BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
278 Days
and
65584 Haikus
later...
You make the art here.
Get your head out of your ass.
Fear God. Then create.
Haiku #60710, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 11:46 am ET

Here there is no art.
I think I've said that before.
No one believes me.
Haiku #60709, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 3, 2018 8:27 am ET

I do not
Haiku #60708, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 3, 2018 8:26 am ET

Give that girl some mustard!
Haiku #60707, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 3, 2018 8:25 am ET

The penis is a hot dog.
Haiku #60706, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 3, 2018 8:25 am ET

The Grinch has dog penis.
Haiku #60705, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 3, 2018 8:24 am ET

The dog has grinch feet
Haiku #60704, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 1:48 am ET

Even though I
Haiku #60703, by Diarrhea dancer
November 3, 2018 1:25 am ET

With each somersault
I release diarrhea
Look, I made a trail
Haiku #60702, by Acrobutt
November 3, 2018 1:22 am ET

Doc. Darth Figpucker
His Haiku can cure the sick
Stop Diarrhea
Haiku #60701, by Sick person
November 3, 2018 1:21 am ET

Do midgets have big dicks?
Or do they just look bigger
On midget body
Haiku #60700, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 1:17 am ET

YOU give her cunnilingus.
Haiku #60699, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 3, 2018 1:13 am ET

It only lets me write one line of haiku
Haiku #60698, by Because I have watery of Diarrhea
November 3, 2018 12:57 am ET

Give your wife cunnilingus
Haiku #60697, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 12:55 am ET

I have diarrhea
Haiku #60696, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 12:54 am ET

Are midgets
Haiku #60695, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 12:42 am ET

Are midgets
Haiku #60694, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 12:42 am ET

Wanted to goose you
Make your neck hairs stand on end
Maybe something else
Haiku #60693, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 12:40 am ET

Just want a smidgen
I guess I need new sandals
You hear me creepin
Haiku #60692, by Jeez us of Eye of the Tiger
November 3, 2018 12:38 am ET

I can smell Jesus
Like a hot musky tiger
Prowling for my soul
Haiku #60691, by Religious Inexperience
November 3, 2018 12:26 am ET

I rigged all the votes.
President Figpucker has
a nice ring to it.
Haiku #60690, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 2, 2018 8:00 pm ET

Starkitten, you'd just
need a small strap on green bean.
She would never know.
Haiku #60689, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 2, 2018 7:44 pm ET

I'm so excited
about vote-rigging and fraud
Bring it on, twinkies
Haiku #60688, by Anonymous Poet
November 2, 2018 5:06 pm ET

Sorry. HIS fat wife...
Or should I say "Rubenesque".
No penis. Got it.
Haiku #60687, by Figpucker Intervention Squad
November 2, 2018 4:56 pm ET

I can't fuck your wife
I'm a woman. Have no penis.
She'd know the difference
Haiku #60686, by Starkitten
November 2, 2018 3:20 pm ET

Your fat horny wife
Waits in vain for your Haiku.
(Your well-placed Haiku . . .)
Haiku #60685, by Haiku Police of Syllabic Task-Force Unit 575
November 2, 2018 11:39 am ET

My fat horny wife is waiting for me to come to be and I'm not in the mood to hump a sack of lard right now so I'm staying up pretending to work but instead really just writing shit on here so I don't have to pound the pig tonight and smell that fat woman sweat and I wish she would get really drunk so I'd just pay someone else to fuck her and she'd think it was me. Starkitten, you want some extra cash? I'd ask Cuntfart Cunt, but Jesus, diseases, you know.
Haiku #60684, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 2, 2018 10:28 am ET

I'd be shit-faced drunk,
Lying in my own vomit.
But no, calculus.
Haiku #60683, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 2, 2018 10:22 am ET

And sadly, of course,
if you read my haiku, then
you can smell my corpse.
Haiku #60682, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 2, 2018 10:06 am ET

What's amazing is
that when I read your haiku,
I can see your corpse.
Haiku #60681, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 2, 2018 10:04 am ET

It is nothing new.
When I look in the mirror
I see my own corpse.
Haiku #60680, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 2, 2018 10:02 am ET

One, two, three, four, five.
Count them! Five. Five Syllables!
MWAH HAH HAH HA HAAAH!

*Boom crackle crash*
Haiku #60679, by The Count of Sesame Street
November 2, 2018 10:00 am ET

Severed limbs still twitch;
Wet blood sprayed on walls,clotting . . .
You see your own corpse
Haiku #60678, by Out of Patience Out of Inspiration of Out of Body Experience
November 2, 2018 9:58 am ET

We love Haiku more
than life itself. Look within:
Empty eye sockets
Haiku #60677, by the light of November Moon SICK of HAIKU
November 2, 2018 9:51 am ET

Drink from filthy skull!
Drink fresh blood of bad haiku.
Golden hordes rampant.
Haiku #60676, by Chinkis Khan loves DJT of Haiku will violate your crypt, rip out your soul
November 2, 2018 9:45 am ET

I alone remain
Surveying Haiku corpse-mound:
stench of foul verses
Haiku #60675, by Blue + Red = RED of Red + 1 = TRUTH
November 2, 2018 9:39 am ET

Quiet on the front.
Time to reload Haiku guns.
Bad verse: shoot to kill
Haiku #60674, by REDREDREDREDREDRED (blue) REDREDRED
November 2, 2018 9:34 am ET

Stop writing Haiku?
Pry phone from my cold dead hands.
I'll write from the grave.
Haiku #60673, by Anonymous Poet
November 2, 2018 7:34 am ET

Did I mention TRUMP?
The greatest statesman ever:
The Orange green light!
Haiku #60672, by voting RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED
November 2, 2018 7:29 am ET

Nationalism:
It's the new globalism
So suck it, Lemon
Haiku #60671, by Anonymous Poet
November 2, 2018 7:24 am ET

Orange Donald juice
With a big bag of Cheetos:
crunch crunch crunch crunch YES!
Haiku #60670, by Anonymous Poet
November 2, 2018 7:06 am ET

Will kill for Orange.
Worse yet: will write bad haiku.
Fear the coming storm!
Haiku #60669, by Anonymous Poet
November 2, 2018 7:01 am ET

Orange! Orange or
Plunge into globalist hell...
More Orange please, sir.
Haiku #60668, by Anonymous Poet
November 2, 2018 6:59 am ET

Your/my only hope:
Cheeto administration.
Bow to Orange Man!
Haiku #60667, by ba by ba by ba by of yeah yeah yeah
November 2, 2018 6:51 am ET

The syllables count.
That Oriental craftsmanship.
Haiku is SO dull.
Haiku #60666, by Anonymous Poet
November 2, 2018 6:48 am ET

You're wrong, vhs.
Since when did anything work?
Entropy is Lord.
Haiku #60665, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 2, 2018 5:34 am ET

Haiku go kaka
Haiku #60664, by Anonymous Poet
November 2, 2018 4:54 am ET

I
Haiku #60663, by Anonymous Poet
November 1, 2018 11:17 pm ET

I
Haiku #60662, by Anonymous Poet
November 1, 2018 11:16 pm ET

I
Haiku #60661, by Anonymous Poet
November 1, 2018 11:09 pm ET