Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 64 Days and 78028 Haiku later...
Fucking Endless loops.
We'll never be enlightened.
Circles are evil.

Look what they have done!
You can blame humanity.
I blame the circles.

Pave the world with tar.
So the circles can spin 'round.
Dull conic sections.

Frogs don't need circles.
They have orgies all through spring.
And are food for snakes.

(Which is no bad thing!)

The frogs are content
without circles or poems
to clog up their minds.

Fuck fuck eat swim fuck.
I am so fucking jealous.
Life without circles.



I have to go feed my tortoise now.
Byeeee...
Haiku # 58879 August 23, 2018 7:40 pm ET
by Discontentment equivalent x^2 + y^2 = r^2 of Pootville.
1 x=0
2 If x=0 goto 1
3 Boogidie Boogidie Boo Be Dop Shlop-a-Roo Bam Boom!
Haiku # 58878 August 23, 2018 7:21 pm ET
by Pootie Tootie Fruitie in ma Bootie
i am glad i do
have regrets, somehow i feel
more human that way
Haiku # 58877 August 23, 2018 8:19 am ET
by vhs of the sinner thing...
its not over till the
big guy sez it is over
so let it be
Haiku # 58876 August 23, 2018 4:31 am ET
by vhs
The world is asleep
While unknown overlords rule
The future is bleak
Haiku # 58875 August 23, 2018 2:17 am ET
by Kent Dorfman
So I saw the 1st purge and it was even more stupid than I thought it would be. Seems like Holy Hollywood is trying to divide the races by anti-white futuristic movies. Hitler would be amazed and amused.
Haiku # 58874 August 23, 2018 1:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I thought that was Sting
He delivered my pizza
Handcuffed me too
Haiku # 58873 August 23, 2018 1:08 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest of Big enough umbrellas
You might like tight pussy,
but when it's time to pop out some kids
You'll be thankful she's got
a huge gaping cunt.
Those tiny twats rack up huge doctor bills.
Fucking C-sections.
Haiku # 58872 August 23, 2018 1:07 am ET
by Poot!
Police everywhere
Starting to feel paranoid
Must meet their quota
Haiku # 58871 August 23, 2018 12:26 am ET
by Kent Dorfman of Manly
Looking back in time
I don't have any regrets
I'd do it again.
Haiku # 58870 August 23, 2018 12:06 am ET
by Kent Dorfman of Manly
insanity is a
demon called offense, it aims
to silence those who

speak to another
via anger, division
youth, thy idea is

fire, burn the books for
The Cause, but then they will burn
you,fires of hell

unquenchable
Haiku # 58869 August 22, 2018 10:57 pm ET
by vhs
my head is down, i
step on my glasses, and clench
my fists in anger

why is humanity tearing down
its own history in social suicide?
Haiku # 58868 August 22, 2018 10:46 pm ET
by vhs
right turn clyde or right
any which way but leftist
is what i should say
Haiku # 58867 August 21, 2018 11:18 pm ET
by vhs of clint is republican
When he drove Big Bird
What did they do with his turds?
Toss out the window?
Haiku # 58866 August 21, 2018 9:35 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Birdseed Dispensary
waylon jennings would
have had a fit over the
plot holes in that one
Haiku # 58865 August 21, 2018 8:55 pm ET
by vhs of ...just the good ol boys
Sure, right off a cliff
So hard to see in this fog
Oops. Just killed Boss Hog
Haiku # 58864 August 21, 2018 5:05 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
sometimes the greatest
rebellion is to have fun
wave your dixie flags

drive the general lee
Haiku # 58863 August 21, 2018 7:39 am ET
by vhs
Relaxing Milk Bath
Pasteurized? Homogenized?
Just up to my chin.

Fart in the milk bath
Hey, Crappucino au lait
My friends went away
Haiku # 58862 August 21, 2018 12:43 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest of My cows bring their milkshakes to the yard
I want to quit life.
Not to die, just quit life.
Live under a bridge.

Jump out at children.
"Delicious meat! Juicy sweet!"
Wearing troll costume.

Farting in public.
Talking to people not there.
Collecting boogers.
Haiku # 58861 August 20, 2018 11:53 pm ET
by
so they wanna cut
alex jones out of the scene...
marxist lesbians...

