what do you call a
person concieved at a drive
in movie theatre

On a serious
note, I recall that John Wayne
Bobbit had a kid...

conceived in one of
his reattached penis flicks.
Now that's one cool kid!

I am so jealous.
Imagine being a porn
baby from Bobbit.

Is gen-XXX
anyone conceived in a
70's porn flick?

To disturbitate
is to masturbate in a
disturbing manner.

The bad thing about
being a whore is the lack
of any real sleep.

I see why white trash
losers enjoy meth so much.
But I have coffee.

Considering the
way I brew my coffee, it
is far worse than meth.

If I had a dime
for each time vhs used
the phrase "gen-x", well...

the whole baby boom
falls under prophet gen as
neil howe said.. And mine

gen x would just like
to walk away, look up the
poem footprints which

could be found in much
christian bookstorage, and read
the damn thing for me

i have no idea
you know sugar is bad so
think on those ideas

Do you know what's the
LD-50 in humans
for Coca-Cola?

Asking for a friend.
But we know that is a lie.
I don't have any.

Electricity
induced erotic pleasure
ballistic semen.

life has to go on
even when the shock of death
stalks the live wires

keeping you all in my
thoughts right now

Pachyderm sperm worm
in the permafrost got lost.
Recreate mammoths.

I think I'll have the
large McMastodon burger
with heirloom French fries.

I know what you'll say.
Sadly, dino DNA
no longer exists.

Snuffalupagus.
Homosexuality.
Inappropriate.

charles bukowski...hmm
1997 or so
the big lebowski

paralells between the two?

Walking in circles
Cold, raining, miserable
Dog won't defecate

actually wrote a
cthulhu story long time
ago...sandwiches...

ive seen cthulhu
i thought it would go good with
cocktail sauce, fried up

the damn thing fled

Caught no fish today
Insanity is going
Fishing Tomorrow

five minutes and an
hour before work, alexa
whats a haiku?

answer: never ask me that again
you misogynist to female computer
programs...

You don't understand
the enormity of the
situation here.

That is the best phrase
that has ever been uttered
in a porn movie.

I feel bad for the
cephalopods of Japan;
the things they must do.

Then they are eaten.
Horrible, just horrible.
And not even kissed.

He had girls panties,
having been worn and not washed,
stuffed in his brief case.

A Japanese man
read the haiku on this site
and died from disgust.

Dadaism sucks.
Salvador Dali is dead.
Giraffe frog clock pie.

Allergic to cats
Own a cat I love dearly
Love means suffering

im dealing with so called
real life so i will get back
to you after ... life

But the same guy writes books about
Magic and vaginal exercises so
I'm not sure how seriously I take him

Learned about it from a guy that grew
Superweed for the government in the
70's, Lunar Base Alpha I think it was Called, they figured it would be good
To know how to do in lunar conditions
All for science of course

Catalyzing the fusion of deuterium
With muons but then surviving the Flood of radiation and stuff
The real tricky part unless the goal
Is to be a walking neutron and gamma Ray emitter which could be a cool party Trick if you really really want everyone At the party to die a horrible death

Does dueteration
of fullerenes have useful
possibilities.

For example is
superconductivity
affected or increased.

Or perhaps it's the
critical temperature
that's affected.

But deuterium
would increase the entropy.
So it is doubtful.

Oh, by the way, sir,
I just made a horrific
thundering flatus.

Buckminster Fuller
probably never did that.
He was no chemist!

Geodesic domes
cannot contain my flatus!
They are too caustic.

There's nothing quite like
getting drunk at a cock fight
in South East Asia.

Win lots of money.
Then buy a cheap prostitute.
Get an STD.

Give it to your wife.
So you'll soon get a divorce.
And lose your children.

And pay child support.
For the next fifteen plus years.
Goddamn that rooster!

This story's moral:
Never put blame on yourself.
Blame then animal.

And when you next eat
at Chick Fil-A, be happy
that chickens suffer.

If you've never seen
penile implants exploding
count yourself lucky.

Gastric upheaval
Explosive diarrhea
Nauseating stench

Titles like
"Synthesis of Perdeuterofullerane: C60D36 Evidences of Isotope Effect in the Stability of C60 D36"
Are basically porn to me
Turns me on

I wonder what Floppyboots Boy
Is up to these days and if he is finally
The sidekick of Lobster Man?

Also some people do well with soy
Others do not
Either way hemp protein is superior
Trump certainly has a multitude
Of multifaceted flaws
But at least he seems to be allowing
States to make up their own minds
Regarding the controversial herb

Everyone's brainwashed
Programmed by someone
The distinction is only
Who is actually reading
The user agreement
And whose brand you're buying

Woe to the soyboys
With testosterone levels
Of 90 year olds

But however I
Support their decision to
Not compete gene-wise

if cats ruled the world
i think we would be too busy
going aww, to fight

so here we have say
mark dice, kind of an asshole
speaking truth he says

to a bunch of tofu brained
oversensitive grown children
who hate to hear

no! remind you
of anyone on a bad day
on this server?

the tribal nature
of trump supporters vs say
coastal liberals

has driven such groups
not to interact so there
is the two...or more

bubbles bursted and
uncompromising, well you
know, some folks forgot

how to listen kind
of like me...oh hmm, i do
wonder about that...

but as a wise man
sang once, just eat it, just
eat it, eat it woo

aint that funny...that
was a song i used making
a video in

college, back when a
Mac was just a Mac and there
was Ally McBeal

Dancing Baby

Desert for this Zappa
Extravaganza? Must be
Peaches en Regalia

A hot dog pizza
that's Frank Zappa's look-alike
would be frank pizza.

Quite frankly.

My name is Weird Al.
And I approve this message.
Food, glorious food!

you know who i miss
frank zappa...i keep seeing
look alikes of him

everywhere i go

Fuck television.
It is more mindless than drugs.
And far more harmful.

So I got pizza.
What the fuck does Buddha know?
Now I am at peace.

I was unfulfilled
and I also filled nothing.
But now I'm happy.

Ate the whole damn pie.
Now I am whole and complete.
And a complete hole.

The happy ending
left me feeling quite vacant
in more ways than one.