I thought that was Sting
He delivered my pizza
Handcuffed me too
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest of Big enough umbrellas
You might like tight pussy,
but when it's time to pop out some kids
You'll be thankful she's got
a huge gaping cunt.
Those tiny twats rack up huge doctor bills.
Fucking C-sections.
by Poot!
Police everywhere
Starting to feel paranoid
Must meet their quota
by Kent Dorfman of Manly
Looking back in time
I don't have any regrets
I'd do it again.
by Kent Dorfman of Manly
insanity is a
demon called offense, it aims
to silence those who
speak to another
via anger, division
youth, thy idea is
fire, burn the books for
The Cause, but then they will burn
you,fires of hell
unquenchable
by vhs
my head is down, i
step on my glasses, and clench
my fists in anger
why is humanity tearing down
its own history in social suicide?
by vhs
right turn clyde or right
any which way but leftist
is what i should say
by vhs of clint is republican
When he drove Big Bird
What did they do with his turds?
Toss out the window?
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Birdseed Dispensary
waylon jennings would
have had a fit over the
plot holes in that one
by vhs of ...just the good ol boys
Sure, right off a cliff
So hard to see in this fog
Oops. Just killed Boss Hog
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
sometimes the greatest
rebellion is to have fun
wave your dixie flags
drive the general lee
by vhs
Relaxing Milk Bath
Pasteurized? Homogenized?
Just up to my chin.
Fart in the milk bath
Hey, Crappucino au lait
My friends went away
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest of My cows bring their milkshakes to the yard
I want to quit life.
Not to die, just quit life.
Live under a bridge.
Jump out at children.
"Delicious meat! Juicy sweet!"
Wearing troll costume.
Farting in public.
Talking to people not there.
Collecting boogers.
by
so they wanna cut
alex jones out of the scene...
marxist lesbians...
need a slap across the face
by vhs
so some pissy black
clad gangs want to replace the
states with marxism
lesbianism...
take that spiral dance and tell
starhawk, fly off...broom...
by vhs of ...broom broom!
so youve read our ol'
pastor of intimidation
fighting here now
by vhs of john bevere joins the literary meme category?
and of fucking course
i had to find my kurt cobain
book...here we are now...
by vhs
Funyuns. Smokes. Cheap Beer.
Midnight ride of John Bevere.
Satan Bait sold here
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest of Dung Heap grade flyswatters
Take Seattle Slew
You win some.You lose a few.
Just don't become glue.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Haiku Whisperer and Neighsayer
Sir if I were you
Standing in that muddy slough
Crank out some Bad Haiku!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
if i give up on folks
because of an offense then
God gives up on me
by vhs of the spirit of offense....john bevere
the whole quest of the
book Pilgrim's Progress is the
sidetracks to the one
city on the hill, that
is the goal...is the the slough
of despond I'm in?
by vhs
the urge to retreat
and sit back and turn off the
world is a strong urge
by vhs
i get the urge to
quit on line forums and let
people be, quitting
long term "projects" to
go within, giving up on
people as not
reliable at all
by vhs
You look just like him
And I'm Mary Tyler Moore.
Pop goes the Weezer!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Bad Haiku. So Quiet.
You can hear chirping crickets
And Buddy Holly, too.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Room Clearing Service Ltd.
Then came the Spring thaw
Sorest ass I ever saw.
Seen my thesaurus?
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!
Wintertime. Kinda hard.
Wiping with a Christmas card.
Got figgy pudding?
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Wiped his bum with leaves
Or while bringing in the sheaves.
Behold, Thoreausoreass
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
A pot to piss in
When Henry David Thoreau
Really had to go
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Transcendental Urination Quality Control
honestly im in
my go to walden mood, do
not pass go, leave here
by vhs
are you knowing the
more you keep going i will
energizer, too?
by vhs
Wake up, vhs!
How the Hell are you doing?
Fresh haiku brewing
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Eat Alphabet Soup
And every day you will poop
Bestsellers to read!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Get into the groove
Got to make your bowels move,
Hey, Poop to the beat.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
I'm not feeling the
groove, introvert comes out must
sleep till the end times
by vhs
i heard a man went
nuts long ago who sold books
I'm glad i didn't buy
books from that guy and
i got away from that guy as quick
as i could do so
by vhs
i get stone temple pilots
and social justice warriors
mixed up sometimes, maybe
a band called social justice
warriors needs to come out and
put the so called justice warriors
to get offended and then egg them on when their attempts at intimidation cease to work, the doxxing, the shaming, look in the mirror they see blue hair
by vhs
I've officially lost it
stupid bitch in a cafe got
all wound up when i said
I voted for trump and the lady said no i can't take it then i walked down the street wondering if that old boomer
geezer wondered if i should off myself over it and would ever think because of that convo i began to not value my own life
by vhs
and for fuck sakes if
donald trump turns water into wine
and these drugged out hippie-o-crits
start burning the flag, claiming they hate america...well for fuck sakes when these assholes actually
experience world war three or some other horrid event, they'll be crying for real rather than the retarded mock crying of xanax
let them have their own "cannibalism" by eating themselves
by vhs
so if i get these
paranoid hints in my mind whilst
real life is jabbering around me
clueless to what i do on line
and i get irritated with the real life drama of vanilla people whilst dealing with "thrilling" people on line, which fucking
one am i escaping from?
by vhs
man i just get tired of this
stuff when i think it might
affect me in real life
and threaten the ones i love
because i think the person on
the other end might really be nuts
by vhs
Try our Phish and Chips
We only have one waitress
Fast enough for you?
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Piping hot for you...
John, Paul, George, and Ringo too
Splendid Beatle Stew!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Cultures that can claim
exquisite culinary
delights piss me off.
by How dare they?!?! of Not in Trump-land.
Grasshoppers taste good.
Scorpions have a nice crunch.
Tarantulas... Nope!
by df
Ok, Just got here
Please tell me where to park my
Big pink bathysphere
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
I don't do windows.
I'll wear a smile, nothing more
Knock, Knock, on your door
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Blood spills with rigor
Quiet noise emerged at last
Fall reaching nothing
by [redacted]
come to my window
im not a lesbian but
i'll be home soon...i'll..
by vhs