it's a sign springtime
has finally shown up,bugs
that bite and tourists

I know it's wrong but
I park my scabby boogers
on my neighbor's door.

Joke with the surgeon
about balloon animals.
He will then twist one.

You know that you're old
when your nostril hairs are white
and often fall out.

Joke with the balloon
animal twister about
penile implants.

What Sydney is this?
Has she done any nude scenes?
Well, if not, she should.

To take ten doses
or spend all day on Farcebook.
Acid is better.

And better for you.
The damage is less severe.
You might learn something.

so irritating
sydney is hot and smoky
like a leafy spliff

I'd rather have a
bottle in front of me than
waste time on Farcebook.

But then we all know
Farcebook is lobotomy.
Yet done without knives.

We are doomed to fail.
All cancer murders its host.
It's all about greed.

She sits on the bench
furiously scribbling
her putrid dull verse.

well as usual
im stumped...ill watch fawlty
towers tomorrow

on vhs ;)

Do giraffes give head?
Would one blow a blue whale?
Think of this at church.

Have you ever seen
the youtube vid where chimps rape
frogs -- they know something.

Do giraffes give head?
Would one blow a blue whale?
This of this at church.

Which is more boring,
calculus or bad haiku?
They both use numbers.

Frogs do not want me.
On my wife's that depraved.
I'd rather do frogs.

Too much hot pepper
on my parmesan pizza.
Regrets in the end.

the norm used to be
people didn't have access
to what kind of cheese

you liked on your burger
now it is on the wiki
page to all be seen

would you let a frog
have sex with you then , ever
seen hell comes to frogtown?

rowdy roddy piper...

Frogs have more talent
than karaoke singers
and are sexier.

Whose head?
What is "it"?
Hawking time
T=iT
Preparing for female anatomy joke

i thought this was it
now that times are coming to
a head...this is it

HEY FUCKFACE
i'll have one hotdog, please

"The Wieners Circle is a hot dog stand on Clark Street in the Lincoln Park neighborhood of Chicago, Illinois, United States. It is known for its Maxwell Street Polish, Char-dogs, hamburgers, cheese fries, and the mutual verbal abuse between the employees and the customers during the late-weekend hours"

meh we all have a
controversial bad guy each
era...then folks get

that person confronted

they are now setting
up the stake for Zuckerberg
facebook the music

problem is like a
certain barbarella
how many sex robots

would i break in the
process of being down with
the sex robot gals

Sexworkers (synthetic and organic) Birth control, homosexuality
Disruption of the reproductive cycle
More for me down the road
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One man's drug is just
Other man's technology
Cyborgs be cyborgs

ive always wanted a
good absinthe party..im not
keen on hard drugs here...

my mind is too damn
weird, but i say its your deal, go
for it, let me be

im already within..

i tend to think introverts already
have a sort of connection within
you might say

Breakdown of sensation of LSD:
1 hour in: "this isn't that weird"
2 hours in: "alright this is kinda weird"
? hours in: "there is a swarm of nanobots crawling around on my neural DNA, and it weirds me out that I can actually feel that"
It mechanically alters DNA structure

Another story, from Jackie Gleason's wife: supposedly Nixon and Gleason were drinking - Nixon was a lightweight
Gleason asked him if aliens were real
So Nixon was like "come on ima show you somethin," took him to a base
Showed him aliens and alien tech
Drunk Nixon showing off some aliens

Grace Slick allegedly tried to dose
Nixon with LSD in his coffee
I honestly got a massive crush on her after I read that
She would have either saved the world
Or doomed it to annihilation
Nixon on LSD
Could have gone either way, really

I would like to dose
all the politicians and
police where I live.

Ever try Absinthe?
I mean, I like it and all,
but it's not acid.

I put a shot of
amaretto in my cup
of coffee today.

i will surely and
quite approve the gesture herr
pigfucker...for sure

I want Zucherberg
to see my dangling privates
so he has nightmares.

i wonder what a scrpio is

it takes three you know
whats weird is i wonder if
anyone has a mark

zuckerberg peeping tom
fetish...would the boy worry
of his own private...

parts

um say hi to the
ladies who sell the classic books
they make the world go

round in 80 days

I often joke about eating babies of poor people.
Not Satanic or anything, just, you know, because they look so juicy.
Fat little junk food bellies and rotting teeth.
And it would help the current population problem.
Hail Satan!... oops, it just slipped out, like a fart.

I like the shutdown captcha. Easy!

Also there's a song on YouTube
Called "Donald Trump's speeches as an early 2000's emo song" is pretty funny
Almost as funny as the Alex Jones one

That last one is for vhs

I'm angry
I've had enough of these people
They're a bunch of Christian-murdering scum that run giant death factories
Keeping babies alive and selling their body parts
What more do you need to know about these people?
I go out and face these scum
They literally crawl out from under rocks
They have green-looking skin
And they run around screaming "We love Satan, we want to eat babies."
I have them on video

Hillary is into creepy, weird, sick stuff, man
She sleeps in the same room with that creepy weirdo woman whose mother wears a hood over her head. (What the hell?)
That woman, number one, is ugly
Imagine how bad she smells, man
I'm told her and Obama just stink
Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur

Literal vampire potbelly goblins
Are hobbling around coming after us
My spirit gets close to that evil and I feel it go
Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!

We're such self-centered crap
We don't even notice Hell itself rising up against us
Millions are pouring in people, of the very worst type
And I'm so pissed

We're gonna stab your daughter at the mall
Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
We're going to stab your wife, your son
Ooooooooooooh!
We're gonna stab you with a butcher knife
And then the Police Chief is gonna say
"We love our Somalis, we love our Muslims
Oh they're so good, oh they're so sweet."

I've got all the help I need
Who's helping you?
What does it feel like to be living a "life"
That by your own choice is intolerable?
I'm asking for a loved one

well it seems the three
amigos are here, sometimes
ash, raising some fine

chaos for springtime

Pennywise is lame!
Captain Spaulding is the shit!
That's one fucked up clown!

Oh, Christ this is good.
Taking me seriously.
You should get some help.

But you are correct.
I do worship the Devil.
The South Park Devil.

I'd dare say that He's
funnier than Christmas Poo
by a slim margin.