Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #58496
The bad thing about
being a whore is the lack
of any real sleep.

I see why white trash
losers enjoy meth so much.
But I have coffee.

Considering the
way I brew my coffee, it
is far worse than meth.
Haiku #58496
Posted: April 26, 2018 8:35 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker, The Highly Inappropriate Math Whore Who Sometimes Writes Offensive Poetry and/or Stories and/or Novels.