Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #55809
no, the martains got
santa claus, voldor almost
killed him but he won.

(reference Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, terrible movie, no taboo sex, not Cannibal Holocaust or anything like that but it is a cute movie)
Haiku #55809
Posted: December 23, 2016 11:40 am ET
Poet & location: vhs