Perfect Gentleman
Went to the Sorebonne you know
Sore in a good way

My virginity
I lost it on the golf course
A true hole in one

Not like Caddyshack
This time Bill Murray made friends
With a cute beaver

Really, Donald Trump?
Why not just wipe your YUGE rump
With your red tie

I was going to write a haiku, but now I'll have to excuse myself b/c I have to go take a shit... not I have to excuse myself for saying I was going to take a shit and not just saying "use the restroom" like a polite person would say and now I have to excuse myself for shitting my pants b/c I took too long to type this message and I guess there is just no excuse for my bad behavior.... Mommy! Come wipe me!

Dark side of the moon
Somewhere over the rainbow
Pot o ' Mind Control

Here comes Donald Trump
Raw dogging an old tree stump
I mean, Barbara Bush

Quick, Throw him in jail!
Take a guess who posted bail?
A horny peacock!

Bad man at the zoo
Sodomized the kangaroo!
And the joey too!!

He jumped from a plane
Parachuted down to Earth
Fucked her corpse. True Love.

You got it way wrong.
Copulating Tortises?
George and Barbara Bush!

A day at the zoo
Daddy why is that bad man
Pulling his small worm?

That's a big fat NOPE!
Flying simian semen
should never be missed.

I mean to say that
the semen flies, not the apes.
Toto, is this Oz?

It may not be Oz,
But it ain't fuckin' Kansas!
Rock band reference.

Toto and Kansas.
Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
Love Judy Garland.

Dr. Doolittle
Maybe you should just stay home
Watch Zaboomafoo

Tomorrow I go watch the monkeys beat off and civet cats shit out coffee beans to be roasted for my next morning's brew and crocodiles to be turned into ornaments, pouches, bags, and croc-on-a-stick street meat treats. The giant turtle is fun, but it's more fun when they're humping and there's only a lonely one of them... very very sad. Tortoises copulating is an amazing show and even more fun watching the parents explain the "game" they are playing.
Then I will have chocolate covered lizard testes or something like that. How fun. Anything to entertain the monsters.

You fat mother fuckers eating your Goddam Froot Loops and bovine teat juice homogenized hormonized whore moans dirty Johns and dirty toilet cereal serial bowls, you do it again and again in the back alleys cereal bowling alleys begging for a fix of sugar and added vitamins you sick diseased fuckheads! You are the downfall of the human race! I hope you all die!... Oh, and can you pass the sugar and cream...
Slurrrrpppp... ahhhhh... that's much better. Thank you.

thank you, I'll have to
get a box of froot loops the
next time I'm about

Just letting you know
You have offended my bird
Toucan Sam I am

Fucking Endless loops.
We'll never be enlightened.
Circles are evil.

Look what they have done!
You can blame humanity.
I blame the circles.

Pave the world with tar.
So the circles can spin 'round.
Dull conic sections.

Frogs don't need circles.
They have orgies all through spring.
And are food for snakes.

(Which is no bad thing!)

The frogs are content
without circles or poems
to clog up their minds.

Fuck fuck eat swim fuck.
I am so fucking jealous.
Life without circles.



I have to go feed my tortoise now.
Byeeee...

1 x=0
2 If x=0 goto 1
3 Boogidie Boogidie Boo Be Dop Shlop-a-Roo Bam Boom!

i am glad i do
have regrets, somehow i feel
more human that way

its not over till the
big guy sez it is over
so let it be

The world is asleep
While unknown overlords rule
The future is bleak

So I saw the 1st purge and it was even more stupid than I thought it would be. Seems like Holy Hollywood is trying to divide the races by anti-white futuristic movies. Hitler would be amazed and amused.

I thought that was Sting
He delivered my pizza
Handcuffed me too

You might like tight pussy,
but when it's time to pop out some kids
You'll be thankful she's got
a huge gaping cunt.
Those tiny twats rack up huge doctor bills.
Fucking C-sections.

Police everywhere
Starting to feel paranoid
Must meet their quota

Looking back in time
I don't have any regrets
I'd do it again.

insanity is a
demon called offense, it aims
to silence those who

speak to another
via anger, division
youth, thy idea is

fire, burn the books for
The Cause, but then they will burn
you,fires of hell

unquenchable

my head is down, i
step on my glasses, and clench
my fists in anger

why is humanity tearing down
its own history in social suicide?

right turn clyde or right
any which way but leftist
is what i should say

When he drove Big Bird
What did they do with his turds?
Toss out the window?

waylon jennings would
have had a fit over the
plot holes in that one

Sure, right off a cliff
So hard to see in this fog
Oops. Just killed Boss Hog

sometimes the greatest
rebellion is to have fun
wave your dixie flags

drive the general lee

Relaxing Milk Bath
Pasteurized? Homogenized?
Just up to my chin.

Fart in the milk bath
Hey, Crappucino au lait
My friends went away

I want to quit life.
Not to die, just quit life.
Live under a bridge.

Jump out at children.
"Delicious meat! Juicy sweet!"
Wearing troll costume.

Farting in public.
Talking to people not there.
Collecting boogers.

so they wanna cut
alex jones out of the scene...
marxist lesbians...

need a slap across the face

so some pissy black
clad gangs want to replace the
states with marxism

lesbianism...
take that spiral dance and tell
starhawk, fly off...broom...

so youve read our ol'
pastor of intimidation
fighting here now

and of fucking course
i had to find my kurt cobain
book...here we are now...

Funyuns. Smokes. Cheap Beer.
Midnight ride of John Bevere.
Satan Bait sold here

Take Seattle Slew
You win some.You lose a few.
Just don't become glue.

Sir if I were you
Standing in that muddy slough
Crank out some Bad Haiku!

if i give up on folks
because of an offense then
God gives up on me

the whole quest of the
book Pilgrim's Progress is the
sidetracks to the one

city on the hill, that
is the goal...is the the slough
of despond I'm in?

the urge to retreat
and sit back and turn off the
world is a strong urge

i get the urge to
quit on line forums and let
people be, quitting

long term "projects" to
go within, giving up on
people as not

reliable at all

You look just like him
And I'm Mary Tyler Moore.
Pop goes the Weezer!

Bad Haiku. So Quiet.
You can hear chirping crickets
And Buddy Holly, too.

Then came the Spring thaw
Sorest ass I ever saw.
Seen my thesaurus?