no, i agree, but
despite the loss of bookstores,
record stores, video stores,
we still have discord servers
and The Hitler Parodies
Damn Fourth Turnings...i miss
Bjork
Haiku #58506, by vhs of go to youtube for The Hitler Parodies April 29, 2018 9:01 am ET
Things keep getting worse.
Has anyone noticed this?
Or is it just me?
Christ... Yes, Clerks is from the 90's.
There were video rental stores in the 90's.
People didn't vegetate to Farcebook and PooTube All day.
Bill Clinton was president.
And my rectum wasn't prolapsed.
The good old days.
Or something.
The bad thing about
being a whore is the lack
of any real sleep.
I see why white trash
losers enjoy meth so much.
But I have coffee.
Considering the
way I brew my coffee, it
is far worse than meth.
Haiku #58496, by Darth Figpucker, The Highly Inappropriate Math Whore Who Sometimes Writes Offensive Poetry and/or Stories and/or Novels. April 26, 2018 8:35 pm ET
If I had a dime
for each time vhs used
the phrase "gen-x", well...
Dadaism sucks.
Salvador Dali is dead.
Giraffe frog clock pie.
Haiku #58476, by Anonymous Poet April 20, 2018 6:00 pm ET
Allergic to cats
Own a cat I love dearly
Love means suffering
Haiku #58475, by Jay of Maryland April 20, 2018 2:30 pm ET
im dealing with so called
real life so i will get back
to you after ... life
Haiku #58474, by vhs of where the hell is marvin when you need him April 20, 2018 11:44 am ET
But the same guy writes books about
Magic and vaginal exercises so
I'm not sure how seriously I take him
Haiku #58473, by cyborg of nothing wrong with exercising the old vag every once in a while, though April 20, 2018 6:04 am ET
Learned about it from a guy that grew
Superweed for the government in the
70's, Lunar Base Alpha I think it was Called, they figured it would be good
To know how to do in lunar conditions
All for science of course
Catalyzing the fusion of deuterium
With muons but then surviving the Flood of radiation and stuff
The real tricky part unless the goal
Is to be a walking neutron and gamma Ray emitter which could be a cool party Trick if you really really want everyone At the party to die a horrible death
Haiku #58471, by cyborg of I don't want everyone at the party to die a horrible death April 20, 2018 5:53 am ET
Does dueteration
of fullerenes have useful
possibilities.
For example is
superconductivity
affected or increased.
Or perhaps it's the
critical temperature
that's affected.
But deuterium
would increase the entropy.
So it is doubtful.
Oh, by the way, sir,
I just made a horrific
thundering flatus.
Buckminster Fuller
probably never did that.
He was no chemist!
Geodesic domes
cannot contain my flatus!
They are too caustic.
Also some people do well with soy
Others do not
Either way hemp protein is superior
Trump certainly has a multitude
Of multifaceted flaws
But at least he seems to be allowing
States to make up their own minds
Regarding the controversial herb
Haiku #58464, by dvd of poor jeffy sessions must be throwing a temper tantrum April 19, 2018 12:45 pm ET
Everyone's brainwashed
Programmed by someone
The distinction is only
Who is actually reading
The user agreement
And whose brand you're buying
Haiku #58463, by cyborg April 19, 2018 12:43 pm ET
Woe to the soyboys
With testosterone levels
Of 90 year olds
But however I
Support their decision to
Not compete gene-wise
Haiku #58462, by Grateful Dickhead April 19, 2018 12:41 pm ET
if cats ruled the world
i think we would be too busy
going aww, to fight