You fat mother fuckers eating your Goddam Froot Loops and bovine teat juice homogenized hormonized whore moans dirty Johns and dirty toilet cereal serial bowls, you do it again and again in the back alleys cereal bowling alleys begging for a fix of sugar and added vitamins you sick diseased fuckheads! You are the downfall of the human race! I hope you all die!... Oh, and can you pass the sugar and cream...
Slurrrrpppp... ahhhhh... that's much better. Thank you.