Here's a fun one for you: Pick up a novel written 100 years ago, 80 years, 60... and so on until a present day novel.
That should depress you enough to make you go on a homicidal rampage.
Haiku #58204, by vhs, ronin, etc etc March 23, 2018 12:44 am ET
I think I'll post more
On scribd dot com. It's boring
but more permanent.
(like herpes)
Haiku #58203, by Darth Figpucker of You know, I really do like figs. I mean fresh ones, not the dried ones so much. They are tasty. March 22, 2018 9:28 pm ET
VHS, you're a...
gentleman. So now go to
the gentlemen's club.
But is it then end?
We will see what we will see.
Now go see titties.
Haiku #58202, by Darth Figpucker of Pucking figs has been in my family for generations! March 22, 2018 9:25 pm ET
i saw the best minds of my
generation destroyed by social networking
My Little Pony kinky cosplay support group meeting with free Pop Rocks candy Crown royal enema tubes. We demand our own bathrooms at Walmart! And we'll set off excrement bombs in churches until our demands are met! We also demand medication that will turn our semen purple or pink with sparkles in it! Join us now! Don't be racist!