storm projection room
(Plato's Cave Act II)
Haiku # 61890, January 30, 2019 5:56 am ET
by True Illumination of Eternal Day
there comes a time when
real life wins, no answer back
no more platos cave
Haiku # 61889, January 30, 2019 4:41 am ET
by vhs
i still get mad at
the critiques out there but you
know this...learn to code
Haiku # 61888, January 30, 2019 3:34 am ET
by vhs
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