my best intentions
can never be good enough
misinterpreted

my failed compliments
are the red rags to the bull
who sees monochrome

hmm german delis
would never be the same once
lsd reubens

hit the market

LSD comes from
rye wheat fungus but I can't
trip on a Reuben.

Weaponized airborne
ergot infections would make
earth a better place.

Mustard gas passe.
Passed the gassy Grey Poupon.
Dijon and Kraut farts.

Psychadelic lunch
corned beef, swiss, kraut, on rye
with yellow cap shrooms.

Animals are nice
Sometimes they might have some lice
You can still eat them

Aww, vhs remember
Things could also be worse
At least you're not DF

not much in the mood
today, all the things I'm chasing
are just mirages...

Some farmers down south
Pay good money to hunters
Who kill wild hogs

Six million wild hogs
Destroying America
Eat lots of bacon

Shit just got real here
Anonymous cowards suck
Even I know that

depends on what you
smoke, with what and how often
you blow the smoke out

yum yum yum you know
how much salt is in old spam
i wont eat the stuff

Hooray spam is back
Like rotten maggots feasting
On internet rot

well censorship of
baby boomers who do not
value human life

great stuff ;)

The butane hash oil I am so fond of
Is, by mass, the same price
As electronics grade gold... I'm poor
But withdrawal from nicotine and
Caffeine make cannabis withdrawal
Laughably easy
My endocannabinoid system will
Fully recover and so will my wallet

But if you love it,
if you love your addiction,
is it all that bad?

Science, music, athletics, cannibalism...
all great stuff!

addiction is a
downer, food, internet, games
even vanilla things

the ordinary drag of life

ill try to get some
folks posting if i can but
christmas is coming

Cannabis - panic attacks every time
The weird thing is that truly
I enjoy that so fucking much

vhs got a galaxy tablet
this is not fake news
preparing for apocalypse

that's good my dear sir
that's pretty damn good nice to
see you Ghost...it's me!

I must stay silent
Lest they reveal my own guise
I must stay quiet

i kinda wish there
was an internet free zone
and more pay phones now...

i'd be terrified
to see what DeeTox would put
on here in haiku

i didnt know neutrons
yes of xourse they do theyre for
nuclearvfission

neutrons pop other
nuclear cherries till bang
chernoybl...we

dont want that

youre talking to an
old sci fi whore ya Duke see
wormholes, portals, as

tral...btw check yer email soon

Before warp capability gotta figure out
Muon catalyzed fusion within
Perdeuterofullerane using harmonic Radiation - problems being how to Survive the ensuing cascade of Neutron radiation and UV light
Until I figure that out you won't be able
To spread your DNA through the galaxy

Happy December!
Last month of a shitty year
Go poop in a bucket

well if you can make
a dvd works warp drive
well hmm...ideas, big

brother can go pfft

well between people
stuck on following life time
routines good or bad

and me trying to
save the world because i think
im like the Doctor

where's the middle way in that?

My science boner:
Superconditivity...
At room temperature

Also I would like
To have my wisdom teeth removed
Skull cracking headaches

What's on the menu?
The bread and wine and oil
Are made new again
Other than that I think
I'll spend some time on the water
Hopefully make some money
Make new friends and hopefully
Keep the old ones too

John Lennon would have liked to say
There are no problems only solutions
But he got shot and now he's dead

no we need rockets
to go into space or some
warping approach...now

get that greening of america out of yo mind yo boomer boy

the irony my
deeply missed friend is what is
next on the menu?

P.S. Google Kellyanne Conway and Beavis for a good laugh.

Opioids are not the problem.
War is not the problem.
Who is president is not the problem.
Even environmental destruction is not the problem.
The problem is overpopulation.
All else is symptomatic.

The only solution is a "superbug".
I personally like the idea of an airborne
antibiotic resistant gonorrhea.

I tried to make such a bug by
recreational activities,
but all I got was singing balls.

They sing "Poker Face".
I wouldn't mind Jethro Tull
Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.

But what do I get?
Balls that sing Lady Gaga.
Karaoke balls.

Also whoever had the idea
To put Kellyanne Conway
In charge of the nation's opioid crisis
Should be fired or at the very least
Be sent to his room without supper
Solution to the opioid crisis:
Legalize ibogaine and have free clinics
Or nothing will change whatsoever

Yes there are people that believe
That the world is flat...
And yet they are allowed
To fucking build rockets
I mean... I'm no more likely to vote
Darth Figpucker for President
Because I still have some love
For humanity, but that is tested daily

I've proudly never
shizzled anyone's nizzle,
whatever that is.

I wish I could sleep.
My testicles won't let me.
They keep on singing.

Snickerdoodle pie
a la mode caramel drizzle
shizzle my nizzle.

I think obviously that was done in sick humor only. Perverts don't make perverted jokes about being perverts. Or do they?
"Sitting on a park bench, eying little girls with bad intent."
And I wouldn't call Ian Anderson a perv for such lyrics, but oh well.

Someone's been spending
Way too much time at the
Ping Pong Pizza Place

Times are so creepy
And you are adding to it
I mean wow, really?

Smarties candy best
The little boys will attest
Reach in my pocket

Chocolate goat milk
super-duper strong coffee
buzz-buzz masterbait

master bait
novice trap
newbie boobie
silicon valley

Have you ever tried
all organic Cheesy Poofs?
That is a real thing!

the man had the roost
all to hisself, it ain't much
fun like it is though...

sometimes you just say
ah fuggetaboutit and
let go, there it is