The native women are overweight from eating too much processed cheese.
Christmas lights are choking the town square and likely will not be removed until after Valentines day.
Venereal diseases aren't really as bad as they tell you in high school.
I'm listening to tool and avoiding Facebook at the moment so you should be proud.
It's sad that Carrie went in such a horrible violent way, but I guess that's life.
Some Asian girls have big boobs. I enjoy telling them they have big boobs just to see what kind of reaction I get... "Hey, wow! You have big boobs!"
The mega-roman candles give you the best bang for your buck... Next to Eccentrica Gallumbits, that is.

Gourmet pizza fucking rocks!

There is mud all over the streets that becomes carcinogenic dust when the sun dries it out.
Dead frogs and rats flattened in the night.
Even the cats won't eat them.
Breathing is a rare pleasure when the rain clouds pass.
The Man in the Moon flips you the bird whilst you piss in the gutter as a motorcycle passes and you wave at them with your hand not in use.
You are sober, horny, and hopeless.

It is not known if it was truly beef or some other animal, but it was a tasty burger.
My battery is at 21%.
A beer sits next to me.
Did you find any good bargains at Macy's this year?

She was obese, disgusting, had a BO problem, and no one at all wanted to have sex with her, but she provided a feast for mosquitoes.
Peace Be Upon Him

Ten thousand chicken fuckers cannot be wrong.
Happy New Years!

well simplicity
is not a city but it
does make for sparse work

This is not for me.
But maybe if I was gay.
No, not even then.

HTML tags
are now disabled just like
Christopher Reeves was.

Hello!

Well sit and wait it's
A lot better than before
Chop wood carry coke

Where's the janitor?
There's another spam haiku!
Can you clean it up?

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i always wonder
who the hell is posting here
and quite about what

It is only natural.
She drowned under the moonlight.
Strangled by her bra.

Saul last breath pleads:
Pull down the shades
Don

"Stone Philosophers"

No cause or effect
Amnesic incognitus
Unfolding stone - bye

carrie fisher just
died, i know celebrities
pass all the time but

my childhood just died
a bit right there, and i have
no more words to say...

mayhaps but you know
we must work together to
fullfilll our own

personal visions
doesn't make sense does it ah
libertarian christians...

Stop it man of earth
I know the haikus sound great
But they spam a lot




Do you even know what I mean?

Bottle shop is closed
Escape is not an option
Rain hits my face cold

Broken thought swirls dark
Broken man looms dangerous
Broken wife hides tears

from gloom in the womb
emergency room to tomb
carcass soon exhumed

"Doctor Whom?"

Foxworthy worthy
You might be paradox if
Both cause and effect

"All Relative"

When the past becomes
Present the future is now
Deja vu's okay

"Altitude Attitude"

When I dream I fly
Not because I flap my arms
But cuz I want to

"Pretty True"

Through grapevine I heard
Happiness isn't a state
Actually a skill

"The American"

It's uncomfortable
Given chance someone out there
Would cut my head off

"Sentimental Carnivore"

Nature is funny
Do sheep dogs think they are sheep?
Conflict of instinct

"that's too God damned Chuck Pallihiniuk"

intellctually
lazy too, nice slice to the balls
with occam's razor

"Go out in a blaze of glory with drugs, hookers, and automatic weapons"

Everything's for naught.
The 2nd Law of Thermo.
It has been ordained.

for some reason i
feel "thus spake zarathustra"
is playing right now

because those is good
haiku... why not, it is nice
to see those haiku

"And Prosper"

The world is real big
Satisfaction possible
It's its own reward

"Half Full"

Every day is new
Things you think you have to do
Are things you get to

"Terraform This"

If man farms on Mars
People will still be starving
Here on planet Earth

"Simulated Epiphany"

Calculator dream
Everything adds up to 1
I shine and vanish

"New Ritual"

Meaning imparted
Over time and patiently
Love is transgender

"Stupor Nostra"

An eternal round
Child becomes parent, so on
Now how to improve?

"Prophet Margin"

Real conflict between
Islam, Christianity
Just Daddy issues

well the chinese said
may we live in interesting
times, here we are

cheeto hitler ???

:P

Donald Trump with nukes.
It's time to thin out the herd.
Go Fuhrer Cheeto!

holy shit batman
someone cleaned up the website
janis, we love you

I'd like to get stoned.
My evil wife would be pissed.
She is such a bitch.

I know Jesus well.
He lives down the street from me.
But not much longer.

The Cheeto Hitler
will send him back home to Hell.
I mean Mexico.

Merry Christmas from
Jesus Claus Santa Christ; He
forgives your candy.

no, the martains got
santa claus, voldor almost
killed him but he won.

(reference Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, terrible movie, no taboo sex, not Cannibal Holocaust or anything like that but it is a cute movie)

Jesus stole the sleigh.
He pawned the toys to buy drugs.
What a great New Years!

While sleeping I fear.
A thousand tasks are undone.
And so is my sleep.

And then I awake.
Holy shit, it's Christmas break!
I think I'll get baked.

God, I miss egg nog.
How is that shit even made?
I need to find out.

Spam haiku hidden.
It gives me an erection.
But my wife does not.