Joke with the balloon
animal twister about
penile implants.
by df
What Sydney is this?
Has she done any nude scenes?
Well, if not, she should.
by df
To take ten doses
or spend all day on Farcebook.
Acid is better.
And better for you.
The damage is less severe.
You might learn something.
by df
so irritating
sydney is hot and smoky
like a leafy spliff
by ash
I'd rather have a
bottle in front of me than
waste time on Farcebook.
But then we all know
Farcebook is lobotomy.
Yet done without knives.
by df
We are doomed to fail.
All cancer murders its host.
It's all about greed.
by df
She sits on the bench
furiously scribbling
her putrid dull verse.
by df
well as usual
im stumped...ill watch fawlty
towers tomorrow
on vhs ;)
by vhs
Do giraffes give head?
Would one blow a blue whale?
Think of this at church.
by df of correct spelling this time
Have you ever seen
the youtube vid where chimps rape
frogs -- they know something.
by df
Do giraffes give head?
Would one blow a blue whale?
This of this at church.
by df
Which is more boring,
calculus or bad haiku?
They both use numbers.
by df
Frogs do not want me.
On my wife's that depraved.
I'd rather do frogs.
by df
Too much hot pepper
on my parmesan pizza.
Regrets in the end.
by df
the norm used to be
people didn't have access
to what kind of cheese
you liked on your burger
now it is on the wiki
page to all be seen
by Anonymous Poet
would you let a frog
have sex with you then , ever
seen hell comes to frogtown?
rowdy roddy piper...
by vhs
Frogs have more talent
than karaoke singers
and are sexier.
by df
Whose head?
What is "it"?
Hawking time
T=iT
Preparing for female anatomy joke
by Anonymous Poet
i thought this was it
now that times are coming to
a head...this is it
by vhs
HEY FUCKFACE
i'll have one hotdog, please
by Anonymous Poet of The Wiener's Circle
"The Wieners Circle is a hot dog stand on Clark Street in the Lincoln Park neighborhood of Chicago, Illinois, United States. It is known for its Maxwell Street Polish, Char-dogs, hamburgers, cheese fries, and the mutual verbal abuse between the employees and the customers during the late-weekend hours"
by Anonymous Poet
meh we all have a
controversial bad guy each
era...then folks get
that person confronted
by vhs
they are now setting
up the stake for Zuckerberg
facebook the music
by vhs
problem is like a
certain barbarella
how many sex robots
would i break in the
process of being down with
the sex robot gals
by vhs
Sexworkers (synthetic and organic) Birth control, homosexuality
Disruption of the reproductive cycle
More for me down the road
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by Optimistic Realist of that strange mystical place known as acceptance of circumstamces
One man's drug is just
Other man's technology
Cyborgs be cyborgs
by Cyborg
ive always wanted a
good absinthe party..im not
keen on hard drugs here...
my mind is too damn
weird, but i say its your deal, go
for it, let me be
im already within..
i tend to think introverts already
have a sort of connection within
you might say
by vhs
Breakdown of sensation of LSD:
1 hour in: "this isn't that weird"
2 hours in: "alright this is kinda weird"
? hours in: "there is a swarm of nanobots crawling around on my neural DNA, and it weirds me out that I can actually feel that"
It mechanically alters DNA structure
by Luke Whystalker of The Death Star (it was an inside job)
Another story, from Jackie Gleason's wife: supposedly Nixon and Gleason were drinking - Nixon was a lightweight
Gleason asked him if aliens were real
So Nixon was like "come on ima show you somethin," took him to a base
Showed him aliens and alien tech
Drunk Nixon showing off some aliens
by dvd of area 52
Grace Slick allegedly tried to dose
Nixon with LSD in his coffee
I honestly got a massive crush on her after I read that
She would have either saved the world
Or doomed it to annihilation
Nixon on LSD
Could have gone either way, really
by dvd
I would like to dose
all the politicians and
police where I live.
by
Ever try Absinthe?
I mean, I like it and all,
but it's not acid.
by df
I put a shot of
amaretto in my cup
of coffee today.
by
i will surely and
quite approve the gesture herr
pigfucker...for sure
by vhs of dangling chads???
I want Zucherberg
to see my dangling privates
so he has nightmares.
by
i wonder what a scrpio is
by vhs
it takes three you know
whats weird is i wonder if
anyone has a mark
zuckerberg peeping tom
fetish...would the boy worry
of his own private...
parts
by that evil scprio vhs of mark is a taurus...not an exciting one like carlin
um say hi to the
ladies who sell the classic books
they make the world go
round in 80 days
by vhs of on vacation with madame bovary
I often joke about eating babies of poor people.
Not Satanic or anything, just, you know, because they look so juicy.
Fat little junk food bellies and rotting teeth.
And it would help the current population problem.
Hail Satan!... oops, it just slipped out, like a fart.
I like the shutdown captcha. Easy!
by df
Also there's a song on YouTube
Called "Donald Trump's speeches as an early 2000's emo song" is pretty funny
Almost as funny as the Alex Jones one
by Anonymous Poet
That last one is for vhs
by Anonymous Poet
I'm angry
I've had enough of these people
They're a bunch of Christian-murdering scum that run giant death factories
Keeping babies alive and selling their body parts
What more do you need to know about these people?
I go out and face these scum
They literally crawl out from under rocks
They have green-looking skin
And they run around screaming "We love Satan, we want to eat babies."
I have them on video
Hillary is into creepy, weird, sick stuff, man
She sleeps in the same room with that creepy weirdo woman whose mother wears a hood over her head. (What the hell?)
That woman, number one, is ugly
Imagine how bad she smells, man
I'm told her and Obama just stink
Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur
Literal vampire potbelly goblins
Are hobbling around coming after us
My spirit gets close to that evil and I feel it go
Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
We're such self-centered crap
We don't even notice Hell itself rising up against us
Millions are pouring in people, of the very worst type
And I'm so pissed
We're gonna stab your daughter at the mall
Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
We're going to stab your wife, your son
Ooooooooooooh!
We're gonna stab you with a butcher knife
And then the Police Chief is gonna say
"We love our Somalis, we love our Muslims
Oh they're so good, oh they're so sweet."
by Alex Jones of Infowars
I've got all the help I need
Who's helping you?
What does it feel like to be living a "life"
That by your own choice is intolerable?
I'm asking for a loved one
by Anonymous Poet
well it seems the three
amigos are here, sometimes
ash, raising some fine
chaos for springtime
by Anonymous Poet
Pennywise is lame!
Captain Spaulding is the shit!
That's one fucked up clown!
by df
Oh, Christ this is good.
Taking me seriously.
You should get some help.
But you are correct.
I do worship the Devil.
The South Park Devil.
I'd dare say that He's
funnier than Christmas Poo
by a slim margin.
by Howdy Ho!
But I suppose we have one
Thing in common (just one)
We know who we belong to
by Anonymous Poet
I see a strange combination
Of Pennywise the demon clown
And his author the supposed "King"
Clown shoes speckled with a mixture
Of crusted ketchup and semen
Over 1 billion served
They've eaten their fill
But they remain forever hungry
by Anonymous Poet of Somewhere Else
I see a strange combination
Of Pennywise the demon clown
And his author the supposed "King"
Clown shoes speckled with a mixture
Of crusted ketchup and semen
Over 1 billion served
They've eaten their fill
But they remain forever hungry
by Anonymous Poet of Somewhere Else
Oh look
DF is projecting his vices
And general boring cynicism
On the rest of us
Typical devil worshipper
by Anonymous Poet