Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #58879
Fucking Endless loops.
We'll never be enlightened.
Circles are evil.

Look what they have done!
You can blame humanity.
I blame the circles.

Pave the world with tar.
So the circles can spin 'round.
Dull conic sections.

Frogs don't need circles.
They have orgies all through spring.
And are food for snakes.

(Which is no bad thing!)

The frogs are content
without circles or poems
to clog up their minds.

Fuck fuck eat swim fuck.
I am so fucking jealous.
Life without circles.



I have to go feed my tortoise now.
Byeeee...
Haiku #58879
Posted: August 23, 2018 7:40 pm ET
Poet & location: Discontentment equivalent x^2 + y^2 = r^2 of Pootville.