Haiku #58375, by Anonymous Poet of The Wiener's Circle April 11, 2018 7:56 am ET
"The Wieners Circle is a hot dog stand on Clark Street in the Lincoln Park neighborhood of Chicago, Illinois, United States. It is known for its Maxwell Street Polish, Char-dogs, hamburgers, cheese fries, and the mutual verbal abuse between the employees and the customers during the late-weekend hours"
Breakdown of sensation of LSD:
1 hour in: "this isn't that weird"
2 hours in: "alright this is kinda weird"
? hours in: "there is a swarm of nanobots crawling around on my neural DNA, and it weirds me out that I can actually feel that"
It mechanically alters DNA structure
Haiku #58367, by Luke Whystalker of The Death Star (it was an inside job) April 10, 2018 5:33 am ET
Another story, from Jackie Gleason's wife: supposedly Nixon and Gleason were drinking - Nixon was a lightweight
Gleason asked him if aliens were real
So Nixon was like "come on ima show you somethin," took him to a base
Showed him aliens and alien tech
Drunk Nixon showing off some aliens
Grace Slick allegedly tried to dose
Nixon with LSD in his coffee
I honestly got a massive crush on her after I read that
She would have either saved the world
Or doomed it to annihilation
Nixon on LSD
Could have gone either way, really
it takes three you know
whats weird is i wonder if
anyone has a mark
zuckerberg peeping tom
fetish...would the boy worry
of his own private...
Haiku #58358, by that evil scprio vhs of mark is a taurus...not an exciting one like carlin April 9, 2018 8:25 pm ET
um say hi to the
ladies who sell the classic books
they make the world go
round in 80 days
Haiku #58357, by vhs of on vacation with madame bovary April 9, 2018 8:22 pm ET
I often joke about eating babies of poor people.
Not Satanic or anything, just, you know, because they look so juicy.
Fat little junk food bellies and rotting teeth.
And it would help the current population problem.
Hail Satan!... oops, it just slipped out, like a fart.