Caught no fish today
Insanity is going
Fishing Tomorrow

five minutes and an
hour before work, alexa
whats a haiku?

answer: never ask me that again
you misogynist to female computer
programs...

You don't understand
the enormity of the
situation here.

That is the best phrase
that has ever been uttered
in a porn movie.

I feel bad for the
cephalopods of Japan;
the things they must do.

Then they are eaten.
Horrible, just horrible.
And not even kissed.

He had girls panties,
having been worn and not washed,
stuffed in his brief case.

A Japanese man
read the haiku on this site
and died from disgust.

Dadaism sucks.
Salvador Dali is dead.
Giraffe frog clock pie.

Allergic to cats
Own a cat I love dearly
Love means suffering

im dealing with so called
real life so i will get back
to you after ... life

But the same guy writes books about
Magic and vaginal exercises so
I'm not sure how seriously I take him

Learned about it from a guy that grew
Superweed for the government in the
70's, Lunar Base Alpha I think it was Called, they figured it would be good
To know how to do in lunar conditions
All for science of course

Catalyzing the fusion of deuterium
With muons but then surviving the Flood of radiation and stuff
The real tricky part unless the goal
Is to be a walking neutron and gamma Ray emitter which could be a cool party Trick if you really really want everyone At the party to die a horrible death

Does dueteration
of fullerenes have useful
possibilities.

For example is
superconductivity
affected or increased.

Or perhaps it's the
critical temperature
that's affected.

But deuterium
would increase the entropy.
So it is doubtful.

Oh, by the way, sir,
I just made a horrific
thundering flatus.

Buckminster Fuller
probably never did that.
He was no chemist!

Geodesic domes
cannot contain my flatus!
They are too caustic.

There's nothing quite like
getting drunk at a cock fight
in South East Asia.

Win lots of money.
Then buy a cheap prostitute.
Get an STD.

Give it to your wife.
So you'll soon get a divorce.
And lose your children.

And pay child support.
For the next fifteen plus years.
Goddamn that rooster!

This story's moral:
Never put blame on yourself.
Blame then animal.

And when you next eat
at Chick Fil-A, be happy
that chickens suffer.

If you've never seen
penile implants exploding
count yourself lucky.

Gastric upheaval
Explosive diarrhea
Nauseating stench

Titles like
"Synthesis of Perdeuterofullerane: C60D36 Evidences of Isotope Effect in the Stability of C60 D36"
Are basically porn to me
Turns me on

I wonder what Floppyboots Boy
Is up to these days and if he is finally
The sidekick of Lobster Man?

Also some people do well with soy
Others do not
Either way hemp protein is superior
Trump certainly has a multitude
Of multifaceted flaws
But at least he seems to be allowing
States to make up their own minds
Regarding the controversial herb

Everyone's brainwashed
Programmed by someone
The distinction is only
Who is actually reading
The user agreement
And whose brand you're buying

Woe to the soyboys
With testosterone levels
Of 90 year olds

But however I
Support their decision to
Not compete gene-wise

if cats ruled the world
i think we would be too busy
going aww, to fight

so here we have say
mark dice, kind of an asshole
speaking truth he says

to a bunch of tofu brained
oversensitive grown children
who hate to hear

no! remind you
of anyone on a bad day
on this server?

the tribal nature
of trump supporters vs say
coastal liberals

has driven such groups
not to interact so there
is the two...or more

bubbles bursted and
uncompromising, well you
know, some folks forgot

how to listen kind
of like me...oh hmm, i do
wonder about that...

but as a wise man
sang once, just eat it, just
eat it, eat it woo

aint that funny...that
was a song i used making
a video in

college, back when a
Mac was just a Mac and there
was Ally McBeal

Dancing Baby

Desert for this Zappa
Extravaganza? Must be
Peaches en Regalia

A hot dog pizza
that's Frank Zappa's look-alike
would be frank pizza.

Quite frankly.

My name is Weird Al.
And I approve this message.
Food, glorious food!

you know who i miss
frank zappa...i keep seeing
look alikes of him

everywhere i go

Fuck television.
It is more mindless than drugs.
And far more harmful.

So I got pizza.
What the fuck does Buddha know?
Now I am at peace.

I was unfulfilled
and I also filled nothing.
But now I'm happy.

Ate the whole damn pie.
Now I am whole and complete.
And a complete hole.

The happy ending
left me feeling quite vacant
in more ways than one.

well df i like you
i hate that you don't like stuff
and i am Chaos

itself so... well, we've
known each other for years
i ate haagen daas

anyhow i hope
someone i know here shows up
cd with muslim

tendencies, interesting fellow

i am The Force of Chaos
The Idiot Blind God of Hope
And Giving You a Hard Time

And trying to tell you
Give yourself a few more chances
and let Chaos as i understand it

win

Do not be concerned.
I am not suicidal.
But I yearn for death.

The world has drained me.
I have nothing left to give.
And I do not care.

I hate my penis.
It caused me to have children.
What was I thinking?!

Do not get me wrong.
I love them and all that stuff.
But there is no hope.

No future for Earth.
And it will be a slow death.
Starvation and pain.

In one hundred years.
Maybe even less than that.
I just feel bad for...

the animals.

And so I hate God.
But I don't really believe.
Though I would like to.

not as good as crunchy
frog I'm afraid, real frogs
cleaned in spring water

and in ice cream and chockies

I'm getting sick of how evil the Left actually is said to be...

I'm also getting sick of people not
ministering to Antifa types

there needs to be a new Billy Graham

New flavor from Haagen Dasz
Cthulu's Everlasting Agony and Torment
Made with calamari, broken glass...
And caramel swirl
Coming soon

i also know that this
sort of disjointed writing
was what leonard cohen

wrote as a novelist
on top of his music and poems
we of gen x know

dig, will and keep going

i read weird things...you
see i went to college in
the 1990s so... i mean

i would probably
dig your book in print form
I hope this stuff we

do here becomes some
nucleus of some sort of thing
bill, jack and allen did

This is crazy... but apparently in Damascus University (before this war started) there were a few individuals who had read my novel. People I'd never met or heard of before.

Kind of blows my mind. Life.

Porn and pot warheads
would likely be effective
to stop goat raping.

I'm no Satanist.
I believe the opposite
of what you believe.

Just because I can.
And because I hate people.
And I hate counting.

We're not computers.
But we often act that way.
One zero zero.

Only if by "dudes" you mean
Telepathic tentacle monsters
And by "abide" you mean dwell
In everlasting torment and agony
Then yes, it would be very
Lovecraftian
Could also be a new flavor of
Haagen Dasz

we seem to be the
Dudes Who Abide, does that sound
lovecraftian though?

df is more a chill
hedonist than satanist
ill ask him to be

my secretary of
state and fully expect porn
and marijuana warheads

launched at terrorist enclaves

i grew up eating
all natural bryers, of
course its delicious

feels good going down

PART 2
In which the Satanist
And the Evangelist
Discuss Haagen Dasz

That was just a joke.
But you know that, I am sure.
Ninety-nine percent.

Nabisco's Chicken
in a Biscuit with bacon
flavored squirt cheddar.

Aerosol cheddar:
The pinnacle of human
achievement by far.