need a slap across the face
Haiku # 58860 August 20, 2018 10:05 pm ET
by vhs
so some pissy black
clad gangs want to replace the
states with marxism

lesbianism...
take that spiral dance and tell
starhawk, fly off...broom...
Haiku # 58859 August 20, 2018 10:03 pm ET
by vhs of ...broom broom!
so youve read our ol'
pastor of intimidation
fighting here now
Haiku # 58858 August 20, 2018 10:01 pm ET
by vhs of john bevere joins the literary meme category?
and of fucking course
i had to find my kurt cobain
book...here we are now...
Haiku # 58857 August 20, 2018 9:59 pm ET
by vhs
Funyuns. Smokes. Cheap Beer.
Midnight ride of John Bevere.
Satan Bait sold here
Haiku # 58856 August 20, 2018 5:51 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest of Dung Heap grade flyswatters
Take Seattle Slew
You win some.You lose a few.
Just don't become glue.
Haiku # 58855 August 20, 2018 5:42 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Haiku Whisperer and Neighsayer
Sir if I were you
Standing in that muddy slough
Crank out some Bad Haiku!
Haiku # 58854 August 20, 2018 5:33 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
if i give up on folks
because of an offense then
God gives up on me
Haiku # 58853 August 20, 2018 12:58 pm ET
by vhs of the spirit of offense....john bevere
the whole quest of the
book Pilgrim's Progress is the
sidetracks to the one

city on the hill, that
is the goal...is the the slough
of despond I'm in?
Haiku # 58852 August 20, 2018 11:37 am ET
by vhs
the urge to retreat
and sit back and turn off the
world is a strong urge
Haiku # 58851 August 20, 2018 10:47 am ET
by vhs
i get the urge to
quit on line forums and let
people be, quitting

long term "projects" to
go within, giving up on
people as not

reliable at all
Haiku # 58850 August 20, 2018 10:21 am ET
by vhs
You look just like him
And I'm Mary Tyler Moore.
Pop goes the Weezer!
Haiku # 58849 August 19, 2018 8:15 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Bad Haiku. So Quiet.
You can hear chirping crickets
And Buddy Holly, too.
Haiku # 58848 August 19, 2018 8:05 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Room Clearing Service Ltd.
Then came the Spring thaw
Sorest ass I ever saw.
Seen my thesaurus?
Haiku # 58847 August 19, 2018 11:53 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!
Wintertime. Kinda hard.
Wiping with a Christmas card.
Got figgy pudding?
Haiku # 58846 August 19, 2018 11:47 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Wiped his bum with leaves
Or while bringing in the sheaves.
Behold, Thoreausoreass
Haiku # 58845 August 19, 2018 11:39 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
A pot to piss in
When Henry David Thoreau
Really had to go
Haiku # 58844 August 19, 2018 11:28 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Transcendental Urination Quality Control
honestly im in
my go to walden mood, do
not pass go, leave here
Haiku # 58843 August 19, 2018 9:03 am ET
by vhs
are you knowing the
more you keep going i will
energizer, too?
Haiku # 58842 August 19, 2018 9:02 am ET
by vhs
Wake up, vhs!
How the Hell are you doing?
Fresh haiku brewing
Haiku # 58841 August 19, 2018 3:03 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Eat Alphabet Soup
And every day you will poop
Bestsellers to read!
Haiku # 58840 August 19, 2018 12:41 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Get into the groove
Got to make your bowels move,
Hey, Poop to the beat.
Haiku # 58839 August 19, 2018 12:23 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
I'm not feeling the
groove, introvert comes out must
sleep till the end times
Haiku # 58838 August 18, 2018 10:27 pm ET
by vhs
i heard a man went
nuts long ago who sold books
I'm glad i didn't buy

books from that guy and
i got away from that guy as quick
as i could do so
Haiku # 58837 August 18, 2018 10:25 pm ET
by vhs
i get stone temple pilots
and social justice warriors
mixed up sometimes, maybe
a band called social justice
warriors needs to come out and
put the so called justice warriors
to get offended and then egg them on when their attempts at intimidation cease to work, the doxxing, the shaming, look in the mirror they see blue hair
Haiku # 58836 August 18, 2018 10:00 pm ET
by vhs
I've officially lost it
stupid bitch in a cafe got
all wound up when i said
I voted for trump and the lady said no i can't take it then i walked down the street wondering if that old boomer
geezer wondered if i should off myself over it and would ever think because of that convo i began to not value my own life
Haiku # 58835 August 18, 2018 9:58 pm ET
by vhs
and for fuck sakes if
donald trump turns water into wine
and these drugged out hippie-o-crits
start burning the flag, claiming they hate america...well for fuck sakes when these assholes actually
experience world war three or some other horrid event, they'll be crying for real rather than the retarded mock crying of xanax
let them have their own "cannibalism" by eating themselves
Haiku # 58834 August 18, 2018 9:56 pm ET
by vhs
so if i get these
paranoid hints in my mind whilst
real life is jabbering around me
clueless to what i do on line
and i get irritated with the real life drama of vanilla people whilst dealing with "thrilling" people on line, which fucking
one am i escaping from?
Haiku # 58833 August 18, 2018 9:52 pm ET
by vhs
man i just get tired of this
stuff when i think it might
affect me in real life
and threaten the ones i love
because i think the person on
the other end might really be nuts
Haiku # 58832 August 18, 2018 9:51 pm ET
by vhs
Try our Phish and Chips
We only have one waitress
Fast enough for you?
Haiku # 58831 August 18, 2018 8:32 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Piping hot for you...
John, Paul, George, and Ringo too
Splendid Beatle Stew!
Haiku # 58830 August 18, 2018 8:12 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
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