thank you, I'll have to
get a box of froot loops the
next time I'm about

Just letting you know
You have offended my bird
Toucan Sam I am

Fucking Endless loops.
We'll never be enlightened.
Circles are evil.

Look what they have done!
You can blame humanity.
I blame the circles.

Pave the world with tar.
So the circles can spin 'round.
Dull conic sections.

Frogs don't need circles.
They have orgies all through spring.
And are food for snakes.

(Which is no bad thing!)

The frogs are content
without circles or poems
to clog up their minds.

Fuck fuck eat swim fuck.
I am so fucking jealous.
Life without circles.



I have to go feed my tortoise now.
Byeeee...

1 x=0
2 If x=0 goto 1
3 Boogidie Boogidie Boo Be Dop Shlop-a-Roo Bam Boom!

i am glad i do
have regrets, somehow i feel
more human that way

its not over till the
big guy sez it is over
so let it be

The world is asleep
While unknown overlords rule
The future is bleak

So I saw the 1st purge and it was even more stupid than I thought it would be. Seems like Holy Hollywood is trying to divide the races by anti-white futuristic movies. Hitler would be amazed and amused.

I thought that was Sting
He delivered my pizza
Handcuffed me too

You might like tight pussy,
but when it's time to pop out some kids
You'll be thankful she's got
a huge gaping cunt.
Those tiny twats rack up huge doctor bills.
Fucking C-sections.

Police everywhere
Starting to feel paranoid
Must meet their quota

Looking back in time
I don't have any regrets
I'd do it again.

insanity is a
demon called offense, it aims
to silence those who

speak to another
via anger, division
youth, thy idea is

fire, burn the books for
The Cause, but then they will burn
you,fires of hell

unquenchable

my head is down, i
step on my glasses, and clench
my fists in anger

why is humanity tearing down
its own history in social suicide?

right turn clyde or right
any which way but leftist
is what i should say

When he drove Big Bird
What did they do with his turds?
Toss out the window?

waylon jennings would
have had a fit over the
plot holes in that one

Sure, right off a cliff
So hard to see in this fog
Oops. Just killed Boss Hog

sometimes the greatest
rebellion is to have fun
wave your dixie flags

drive the general lee

Relaxing Milk Bath
Pasteurized? Homogenized?
Just up to my chin.

Fart in the milk bath
Hey, Crappucino au lait
My friends went away

I want to quit life.
Not to die, just quit life.
Live under a bridge.

Jump out at children.
"Delicious meat! Juicy sweet!"
Wearing troll costume.

Farting in public.
Talking to people not there.
Collecting boogers.

so they wanna cut
alex jones out of the scene...
marxist lesbians...

need a slap across the face

so some pissy black
clad gangs want to replace the
states with marxism

lesbianism...
take that spiral dance and tell
starhawk, fly off...broom...

so youve read our ol'
pastor of intimidation
fighting here now

and of fucking course
i had to find my kurt cobain
book...here we are now...

Funyuns. Smokes. Cheap Beer.
Midnight ride of John Bevere.
Satan Bait sold here

Take Seattle Slew
You win some.You lose a few.
Just don't become glue.

Sir if I were you
Standing in that muddy slough
Crank out some Bad Haiku!

if i give up on folks
because of an offense then
God gives up on me

the whole quest of the
book Pilgrim's Progress is the
sidetracks to the one

city on the hill, that
is the goal...is the the slough
of despond I'm in?

the urge to retreat
and sit back and turn off the
world is a strong urge

i get the urge to
quit on line forums and let
people be, quitting

long term "projects" to
go within, giving up on
people as not

reliable at all

You look just like him
And I'm Mary Tyler Moore.
Pop goes the Weezer!

Bad Haiku. So Quiet.
You can hear chirping crickets
And Buddy Holly, too.

Then came the Spring thaw
Sorest ass I ever saw.
Seen my thesaurus?

Wintertime. Kinda hard.
Wiping with a Christmas card.
Got figgy pudding?

Wiped his bum with leaves
Or while bringing in the sheaves.
Behold, Thoreausoreass

A pot to piss in
When Henry David Thoreau
Really had to go

honestly im in
my go to walden mood, do
not pass go, leave here

are you knowing the
more you keep going i will
energizer, too?

Wake up, vhs!
How the Hell are you doing?
Fresh haiku brewing

Eat Alphabet Soup
And every day you will poop
Bestsellers to read!

Get into the groove
Got to make your bowels move,
Hey, Poop to the beat.

I'm not feeling the
groove, introvert comes out must
sleep till the end times

i heard a man went
nuts long ago who sold books
I'm glad i didn't buy

books from that guy and
i got away from that guy as quick
as i could do so

i get stone temple pilots
and social justice warriors
mixed up sometimes, maybe
a band called social justice
warriors needs to come out and
put the so called justice warriors
to get offended and then egg them on when their attempts at intimidation cease to work, the doxxing, the shaming, look in the mirror they see blue hair

I've officially lost it
stupid bitch in a cafe got
all wound up when i said
I voted for trump and the lady said no i can't take it then i walked down the street wondering if that old boomer
geezer wondered if i should off myself over it and would ever think because of that convo i began to not value my own life

and for fuck sakes if
donald trump turns water into wine
and these drugged out hippie-o-crits
start burning the flag, claiming they hate america...well for fuck sakes when these assholes actually
experience world war three or some other horrid event, they'll be crying for real rather than the retarded mock crying of xanax
let them have their own "cannibalism" by eating themselves

so if i get these
paranoid hints in my mind whilst
real life is jabbering around me
clueless to what i do on line
and i get irritated with the real life drama of vanilla people whilst dealing with "thrilling" people on line, which fucking
one am i escaping from?

man i just get tired of this
stuff when i think it might
affect me in real life
and threaten the ones i love
because i think the person on
the other end might really be nuts