During the time of the black death
Skeletal men in black robes were seen
This is where the image of the Grim
Reaper comes from - but they did not
Have sickles, they waved staffs as
They went through rye fields, spreading
A black fog throughout... An explosion
Of ergotism and famine was the result
by dvd
how do you turn a
web comic female person
into literature???
by vhs
existential deaths
died when irony fell in
9/11, we thought
ironically
by Anonymous Poet
loaded with grudges
the elephant in the room
can never forgive
by ash
my best intentions
can never be good enough
misinterpreted
by ash
my failed compliments
are the red rags to the bull
who sees monochrome
by ash
hmm german delis
would never be the same once
lsd reubens
hit the market
by vhs
LSD comes from
rye wheat fungus but I can't
trip on a Reuben.
Weaponized airborne
ergot infections would make
earth a better place.
Mustard gas passe.
Passed the gassy Grey Poupon.
Dijon and Kraut farts.
Psychadelic lunch
corned beef, swiss, kraut, on rye
with yellow cap shrooms.
by Anonymous Poet
Animals are nice
Sometimes they might have some lice
You can still eat them
by Mandingo Ebola of The land where cats rule
Aww, vhs remember
Things could also be worse
At least you're not DF
by Atlas Pooped
not much in the mood
today, all the things I'm chasing
are just mirages...
by vhs
Some farmers down south
Pay good money to hunters
Who kill wild hogs
by dvd of profiting from disaster can be kosher
Six million wild hogs
Destroying America
Eat lots of bacon
by Mandingo Ebola of Offering solutions in times of crisis
Shit just got real here
Anonymous cowards suck
Even I know that
by Mandingo Ebola
depends on what you
smoke, with what and how often
you blow the smoke out
by vhs
yum yum yum you know
how much salt is in old spam
i wont eat the stuff
by vhs
Hooray spam is back
Like rotten maggots feasting
On internet rot
by Concerned American
well censorship of
baby boomers who do not
value human life
great stuff ;)
by vhs of damn zombies
The butane hash oil I am so fond of
Is, by mass, the same price
As electronics grade gold... I'm poor
But withdrawal from nicotine and
Caffeine make cannabis withdrawal
Laughably easy
My endocannabinoid system will
Fully recover and so will my wallet
by dvd
But if you love it,
if you love your addiction,
is it all that bad?
Science, music, athletics, cannibalism...
all great stuff!
by Anonymous Poet
addiction is a
downer, food, internet, games
even vanilla things
the ordinary drag of life
by vhs
ill try to get some
folks posting if i can but
christmas is coming
by vhs
Cannabis - panic attacks every time
The weird thing is that truly
I enjoy that so fucking much
by dvd of walking a fine line between dependence and addiction
vhs got a galaxy tablet
this is not fake news
preparing for apocalypse
by dvd of studying the exotic element: "Uuu" aka Devonium
that's good my dear sir
that's pretty damn good nice to
see you Ghost...it's me!
by vhs
I must stay silent
Lest they reveal my own guise
I must stay quiet
by Ghsostbusters2
i kinda wish there
was an internet free zone
and more pay phones now...
by vhs
i'd be terrified
to see what DeeTox would put
on here in haiku
by vhs
i didnt know neutrons
yes of xourse they do theyre for
nuclearvfission
neutrons pop other
nuclear cherries till bang
chernoybl...we
dont want that
by vhs of on a tablet
youre talking to an
old sci fi whore ya Duke see
wormholes, portals, as
tral...btw check yer email soon
by Anonymous Poet
Before warp capability gotta figure out
Muon catalyzed fusion within
Perdeuterofullerane using harmonic Radiation - problems being how to Survive the ensuing cascade of Neutron radiation and UV light
Until I figure that out you won't be able
To spread your DNA through the galaxy
by dvd of sorry, vhs you'll have to wait
Happy December!
Last month of a shitty year
Go poop in a bucket
by Anonymous Poet
well if you can make
a dvd works warp drive
well hmm...ideas, big
brother can go pfft
by vhs
well between people
stuck on following life time
routines good or bad
and me trying to
save the world because i think
im like the Doctor
where's the middle way in that?
by Anonymous Poet
My science boner:
Superconditivity...
At room temperature
by the artist formerly known dvd of the lab, hard at work
Also I would like
To have my wisdom teeth removed
Skull cracking headaches
by Adam Ben Adam
What's on the menu?
The bread and wine and oil
Are made new again
Other than that I think
I'll spend some time on the water
Hopefully make some money
Make new friends and hopefully
Keep the old ones too
by Adam Ben Adam
John Lennon would have liked to say
There are no problems only solutions
But he got shot and now he's dead
by Anonymous Poet
no we need rockets
to go into space or some
warping approach...now
get that greening of america out of yo mind yo boomer boy
by vhs
the irony my
deeply missed friend is what is
next on the menu?
by vhs
P.S. Google Kellyanne Conway and Beavis for a good laugh.
by Anonymous Poet
Opioids are not the problem.
War is not the problem.
Who is president is not the problem.
Even environmental destruction is not the problem.
The problem is overpopulation.
All else is symptomatic.
The only solution is a "superbug".
I personally like the idea of an airborne
antibiotic resistant gonorrhea.
I tried to make such a bug by
recreational activities,
but all I got was singing balls.
They sing "Poker Face".
I wouldn't mind Jethro Tull
Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.
But what do I get?
Balls that sing Lady Gaga.
Karaoke balls.
by Anonymous Poet
Also whoever had the idea
To put Kellyanne Conway
In charge of the nation's opioid crisis
Should be fired or at the very least
Be sent to his room without supper
Solution to the opioid crisis:
Legalize ibogaine and have free clinics
Or nothing will change whatsoever
by 28 year old 6 year old
Yes there are people that believe
That the world is flat...
And yet they are allowed
To fucking build rockets
I mean... I'm no more likely to vote
Darth Figpucker for President
Because I still have some love
For humanity, but that is tested daily
by 6 year old 28 year old
I've proudly never
shizzled anyone's nizzle,
whatever that is.
by Anonymous Poet
I wish I could sleep.
My testicles won't let me.
They keep on singing.
by Anonymous Poet
Snickerdoodle pie
a la mode caramel drizzle
shizzle my nizzle.
by beta vhs dvd blu-ray 4K-ultra poo-berries of media humping platapus
I think obviously that was done in sick humor only. Perverts don't make perverted jokes about being perverts. Or do they?
"Sitting on a park bench, eying little girls with bad intent."
And I wouldn't call Ian Anderson a perv for such lyrics, but oh well.
by df
Someone's been spending
Way too much time at the
Ping Pong Pizza Place
by Deep Dish
Times are so creepy
And you are adding to it
I mean wow, really?
by Concerned American