unfortunately, that my friend
is what happens to snap
decaying social systems vack in shape

too many people left to their own
devices well, empty mall spaces

A kick start such as?
A gigantic tsunami?
A nuclear war?

Seriously though, I really feel the only way the human race is going to advance is if a horrible disaster shakes and wakes and even then I have strong doubts. We like the easy path all too much. Look at me now. I could be cleaning litter off the beach at this very moment, but I'm being a math whore on my computer.

Given the balanced reaction if x moles of A react with y moles of B, which is the limiting reactant and what are the theoretical yields of C and D in units of grams, and the percent yield of C given that z grams of it were produced and Big Bird takes it up the wazzoo from Snuffy all night long while high on crack?

Yep, I'm so awesome. Look at me go. Watch me whip, watch me nay nay.... whatever the fuck that even means.

things could improve but
it needs a good kickstart to
rile life up again

i HATE HaaTE facebook, fakebook
mark suckerburgs piggy bank..
give me geocities

no, i agree, but
despite the loss of bookstores,
record stores, video stores,
we still have discord servers
and The Hitler Parodies
Damn Fourth Turnings...i miss
Bjork

Things keep getting worse.
Has anyone noticed this?
Or is it just me?

Christ... Yes, Clerks is from the 90's.
There were video rental stores in the 90's.
People didn't vegetate to Farcebook and PooTube All day.
Bill Clinton was president.
And my rectum wasn't prolapsed.
The good old days.
Or something.

clerks was a movie
found their soundtrack, seems dated
video rentals???

The wife is asleep.
Now it's time to download porn.
I'll spunk in her shoe.

I have to give up.
What do you call such people?
And now the drum roll.....

what do you call a
person concieved at a drive
in movie theatre

On a serious
note, I recall that John Wayne
Bobbit had a kid...

conceived in one of
his reattached penis flicks.
Now that's one cool kid!

I am so jealous.
Imagine being a porn
baby from Bobbit.

Is gen-XXX
anyone conceived in a
70's porn flick?

To disturbitate
is to masturbate in a
disturbing manner.

The bad thing about
being a whore is the lack
of any real sleep.

I see why white trash
losers enjoy meth so much.
But I have coffee.

Considering the
way I brew my coffee, it
is far worse than meth.

If I had a dime
for each time vhs used
the phrase "gen-x", well...

the whole baby boom
falls under prophet gen as
neil howe said.. And mine

gen x would just like
to walk away, look up the
poem footprints which

could be found in much
christian bookstorage, and read
the damn thing for me

i have no idea
you know sugar is bad so
think on those ideas

Do you know what's the
LD-50 in humans
for Coca-Cola?

Asking for a friend.
But we know that is a lie.
I don't have any.

Electricity
induced erotic pleasure
ballistic semen.

life has to go on
even when the shock of death
stalks the live wires

keeping you all in my
thoughts right now

Pachyderm sperm worm
in the permafrost got lost.
Recreate mammoths.

I think I'll have the
large McMastodon burger
with heirloom French fries.

I know what you'll say.
Sadly, dino DNA
no longer exists.

Snuffalupagus.
Homosexuality.
Inappropriate.

charles bukowski...hmm
1997 or so
the big lebowski

paralells between the two?

Walking in circles
Cold, raining, miserable
Dog won't defecate

actually wrote a
cthulhu story long time
ago...sandwiches...

ive seen cthulhu
i thought it would go good with
cocktail sauce, fried up

the damn thing fled

Caught no fish today
Insanity is going
Fishing Tomorrow

five minutes and an
hour before work, alexa
whats a haiku?

answer: never ask me that again
you misogynist to female computer
programs...

You don't understand
the enormity of the
situation here.

That is the best phrase
that has ever been uttered
in a porn movie.

I feel bad for the
cephalopods of Japan;
the things they must do.

Then they are eaten.
Horrible, just horrible.
And not even kissed.

He had girls panties,
having been worn and not washed,
stuffed in his brief case.

A Japanese man
read the haiku on this site
and died from disgust.

Dadaism sucks.
Salvador Dali is dead.
Giraffe frog clock pie.

Allergic to cats
Own a cat I love dearly
Love means suffering

im dealing with so called
real life so i will get back
to you after ... life

But the same guy writes books about
Magic and vaginal exercises so
I'm not sure how seriously I take him

Learned about it from a guy that grew
Superweed for the government in the
70's, Lunar Base Alpha I think it was Called, they figured it would be good
To know how to do in lunar conditions
All for science of course

Catalyzing the fusion of deuterium
With muons but then surviving the Flood of radiation and stuff
The real tricky part unless the goal
Is to be a walking neutron and gamma Ray emitter which could be a cool party Trick if you really really want everyone At the party to die a horrible death

Does dueteration
of fullerenes have useful
possibilities.

For example is
superconductivity
affected or increased.

Or perhaps it's the
critical temperature
that's affected.

But deuterium
would increase the entropy.
So it is doubtful.

Oh, by the way, sir,
I just made a horrific
thundering flatus.

Buckminster Fuller
probably never did that.
He was no chemist!

Geodesic domes
cannot contain my flatus!
They are too caustic.

There's nothing quite like
getting drunk at a cock fight
in South East Asia.

Win lots of money.
Then buy a cheap prostitute.
Get an STD.

Give it to your wife.
So you'll soon get a divorce.
And lose your children.

And pay child support.
For the next fifteen plus years.
Goddamn that rooster!

This story's moral:
Never put blame on yourself.
Blame then animal.

And when you next eat
at Chick Fil-A, be happy
that chickens suffer.

If you've never seen
penile implants exploding
count yourself lucky.

Gastric upheaval
Explosive diarrhea
Nauseating stench

Titles like
"Synthesis of Perdeuterofullerane: C60D36 Evidences of Isotope Effect in the Stability of C60 D36"
Are basically porn to me
Turns me on

I wonder what Floppyboots Boy
Is up to these days and if he is finally
The sidekick of Lobster Man?

Also some people do well with soy
Others do not
Either way hemp protein is superior
Trump certainly has a multitude
Of multifaceted flaws
But at least he seems to be allowing
States to make up their own minds
Regarding the controversial herb

Everyone's brainwashed
Programmed by someone
The distinction is only
Who is actually reading
The user agreement
And whose brand you're buying

Woe to the soyboys
With testosterone levels
Of 90 year olds

But however I
Support their decision to
Not compete gene-wise

if cats ruled the world
i think we would be too busy
going aww, to fight