Transsexual storms.
Hurriphoons and/or tycanes.
Sharing hemispheres.
But hurricanes and
typhoons don't want tornadoes
to be molested.
by
Born a month late. Breech
Traffic Jam in Birth Canal
Detour thru Rear End
by Birth Stories of A long time ago in 🇨🇦
Married on Monday
Newbie groom hid in bathroom
But his goose was cooked
by First Ever Meatless Monday
Kapre...Big Galoot
21 Balut Salute
Big Hairy skin flute
by King Kong
Haven't been caught yet
Creeping around his back stairs
Starkitten Lightfoot
by Starkitten of Rainy Day People of f Pacific Northwest
Fuck the stupid birds
We are going to eat them
They are gods mistake
by Braedon of Ontario canada
Bad Haikufucius
He who meditate in john
Have shitty outlook
by Starkitten
And chops off the cock
of Starkitten the Noisy,
Destroyer of Words.
by
Ooooo, I love that book!
Conan the librarian!
She conquers ten books!
by
Library so quiet
All patrons are behaving
You can hear pin drop
by Starkitten Librarian
If your cock falls off
and no feminists hear it
did it sill fall off?
by
Gems sparkle at night
Some gems are worthless garbage
Some gems are dumb glass
by Secret Poetess of Painting
Long Pig food kiosk.
Cloned human flesh at low price!
Penis on a stick.
by Spider Jerusalem
Boat rocks under me
Waves hit the land: tsunami !
Nice sea-shells on shore
by Secret Poetess of collecting gems
Thai food is the best.
Filippino food sucks ass.
Balut eggs are gross!
by
I shouldn't ask this.
Is it wrong to eat children?
So fat and juicy.
by
Asian food is bad
I don't like egg in my food
Disgusting raw fish
by Secret Poetess of Asian Food
He got an implant.
Penis version two point oh.
Comes with Windows 10.
by
Mooncakes taste so good
They are full of nasty eggs
Lava-lamp feel hot
by the rising of the moon, autumn is here
Broke the piñata
With his "Louisville Slugger"
Werthers Avalanche!
by Starkitten
But "they" weren't hiding.
Grandpa was the one hiding.
With a big boner.
In addition they
also gave him three hookers
and 10 grams of coke.
He used to smoke crack.
But that was back in the day.
Now it was plain coke.
How can hillbillies
afford to buy so much coke?
That's a good question.
by
The perfect surprise
When they came out of hiding
"Happy Birthday, Gramps!"
by Starkitten of Portraits of Autumn
He climbed down into
the outhouse shithole so he
could see vagina.
by
Grandpa Ciderpants
Pressed for time. He's all business.
Sprint to the outhouse.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest U pick Turd Orchard
That's not good for you.
You might catch H I Voo Doo.
Or the blue waffles.
by Anonymous Poet
Do not write haiku.
You'll become gay if you do.
Then you might pound poo.
by df
Confabulation?
It's an abombination:
Infibulation.
by naming enemy, you cause power of enemy to weaken
I got angry enough
to turn this off one time
and watch something die
I would let it die
and let it go, just spasm
a few more times then
by vhs
look, I'm busy in
real life, I'm not as old as
you with the time there
if you keep it up
I might quite altogether
say fuck it and out
of real life fear just
delete everything and
break my laptop here
or annoyance I'm not sure
by vhs
NOTEBOOK PAPER (SLAM!!)
WRITE SOME COCK A DOODY HAIKU
YOU DIRTY BIRDIES!!
by Pig biting mad of 2nd location I'm kidnapping you to
Quiet as Jonestown here
A sea of tossed plastic cups
Drank Bad Haikul-Aid?
by Starkitten and John Boy Walton's Mole of Reporting Live
I figured it out
You have to sit still longer
To write the poems
by Starkitten
Haiku good for Earth
Less trees wasted on poems
More toilet paper
by Starkitten
Bad Haiku like farts.
Essential. Pure Distilled oil.
Poem: Toilet coil
by JBWM
Used to date poet
Tried to kill himself with pills
He had tiny feet
by Anonymous Poet
What, no poets here?
You ALL fail to pass the test.
Haiku fails you now.
by failing to shine, you prove you are of the Darkness.
Now, back to those clits:
Crying out for their owners
in Somalia . . .
by excising the clit, you make a poor argument of Islam
I am sick of sex
(not the deed--but as Haiku).
I want POETRY!
by visiting my blog you will partake of poetry: www.connecthook
We're true gentlemen
Just look at Mr. Seahorse!
Carrying babies
by Henry the Octopus formerly known as Ten Penny Henry the Octopus before he gave his mummified Penis to his wife for a Christmas P of Under the Sea
Mummified Penis
Reminds me of O. Henry
Gift of the Magi
She kept it secret
Had her cunt sewed shut for you
...something's in my eye
by Starkitten 2nd box of Kleenex from crying over heartwarming holiday story of Ten Penny Henry on his 4th box of Kleenex for spooge
Octopus Garden
Undersea.. um.. " Shrivelry "
To the Bathysphere!!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Male octopi
will give their penis to their
mate for sex and snack.
I'd like to do that.
Would beat dealing with my wife.
Thinking about it.
Should I mummify
my shlong and present it as
a holiday gift?
And Van Gogh thought he
was so fucking romantic.
I think cocks beat ears.
by Darth Figpucker
Question for the boys
When an Octopus jerks off
Grab dink with 8 arms?
by Starkitten of Cloud 9
Bring your French Tickler
I'll be waiting at airport
Captain Feathersword
by Starkitten
Henry Octopus
Fruit Salad..Mashed banana
Cephalopod Porn
by Starkitten of On top and Down Under
The Church, The Wiggles
Two great bands from Down Under
Nudge Nudge and wink wink
by Starkitten
Your Haiku is large
Try low mileage vaginas
Ask for Starkitten
by Pacific Northwest Low Mileage Vaginas of Under the Milky Way Tonight
Harrumph to you, good sir!
Harrumph, I say!
by Darth Figpucker, Esq.
You should not sniff ass.
It is disgusting and wrong.
That is what dogs do.
by df
I must hypothesize that Don Hertzfeldt's spoon and banana were symbols of a penis and vagina. Though no one would typically eat a banana with a spoon unless the banana was in cereal or perhaps mashed into some kind of dessert but I have heard sex referred to as "mashing" that pussy, so maybe the mashed banana was referring to a vagina needing to be mashed by a large penis.
My spoon is too big. My spoon is too big. My spoon is too big.
You can feel the frustration of having a penis that is too large and no woman would want it.
But then along comes the giant walking banana.
I am a banana.
And everything is set right with the world. The giant walking banana can be mashed and eaten by the giant spoon. Or the enormous gaping snatch finally finds a penis worthy of its incredibly wide diameter.
by df
