I have to go write
a chemistry lab report
for a spoiled kid.

No no no.... I'm a math whore.
I could never work in a kitchen.

Here's a fun one for you: Pick up a novel written 100 years ago, 80 years, 60... and so on until a present day novel.
That should depress you enough to make you go on a homicidal rampage.

dude, i work in a
kitchen. i love it. I like
the men and women

i work with. A good
bunch they are you see, maybe
you're crazy enough

to work there as well

Sports would not bore me
if only more people died.
Typhoon wind surfing.

Explosive footballs.
Tornado parachuting.
Grizzly bear jousting.

And the ever popular shouting
"get your ass back in the kitchen"
at a feminist march.

well the arts did so
suffer in these digital
times or im just old...

donald trump is a
caricature already, you cant
get more cartoonish

i had a belief
that one speaks their mind if
they can get away

with it, even with
faith, politics, sex, and sports
sports talk scares me much

rotten artistic
temper doesn't really sit
well with me either :X

well the problem with
you is i like you so i
think god had a plan

for this endless round
of haiku poems and so
on, keep in touch then

Hate isn't so bad.
And, like a bisexual,
it can go both ways.

Which hate is stronger.
It will kill us in the end.
Divided we fall.

I, for one, am glad.
Mankind deserves no better.
Look at what we've done.

its a theory, the
evil liberal media hate
machine trashed m and m

he fought back
48 laws of power
this place dies it sucks

life goes on

i guess i want to
end this little show with a
bang, egg me on

bitches

id rather be a nut
and speak my mind than be a dickless
asshole with a three

inch penis with secret
desires of wearing a chastity
cage, my passive

aggresive little submissive closeted
bisexual jock wannabe

i feel really good
saying idish things, feel 'sorry'
superego shills

then theres the old 'meds'
bullshit, go fuck yourself whilst
i stick a prozac suppository

up your liberal
ass so you can take it from
the plunger handle better

meh, theres all this crap
about keeping it 'cool'...well
fuck it, i keep it real

id rather kill myself
than conform to someones sense
of who im supposed

to be

Donald Trump's toupee.
A Tribble on Viagra.
It humps his bald head.

You seem quite angry
I'm embarrassed for you dude
You can do better

Whatever....

like a roaring lion
perhaps im satanic and evil
i know my time is

short, then tears here
game over, move on, find
another vent place

i believe we live
in the Crisis, so it will take
tough measures be

fore Uncle Moonbeam
takes the tin foil off his head
and watches fox nudes...

i mean news

or if you god damned
liberal scum get your head out of
the nazi lite playbook

youve been referencing
listen to dave rubin and his
guests, id rather save

the world than see
it ruined by extremists

the sad thing is we
live in an era of censors
mindlrssly marching to

the next war and its
going to take a war to get
rid of some of these

leftist assholes

the reaon i likr
donald trump is i think
a lot of people

worship a wussy
social contract more strangling than
not, dont talk about

this, this guys a racust
he said fuck you and took the
white house but i fear

he may get in trouble

it is too bad this
server is set to expire
for not long ago

i wanted it to die
but i guess now my old self
gets his desired wish

Mandingo brings spam
Deepest truth of who I am
Followed from Siam

I absolutely respect and appreciate your point on each and every object.
https://adhesivebreastlifts.co.uk/

sun not always rise
for some choose not to be wise
McNugget and fries

we head off into
the sunset not knowing where
the sun rises next

Facebook's a hate farm.
The Russians made it this way.
Divided we fall.

Don't go to Asia.
Glow in the dark STDs.
You think I'm joking?!

the internet is
a false reality for a
lot of us, it sure

blends in but you
know maybe a bit too much
nice to shut it off

wish it would go away sometimes

well to my joy and
compete happiness facebook
is not too keen now

scandals you know

Nice site you've got here!
Maybe I'll just buy this one
Facebook's kind of fucked

As you wish:
I link to some of my old demented stuff:
https://www.scribd.com/user/187916486/Darth-Figpucker

Yes, the novel is there also, in all it's blasphemous unreadability.

one last post to your evil book there bub?

I think I'll post more
On scribd dot com. It's boring
but more permanent.

(like herpes)

VHS, you're a...
gentleman. So now go to
the gentlemen's club.

But is it then end?
We will see what we will see.
Now go see titties.

i saw the best minds of my
generation destroyed by social networking

im gonna miss darth most
of all, scarecrow he was, oz
or arkham asylum?

shine on you crazy shitthrower
erm diamond

shitty translation
befuddlin apostrophe
language barrier

daft pussies galore
craving infinite stuffing
I prefer penis

iPhone sucketh ass

there

there

What great times we live in... after we go to our Fourth Reich march to exterminate the Jews, we can go to a gay Brony orgy with marijuana cupcakes and LSD sprinkles while buttfucking the Grand Wizard from the KKK who is 1/4 Jewish, 1/8 black, and 1/32 Cherokee after he's shoved Pop Rocks up his ass.

It's all Obama's fault!

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!
O beautiful for pilgrim feet,
Whose stern, impassioned stress
A thoroughfare for freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America!
God mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law!
O beautiful for heroes proved
In liberating strife,
Who more than self their country loved
And mercy more than life!
America! America!
May God thy gold refine,
Till all success be nobleness,
And every gain divine!
O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

Or something.

You know... I just realized what a crappily written song that is. I could have done better... seriously.

My Little Pony kinky cosplay support group meeting with free Pop Rocks candy Crown royal enema tubes. We demand our own bathrooms at Walmart! And we'll set off excrement bombs in churches until our demands are met! We also demand medication that will turn our semen purple or pink with sparkles in it! Join us now! Don't be racist!

I am a victim!
Racism has oppressed me!
Oh, wait, I am white.

But now I'm left out.
I also have a penis.
I want to protest.

I need my own group.
White male victim wannabes!
Reach-out support group.

We march tomorrow.
Brony Pop Rock Addiction.
I'll be Rainbow Dash.

then again some people
are scared to tell these bully
kids to shut up and

go home, it might be
wise to sort out what causes
protest behavior

and to find a way
to break the habit, say a
christian counterprotest

with prayer going
around or what have you
i wonder what praying

for yvette felarca is doing