Tomorrow I go watch the monkeys beat off and civet cats shit out coffee beans to be roasted for my next morning's brew and crocodiles to be turned into ornaments, pouches, bags, and croc-on-a-stick street meat treats. The giant turtle is fun, but it's more fun when they're humping and there's only a lonely one of them... very very sad. Tortoises copulating is an amazing show and even more fun watching the parents explain the "game" they are playing.
Then I will have chocolate covered lizard testes or something like that. How fun. Anything to entertain the monsters.