i do appreciate
the offers you make, just i know
me, my limits and may

be just a parochial hobbit nature

in real life i lost
a good friend when he was on
mushrooms...he was on

a trip with friends at
the end of winter fell through
the ice whilst high and

drowned. i went to his
funeral and met his mom
and dad, and i cant

have words to say i
know...bummer, some dont get a
chance to fuller life

i said bye too soon...

I'm trying to imagine DF having a Psychedelic experience and the first Thing that comes to mind is the scene From the beginning of 2001 with all the Monkey people jumping around
The black obelisk and the weird
Dissonant music playing
But with way more poop being thrown

Seriously though
Häagen-Dazs coffee ice cream
is a drug itself.

Amazing there are
only five ingredients.
Enough! Go get some!

If I remember
correctly the drinks they had
in Clockwork Orange were:

Vellocet (meth)
Synthamesc (mescaline)
Drencrom, a.k.a. "knives" (adrenochrome)

Yes, I know that book well.

Mescaline is hard to find these days.
Good luck finding adrenochrome!
and meth.... meh, really who would want to?!
Personally I think a little bit of LSD or shrooms in the coffee ice cream would be awesome. Vhs probably won't do acid, but I bet he'd do shrooms.

Enjoy!

well there once was a
bar called the korova milk bar
it looked real neat

the bar had drinks they
called molokos, and each had
ice cream...its gone now

dvd, df?any drink ideas for haagen das
coffee ice cream moloko?

If you've never had
Häagen-Dazs coffee ice cream,
get to the store now!

coffee lovers of
the world unite, all we have
to lose is our

lousy politics...

Who the fucks bitching?
Yeah, I bitch about bitches,
But, like, who doesn't?!

I'd like some ice cream.
But I mean dairy ice cream.
There's none in Asia.

It's all powdered milk
and synthetic chemicals.
I miss Haggendas.

Milk, cream, sugar, egg
and a natural flavor.
My fave is coffee.

whats u bitchin 'bout
willis, you made a choice now
live with fucking life

yes, and that layer
will have your wife with you for
ever, and ever...

I flipped through channels.
Now I could use a shower.
Or memory bleach.

Satan will construct
a brand new level of hell
for me when I die.

I am so good that
I can do two tests at once
and they never know.

Trigonometry
is easier than your mom.
Did Euler use lube?

I am such a whore.
But I like being a whore.
I say it with pride.

My cheating clients
can't even copy the math
on tests correctly.

I send them answers
and they put down gibberish.
I'm sure teachers laugh.

Can I cook my wife
and sell her in the market
as barbecue pork?

You should not complain.
Where I live its the tourists
that do the biting.

The bugs also bite.
But I'm not sure which is worse.
Tourists carry AIDS.

it's a sign springtime
has finally shown up,bugs
that bite and tourists

I know it's wrong but
I park my scabby boogers
on my neighbor's door.

Joke with the surgeon
about balloon animals.
He will then twist one.

You know that you're old
when your nostril hairs are white
and often fall out.

Joke with the balloon
animal twister about
penile implants.

What Sydney is this?
Has she done any nude scenes?
Well, if not, she should.

To take ten doses
or spend all day on Farcebook.
Acid is better.

And better for you.
The damage is less severe.
You might learn something.

so irritating
sydney is hot and smoky
like a leafy spliff

I'd rather have a
bottle in front of me than
waste time on Farcebook.

But then we all know
Farcebook is lobotomy.
Yet done without knives.

We are doomed to fail.
All cancer murders its host.
It's all about greed.

She sits on the bench
furiously scribbling
her putrid dull verse.

well as usual
im stumped...ill watch fawlty
towers tomorrow

on vhs ;)

Do giraffes give head?
Would one blow a blue whale?
Think of this at church.

Have you ever seen
the youtube vid where chimps rape
frogs -- they know something.

Do giraffes give head?
Would one blow a blue whale?
This of this at church.

Which is more boring,
calculus or bad haiku?
They both use numbers.

Frogs do not want me.
On my wife's that depraved.
I'd rather do frogs.

Too much hot pepper
on my parmesan pizza.
Regrets in the end.

the norm used to be
people didn't have access
to what kind of cheese

you liked on your burger
now it is on the wiki
page to all be seen

would you let a frog
have sex with you then , ever
seen hell comes to frogtown?

rowdy roddy piper...

Frogs have more talent
than karaoke singers
and are sexier.

Whose head?
What is "it"?
Hawking time
T=iT
Preparing for female anatomy joke

i thought this was it
now that times are coming to
a head...this is it

HEY FUCKFACE
i'll have one hotdog, please

"The Wieners Circle is a hot dog stand on Clark Street in the Lincoln Park neighborhood of Chicago, Illinois, United States. It is known for its Maxwell Street Polish, Char-dogs, hamburgers, cheese fries, and the mutual verbal abuse between the employees and the customers during the late-weekend hours"

meh we all have a
controversial bad guy each
era...then folks get

that person confronted

they are now setting
up the stake for Zuckerberg
facebook the music

problem is like a
certain barbarella
how many sex robots

would i break in the
process of being down with
the sex robot gals

Sexworkers (synthetic and organic) Birth control, homosexuality
Disruption of the reproductive cycle
More for me down the road
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One man's drug is just
Other man's technology
Cyborgs be cyborgs