"Go out in a blaze of glory with drugs, hookers, and automatic weapons"

Everything's for naught.
The 2nd Law of Thermo.
It has been ordained.

for some reason i
feel "thus spake zarathustra"
is playing right now

because those is good
haiku... why not, it is nice
to see those haiku

"And Prosper"

The world is real big
Satisfaction possible
It's its own reward

"Half Full"

Every day is new
Things you think you have to do
Are things you get to

"Terraform This"

If man farms on Mars
People will still be starving
Here on planet Earth

"Simulated Epiphany"

Calculator dream
Everything adds up to 1
I shine and vanish

"New Ritual"

Meaning imparted
Over time and patiently
Love is transgender

"Stupor Nostra"

An eternal round
Child becomes parent, so on
Now how to improve?

"Prophet Margin"

Real conflict between
Islam, Christianity
Just Daddy issues

well the chinese said
may we live in interesting
times, here we are

cheeto hitler ???

:P

Donald Trump with nukes.
It's time to thin out the herd.
Go Fuhrer Cheeto!

holy shit batman
someone cleaned up the website
janis, we love you

I'd like to get stoned.
My evil wife would be pissed.
She is such a bitch.

I know Jesus well.
He lives down the street from me.
But not much longer.

The Cheeto Hitler
will send him back home to Hell.
I mean Mexico.

Merry Christmas from
Jesus Claus Santa Christ; He
forgives your candy.

no, the martains got
santa claus, voldor almost
killed him but he won.

(reference Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, terrible movie, no taboo sex, not Cannibal Holocaust or anything like that but it is a cute movie)

Jesus stole the sleigh.
He pawned the toys to buy drugs.
What a great New Years!

While sleeping I fear.
A thousand tasks are undone.
And so is my sleep.

And then I awake.
Holy shit, it's Christmas break!
I think I'll get baked.

God, I miss egg nog.
How is that shit even made?
I need to find out.

Spam haiku hidden.
It gives me an erection.
But my wife does not.

Jesus will return.
I don't think He'll have a choice.
Santa Claus is dead.

well everyone is
sounding like the grinch stole xmas
but dr seuss like in

style. he fought WWII
and of course was Theo
Drieser. green eggs but

NO Green Spam thank you

cool analyzing about the topic http://www.findauthoritypill.net/viagra-generic.html

Sexy equations
spread sides to multiply.
Spew result with pen.

I've not slept for days.
My thoughts are blurred together.
Frogs in a blender.

Janis is moping.
The Janitor is mopping
This haiku? Stopping.

Woah, it must be you.
A bunch of spam posts are gone!
Hey, how's it going?

Janis, why don't you
Haikus sent with tags?
Would stop all the spam.

I'm here in person
Moping around this corner
Of the good 'ol web

seasons also of
the body wearing down and
realizng older age

Could anyone get
Hold of Janis recently?
Reply to email?

20 years of tags.
The internet was a diff
-erent place back then.

Seasons of abuse.
Now Bad Haiku hardens to
block HTML.

Reincarnation.
I want to be a monkey.
All they do is fuck.

One whole semester
of calculus 1 homework
finished in 2 days.

How much did I charge?
Four-hundred twenty-five bucks.
I'm now exhausted.

I may be a whore,
but I'm the best whore there is.
The Arabs love me.

Spam is disgusting.
I'm talking about the "meat".
If you call it that.

Frog legs are tasty.
It's good that they are ugly.
Else they'd be extinct.

Addicted to Death.
We have no other option.
This is God's design.

Capture of culture
Endless evolving effort
Roller coaster ride

Stars hide behind clouds.
As if playing peek-a-boo.
I hate them.

I don't love my wife.
I should watch some creepy porn.
Then let her find it.

Or fart in public.
Or maybe hit on her friends.
She needs to hate me.

there was just no way
to know how far we'd come, now
except to look back

This web-borne assault
On our haiku garden space
Enrages me so

Time for us to move
More signal to noise ratio
Can't stop the signal

Love becomes vacant.
Lust becomes Armageddon.
Instead, go surfing.

Original Spam,
Turning inedible meat
into white-trash lunch.

There's more Spam here than
a Philippino breakfast.
I'd rather eat dog.

Gen-X-fiance.
Gen-X-perienced drinker.
Gin-X and tonic.

Gen-X Files.
Gen-X-rated website star.
Gen-X-ray vision.

then there the black eyed
kids phenom in the world so
when the hell did life

become the x-files
or some damn Call of Cthulhu
game story arc?

i have seen strange things
in the evangelical world
and i think it's nuts

even if i believe
the eurythmics did say
dont mess with a...pause

missionary man
hey hey...i know not haiku
but sort of you know

RFID chips
and tracking our lives just makes
me sick to myself

I know right wing up
the ass stuff but hmm, i like
the ReCap here hmm

coffee's last mile, and
here i am trying to come
up with profound stuff

when today's children
go, mom what does rewind mean
but ducktails is back :)