Reincarnation.
I want to be a monkey.
All they do is fuck.

One whole semester
of calculus 1 homework
finished in 2 days.

How much did I charge?
Four-hundred twenty-five bucks.
I'm now exhausted.

I may be a whore,
but I'm the best whore there is.
The Arabs love me.

Spam is disgusting.
I'm talking about the "meat".
If you call it that.

Frog legs are tasty.
It's good that they are ugly.
Else they'd be extinct.

Addicted to Death.
We have no other option.
This is God's design.

Capture of culture
Endless evolving effort
Roller coaster ride

Stars hide behind clouds.
As if playing peek-a-boo.
I hate them.

I don't love my wife.
I should watch some creepy porn.
Then let her find it.

Or fart in public.
Or maybe hit on her friends.
She needs to hate me.

there was just no way
to know how far we'd come, now
except to look back

This web-borne assault
On our haiku garden space
Enrages me so

Time for us to move
More signal to noise ratio
Can't stop the signal

Love becomes vacant.
Lust becomes Armageddon.
Instead, go surfing.

Original Spam,
Turning inedible meat
into white-trash lunch.

There's more Spam here than
a Philippino breakfast.
I'd rather eat dog.

Gen-X-fiance.
Gen-X-perienced drinker.
Gin-X and tonic.

Gen-X Files.
Gen-X-rated website star.
Gen-X-ray vision.

then there the black eyed
kids phenom in the world so
when the hell did life

become the x-files
or some damn Call of Cthulhu
game story arc?

i have seen strange things
in the evangelical world
and i think it's nuts

even if i believe
the eurythmics did say
dont mess with a...pause

missionary man
hey hey...i know not haiku
but sort of you know

RFID chips
and tracking our lives just makes
me sick to myself

I know right wing up
the ass stuff but hmm, i like
the ReCap here hmm

coffee's last mile, and
here i am trying to come
up with profound stuff

when today's children
go, mom what does rewind mean
but ducktails is back :)

Momma always said,
"Coffee is AS coffee does."
I think I get it.

Momma always said,
"Coffee is coffee does."
But what does it MEAN?!

Bob pees sitting down.
There is nothing wrong with that.
He does not have legs.

so who forgot old
gen x and i gave my friend
a def leppard disk

it is hip to say
history lives, we are tre
irrelevant and

resistance is kind
of dumb if we must resist
resistance and of

course, irony do
not forget irony k
we are all xers now

We were number one
But now something bad happened
And now we rank last

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is a poem
Not a haiku

Memes live in memesvile
And memes are as dank as memes
And memes are REAL dank

You have pinkie toes.
Do you appreciate them?
They have a tough job.

Endless toss and turn,
Over a whole day awake,
Cry insomnia.

well you know one way
of looking at this mess is
to see it as an

on going dada
art project with our posts thus
breaking spam moments

but i speak old crap
and i wish to go to say
Easter Island you

know, see the statues

Hey Darth, honestly,
My post won't help search engines.
Cause the way it works.

It simply hides links
On front page, but they're still there.
Google still sees stuff.

Janis needs to fix
The filter of posts itself.
Update the code, damn.

Hi Vigilante.
I'd prefer "Spam Haiku blocked"
to seeing "Hello!"

It would also be good if you could block their name like the wuporiwix or whatever. They rely on the search engines picking up that rare character string that relates back to other posts on other websites.

In other words, if they post html code or "Hello!" then just change their name to "spam post".

That's a lot to ask.
I'm happy with what you've done.
My daughter is yours.

Celebrate custom
One morning, seven days, eight nights
Delight in belief!

I could probably
Make a script to block all spam;
Kill non-unique posts,

But really, would you
Prefer to see "Hello!" or
"Spam haiku hidden".

(They're both pretty equally spammy, imo).

Would be nice if it
also blocked the word "Hello!"
because that's just gay.

coder as artist
i know you know some things and
I keep that in mind...

It seems to have worked!
It blocks greater than and less
than coding symbols.

I have been saying
this for longer than my schlong...
in my dreams, that is.

I knew my rudeness
would eventually work.
Like it did for Trump!

I am so happy!
Thank you, sir vigilante!
You are our hero!

... maybe...

fart test

Hoping your plan works
We are all counting on you
'cause we are lazy

Aha! It does work!
It hides new spam after me!
Try your worst, spammers!

http://www.google.com

This is just a test, don't mind me.

Damn, it didn't work.
Back to the old drawing board.
See what I can do.

(Beta)

I'm testing a script,
To get rid of spam links on
Pages that I post.

If Janis won't help,
Won't purge the site of the spam,
I guess that I'll try.

Praise vandalism
Unless we do not agree
Then you go to jail

Actions do affect
Careful what you say and do
Don't be an asshole

yes and all the mad
ascii skills and i still
need to get a stint

for my heart, i think

The pig man
With his knives and chains
Carves himself

Revelers come forth
With their masks, suits, and dresses
Applaud happily

Chanting with rhythm
"Carve, Pigman! Carve Pigman! Carve!
He squeals with delight

Slabs of meat
Fall towards the floor
Eat! Eat! Eat!

To really be rude,
I should change the font to white.
That would be funny!

I am nearly bushed.
Being a whore takes its toll.
I poop equations.

I get paid for it.
And I get paid rather well.
Bums are better off.

I had a strange dream.
I taught a class in rudeness.
Everyone loved it.

well looks like the art
project here it is getting
bigger by the moot

This world needs a war.
There are too many people.
Release the virus.